So yeah, I bought Amaretto for tomorrow right, but feeling shitty, shall I open it now? You decide.

( I'm dreaming of a SexFace Christmas Just like the ones all filled with hoes, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:35, archived)

Open it you puff and listen to ACDC

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:35, archived)

I can only listen to them by playing their albums in chronological order
I've got OCDC
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:41, archived)

see, now this is what I was talking about

( mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:41, archived)

*starts playing the riff raff riff*

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:43, archived)

Flip a coin
Heads you do, tails you don't.

If it's tails, flip it again

If it's tails again, what the fuck are you? An alcoholic? Just fucking leave it be
(__, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:36, archived)

Yes.
Morrisons is but a short drive away from Castle Rape
( mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:36, archived)

Yeah but I'm broke innit.
I spent my last money on food and booze.
( I'm dreaming of a SexFace Christmas Just like the ones all filled with hoes, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:37, archived)

that's where you went wrong
you should have spent your last money on booze and booze.
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:43, archived)

Hmm
There is usually a communal visit to Morrisons on occasions like this
( mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:47, archived)

Well that's me fucked

( I'm dreaming of a SexFace Christmas Just like the ones all filled with hoes, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:48, archived)

you could do the morrisons run and sweep up all the change

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:50, archived)

WHOA! I'm the one with the large capacity car, here

( mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:51, archived)

Lucky you!

( mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:51, archived)

No, lucky _you_
WINK
( Pops the putz. Most hurt actor? bruise WIll is., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:26, archived)

*pulls shirt collar away from neck*
*makes that "eep" noise*
( mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:32, archived)

Yeah, cos drinking when you feel shit is always a good move
once you're pissed, can you get me some streaming shenanigans on your server?
( broadsword cold get ill or get retarded, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:37, archived)

I need to switch it on at some point, won't be tonight as it's hard disk-less right now

( I'm dreaming of a SexFace Christmas Just like the ones all filled with hoes, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:39, archived)

I haven't bought anything yet. Dunno what I'll be in the mood for.
Gin, I imagine.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:37, archived)

DG

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:38, archived)

Druid, WW and Blue Star will be there.
I think gin is a formality on these occasions
( mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:38, archived)

Depends
are you feeling shitty in a way that the drink will help?
( wynoh is no good at poker, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:38, archived)

I've already had a couple of beers.
So blah
( I'm dreaming of a SexFace Christmas Just like the ones all filled with hoes, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:41, archived)

POUND IT!
I'M 10 GUIJN NESS DOWN AND ANOUTHER COUPLE TO GO
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:42, archived)

In that case
yeah, drink it.
( wynoh is no good at poker, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:42, archived)

Drink it
temporary respite from your pointless existence.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:38, archived)

^

( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:44, archived)

PUFF
Might as well open it, it is friday night.
( Major Turd Former Foolius, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:40, archived)

If you want to then you should
I am completely sober as I was driving tonight and I just saw a gritter on my way home *massive sadface*
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:40, archived)

Get yer gritter out

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:42, archived)

I like that almost as much as 'flash us yer growler'

( broadsword cold get ill or get retarded, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:47, archived)

your salty council gritter

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:49, archived)

Why sadface about that?
Would you rather skid all over the place and end up dying in a crash, upside down, impaled by your own steering wheel, blinded by the blood dripping into your eyes. With the last thought going through your brain "If only the council had gritted this road"?
WELL, WOULD YOU?
HUZZAH! For our gritters I say!
HUZZAH!
( stuj a big ball of voilance and hatrid, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:56, archived)

Yeah, why not?

( JackAction, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:42, archived)

Open it.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:43, archived)

I'm going to bed now.
If any girls have got my number then call me for phone sex. I'm not joking. There may be pugs involved. who knows.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:50, archived)

get rid of it and have some rum instead

( McBadger JESUS RAVES!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:48, archived)

Now I’m broke and it’s no joke
It’s hard as hell to fight it, don’t do it

Do it
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:48, archived)

BASS
ROCK
( broadsword cold get ill or get retarded, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:49, archived)

Yeah.
Or possibly nah.
( stuj a big ball of voilance and hatrid, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:48, archived)

pour it over a cornetto

( Lightguy, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:53, archived)

Drink it you massive girl.
You will not regret it in the morning.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:54, archived)