I'm going bald

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:48, archived)

Sign on immediately
and move in with your parents.
( wynoh is no good at poker, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:49, archived)

oh fuck off wynoh, you unutterable cunt :)P

( mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:50, archived)

Oh MAN, I can't wait 'till tomorow.

( Pops the putz. Most hurt actor? bruise WIll is., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:00, archived)

P**s
Apple pies and apple and Wensleydale puffs
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:02, archived)

My goodness !

( Pops the putz. Most hurt actor? bruise WIll is., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:09, archived)

Cripes!
I'd post pictures but there is already too much p*e for a link to my OMGP*E.
Sufficed to say, the experiment appears to be a success.
( mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:14, archived)

IT'S JMG'S FAULT SOMETHING OR OTHER ISN'T GOING CORRECTLY!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:55, archived)

yo jmg

(__, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:00, archived)

Holla! Popular Friz..
I was just off out.
I've been dragged away from slumber, and towards the bright lights and the throwing of shapes.

I'm putting on my best jeans. Best shut down the internet, as it's going to be shit for a few hours yet.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:02, archived)

Where you off?
I'm off to le district du gay (powerhouse) in a bit.
(__, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:03, archived)

baldulus

(__, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:50, archived)

I'm four days into my unintentional beard
It's looking awesome. Completely accidental too, as I'm a "shave every day" guy

Not only that, I also now have two weeks off work. Should I just use those two weeks to grow the beard?
(__, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:50, archived)

I bet your face looks like a golf club covered in moss.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:51, archived)

i could be SANTA in a fortnight

(__, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:53, archived)

You could do 45 shopping malls at the same time with the size of your moosh

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:55, archived)

'and what do you want for christmas little girl?'
ARGH ARGH ARGH IT'S LIKE A PLANET OF MEAT WITH EYES DRAWN IN BIRO ON IT
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:56, archived)

ha ha ha ha

( mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:57, archived)

pfft :)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:00, archived)

I'm guessing it would be a 460cc driver
/lolfatfacegolfjoke
( mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:54, archived)

Accidental?
You've forgotten to shave for 4 days?
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:54, archived)

you forget it takes him 12 mach 5 blades and a pulley system of mexicans just to do the left side of his face

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:56, archived)

It's both accidental and unintentional
as he's normally a "shave every day" guy.

Why does this information make me want to cut his tiny flaccid cock off then force it hard down his dribbling fat mouth?
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:56, archived)

He must have realised at some point that he hadn't shaved
and then continued to not shave.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:58, archived)

I refuse to believe that Friz didn't 'intend' to grow a beard
At best, he's been either reckless or wilfully blind towards his facial growth.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:59, archived)

Fucking fat-faced lying bastard

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:59, archived)

I just can't take the lies any more

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:01, archived)

I think he should use his 2 weeks off
to get a fucking grip. Then top himself, the fucking bearded fuckyfaced fucker.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:03, archived)

you see what happens to the quality of chat when you disappear

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:00, archived)

Fuck that. Remember when Frank left and there was a thread about mugs?

( JackAction, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:01, archived)

Jeepers I missed that

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:04, archived)

I bet you look like a coconut shy

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:55, archived)

Shy? Pfft!

( mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:56, archived)

Step 2: Sign on.

( mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:50, archived)

*pisses*

( wynoh is no good at poker, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:53, archived)

ha ha ha ha

( moohalaa, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:50, archived)

^this
plus HAHAHAHAHA
( broadsword cold get ill or get retarded, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:51, archived)

i'm coming spiders

( spacefish portable wetnork graphic, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:50, archived)

I'm not.

( JackAction, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:50, archived)

it will suit you, laters, peace out

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:50, archived)

Really? where abouts?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:50, archived)

The hair on my head is thinning
I'm sure of it.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:52, archived)

You've always had a high hair line, don't worry about it.
it goes at the back first. check there, if you're getting bald there then ok, but other than that don't bust your bollocks about it.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:54, archived)

I hope that this is true
I need to get a girlfriend though, just in case.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:55, archived)

Mate, don't actively look, it gets you in with the flat chested mentals
please come out on tueday dude, I buy you drinks if you're poor.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:02, archived)

This is true. I had a straight across hairline which suddenly went W shaped when I was 18
I thought I was going bald so I shaved it off.
It's still like that now and hasn't receded any further in the last 17 years
( mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:56, archived)

Have you been wearing a headscarf indoors?

( mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:54, archived)

I've got loads of hair.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:51, archived)

eBay?

( mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:52, archived)

I just swiped it all from a barbers floor when he turned his back.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:54, archived)

You are going to die

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:52, archived)

Let's hope so, eh?

( JackAction, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:53, archived)

a/s/l?

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:52, archived)

42/virgin/Newcastle

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:53, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha I'm not, far from it and I'm fifty fucking six.
ha ha ha ha ha
( Captn Hood-Butter It's a business doing pleasure with you on, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:58, archived)

Best. Reply. Of. The. Night.

( mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:02, archived)

not got male hormones or something?

( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:25, archived)