Phlegm

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:50, archived)

i dont see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind

( rosalicious . just found a bit of sauce on my face, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:50, archived)

unless an erection slips into your arse
then you're all like "waaaaaaaah"
(__, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:54, archived)

is that what youre supposed to say then

( rosalicious . just found a bit of sauce on my face, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:55, archived)

im doing it wrong :((((((

( rosalicious . just found a bit of sauce on my face, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:55, archived)

shit dude you're gonna get pandered now
thank god DG isnt here
(__, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:56, archived)

dewd im totally not one to inspire pander, im a right shitcunt

( rosalicious . just found a bit of sauce on my face, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:58, archived)

The sight of your face could make a cut man's foreskin grow back

( Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:00, archived)

hello lover

( rosalicious . just found a bit of sauce on my face, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:01, archived)

you fucking wish

( Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:05, archived)

aww dont brush me under the rug, it was a beautiful thing

( rosalicious . just found a bit of sauce on my face, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:07, archived)

it was until you played Chopsticks on a three-octave Casio keyboard with your beef curtains

( Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:08, archived)

hlegm ie bash
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:52, archived)

I don't even own a phlegm.

( JackAction, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:53, archived)

Ebay has them.

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:03, archived)

drink less orange juice

( Zuowan, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:57, archived)

I did that thing today when you put your finger against one nostril
and eject a fat gobbet of translucent nasal mucus from the other. Straight into a bin next to the traffic lights, while cycling. Masterful.
( Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:59, archived)

Is that kind of thing common over there?
Have you gone native?
( Zuowan, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:01, archived)

If it is then I'm moving there.

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:05, archived)

If you like people hocking phlegm in the street, you'll LOVE China.

( Zuowan, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:21, archived)

I've deffo gone native
I've got a paper and cardboard 'medal' with "HONORARY POLE" on it.

When it's winter for six months you need government support for tissues.
( Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:05, archived)

Anyone good at cryptic crosswords?

(__, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:06, archived)

better than you

( Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:07, archived)

Painting is, at most, very slightly blue (11)

(__, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:08, archived)

watercolour

( vladimir, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:09, archived)

Oil up Greek moderate (6)

(__, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:24, archived)

adonis?
no idea
( moohalaa, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:31, archived)

fucking hell, which paper was that in
The Sun?
( Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:12, archived)

you total bastard, I was feeling massively clever for getting it, and now you're basically implying it's a Sun-level clue! Curses!
( vladimir, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:13, archived)

it was Daily Mail at best

( Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:13, archived)

:(((( I'm a moron
( vladimir, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:15, archived)

oh man i was totally impressed, ignore grrrich, did HE answer?
exactly
( rosalicious . just found a bit of sauce on my face, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:16, archived)

I'm with Rose on this one,
but then I'm proper shit at crosswords.

Good morning folks.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:19, archived)

alright neptune

( rosalicious . just found a bit of sauce on my face, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:22, archived)

did I ever tell you about the time I scored a hat trick?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:24, archived)

Not sure.
Tell me all about it now if you like.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:28, archived)

Goal No.1
Outside right foot flicked into the back of the net, through the goal keeper's legs.

Goal No.2
Punted towards goal, caught goal keeper wrong footed.

Goal No.3
Shot and saved by keeper, but not held. Ball comes rolling back to my feet, under pressure from two defenders. Manage to keep possession and blast it into the top right hand corner. Cue manic celebrations!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:32, archived)

i've got eight front pages

(__, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:34, archived)

I had one but it had to be removed for legal reasons
YEAH HOW ABOUT THAT
( I'm dreaming of a SexFace Christmas Just like the ones all filled with hoes, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:35, archived)

so, what you're saying is, right, you have in fact *no* front pages

(__, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:38, archived)

they're only pretend though
this was real man.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:36, archived)

five a side football against 13-year olds isn't "real"

(__, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:45, archived)

That all sounds fabulous.
Do you have any more details from this match? Were there any other goals? Your sports reports are a wonder and I'd hate to be only enjoying an abridged version.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:38, archived)

So where does this leave Friz?

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:16, archived)

under a bus?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:20, archived)

no, you're sharp,but you're just massively sensitive with no self confidence
grow the fuck up
( Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:19, archived)

Idea that it's an Anglo-Saxon word may be a bit stale?(4,3)
( vladimir, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:29, archived)

what are the first, last and third letters?

( Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:32, archived)

Blueishhhhh.

( JackAction, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:12, archived)

this is probably the right answer.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:21, archived)