you total bastard, I was feeling massively clever for getting it, and now you're basically implying it's a Sun-level clue! Curses!
( vladimir very large wild bovine creature similar to the gnu, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:13, archived)

it was Daily Mail at best

( Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:13, archived)

:(((( I'm a moron
( vladimir very large wild bovine creature similar to the gnu, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:15, archived)

oh man i was totally impressed, ignore grrrich, did HE answer?
exactly
( rosalicious . just found a bit of sauce on my face, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:16, archived)

I'm with Rose on this one,
but then I'm proper shit at crosswords.

Good morning folks.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:19, archived)

alright neptune

( rosalicious . just found a bit of sauce on my face, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:22, archived)

did I ever tell you about the time I scored a hat trick?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:24, archived)

Not sure.
Tell me all about it now if you like.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:28, archived)

Goal No.1
Outside right foot flicked into the back of the net, through the goal keeper's legs.

Goal No.2
Punted towards goal, caught goal keeper wrong footed.

Goal No.3
Shot and saved by keeper, but not held. Ball comes rolling back to my feet, under pressure from two defenders. Manage to keep possession and blast it into the top right hand corner. Cue manic celebrations!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:32, archived)

i've got eight front pages

(__, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:34, archived)

I had one but it had to be removed for legal reasons
YEAH HOW ABOUT THAT
( I'm dreaming of a SexFace Christmas Just like the ones all filled with hoes, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:35, archived)

so, what you're saying is, right, you have in fact *no* front pages

(__, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:38, archived)

they're only pretend though
this was real man.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:36, archived)

five a side football against 13-year olds isn't "real"

(__, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:45, archived)

That all sounds fabulous.
Do you have any more details from this match? Were there any other goals? Your sports reports are a wonder and I'd hate to be only enjoying an abridged version.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:38, archived)

So where does this leave Friz?

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:16, archived)

under a bus?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:20, archived)

no, you're sharp,but you're just massively sensitive with no self confidence
grow the fuck up
( Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:19, archived)

Idea that it's an Anglo-Saxon word may be a bit stale?(4,3)
( vladimir very large wild bovine creature similar to the gnu, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:29, archived)

what are the first, last and third letters?

( Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:32, archived)