SURPRISE JMG!
I'm off to the lovely football in a bit and I haven't even been to bed yet.
Exciting JMG interfacing.

Report in with your plans that I'll probably ignore, internet!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 13:17, archived)

I'm going to work tonight JMG.
I'm not well, but there's LIVES TO SAVE.

Also, I am watching the Norwich game and it is notable that Poulton, despite being two goals down are playing the better standard of football.
( Amorous Badger NINE MORE YEARS, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 13:19, archived)

Bloody Swansea have caved in..
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 13:27, archived)

Was this JMG's betting tip of the weekend?

( Amorous Badger NINE MORE YEARS, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 13:28, archived)

I'd like to see a Cardiff loss.
But don't tell Team SSG.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 13:30, archived)

Team Badger is hoping for a second successive win.
I'm afeared that if it doesn't happen, it'll be a season of struggle for us JMG.
( Amorous Badger NINE MORE YEARS, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 13:31, archived)

We need to capitalise on our upcoming fixtures at home.
Cement top spot. Upset people on here, etc.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 13:31, archived)

Threatened much?

( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 13:51, archived)

I am in a carefree mood today, don't worry jammers.
I got the keys to my new flat today. Me and the lovely girlfriend are going to shift stuff over shortly. After the football.
( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 13:52, archived)

A lovely development!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 13:55, archived)

here she is looking lovely and me looking rubbish
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( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 13:56, archived)

Phwoar!
I'm off now, SSG.
I'm sure you're going to wish me God speed at the game.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 13:59, archived)

that's clearly just the doveston in a pretty wig

(GluEid Saeed, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 14:05, archived)

and moohalaa looks fab in those scarlet locks

( moohalaa, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 14:10, archived)

I am quite enjoying that football,
I think I enjoy this sort of context of sport.
( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 13:54, archived)

Are you going by bus?
What number?
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 13:19, archived)

What do you think JMG will be watching on TV tonight?

( Amorous Badger NINE MORE YEARS, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 13:20, archived)

I bet he never misses an episode of Merlin

(GluEid Saeed, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 13:21, archived)

Dole porn.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 13:22, archived)

"Well, you may be here to claim benefits, but I've got something that'd *benefit* you more..."

(__, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 13:39, archived)

"you've gone long enough without a job"

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 13:40, archived)

"just fill out form T-154b then have a seat in the waiting area"

(GluEid Saeed, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 14:15, archived)

Well, that's me done.

( Amorous Badger NINE MORE YEARS, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 14:21, archived)

I'm waiting for something to thaw out
then I'm going to wait some more
then I'm going to go home and build a nerdcave from crisps and pop and install dragonage
then MORE FIREWORKS
(GluEid Saeed, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 13:20, archived)

clean wheels on car
I have 20 spoke alloys, and they will take about 15 minutes per wheel to do right. so that will take care of an hour, (spare wheel is already clean) after that I think coffee and shortbread and maybe then a little trip into town to show off my shiny wheels.
( TBL has been nicking oldpoints wifi since, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 13:21, archived)

Are there no Polish people in [insert TBL's home town here]?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 13:23, archived)

You know something, I forgot about that......
we have a car wash down the road, and they clean the wheels when you get the car washed.

10/10 for that.

Its not as if they are fancy wheels or anything


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just keeping them clean is a bitch.
( TBL has been nicking oldpoints wifi since, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 13:25, archived)

They're just wheels dude.

( Amorous Badger NINE MORE YEARS, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 13:27, archived)

But the car gets used for weddings and such things
and they need to be clean. Black brake dust is so last year.
( TBL has been nicking oldpoints wifi since, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 13:32, archived)

Do what I do and fail to give a toss about the cleanliness of your wheels.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 13:27, archived)

BUT THEY'RE ALLOYS.
How else will everybody know that he's got an undersized penis if they're not pristine?
( Amorous Badger NINE MORE YEARS, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 13:28, archived)

Hmmmmmm, you may have a point there.
It could be my spectacular penis that prevents me getting upset when my wheels get dirty.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 13:30, archived)

I mean, who'd have thought that the part of the car closest the ground would get grubby?

( Amorous Badger NINE MORE YEARS, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 13:31, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6532737
( TBL has been nicking oldpoints wifi since, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 13:34, archived)

Let's not be upstaging the bride now.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 13:34, archived)

How is a man with a small penis going to do that?

( Amorous Badger NINE MORE YEARS, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 13:35, archived)

heh
last wedding I did in it the groom spent more time talking about the car than how his new wife looked when on the way to take the wedding photos.
( TBL has been nicking oldpoints wifi since, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 13:43, archived)

Think of it as good for repeat business for their second marriages in a few years' time.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 13:45, archived)

Finish cleaning the house,
friend 1 comes drops her stuff off
go out get stoned
friend 2 comes round, take her to pub
pick parents up from airport
go town and get very drunk.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 13:21, archived)

so you are picking your parents up from the airport
while stoned?

this may not be a good thing.
( TBL has been nicking oldpoints wifi since, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 13:33, archived)

Done it twice before anyway.
They'll be a good few hours between it, maybe.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 13:34, archived)

Oh you crazy kids.
How are your wheels looking?
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 13:35, archived)

wheels on my car?
urm, I dunno pretty dirty I imagine.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 13:37, archived)

I'm off to Newport in a bit to meet up with a friend I've not seen for a while.
Then bowling later.
( JackAction, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 13:23, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/6532712
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 13:24, archived)

Neptune, I'm glad you asked.
I'll be taking the X24, as it takes the most direct route and I have a Megarider. Unfortunately, it's only valid up to Llanyravon shops. I'm hoping the driver will forget this and I can finish up the rest of the journey without paying the £2 it usually is.
( JackAction, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 13:29, archived)

I've totally taken advantage of my weekly pass and ridden the 254 and 110.
Get me and my rock'n'roll lifestyle.
( Gvpyczjppcl oo-ooo oo-ooo oo-oo-ooo oo-oo BARBRA STREISAND, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 13:32, archived)

I'm adding people with bus passes to my big book of povvos and pensioners.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 13:36, archived)

Or people who live a long way from work and have no rail connections.

( Gvpyczjppcl oo-ooo oo-ooo oo-oo-ooo oo-oo BARBRA STREISAND, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 13:37, archived)

But you have roads, right?
Get a car.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 13:38, archived)

It's a bit beyond my budget, and I can't drive.
Besides, I'd sooner spend 40 minutes a day inching up and down the three-mile carpark known as Tong Street in someone else's vehicle, leaving me at leisure to entertain myself.
( Gvpyczjppcl oo-ooo oo-ooo oo-oo-ooo oo-oo BARBRA STREISAND, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 13:41, archived)

The 'beyond my budget' part isn't keeping you out of my big book of povvos and pensioners.
Care to tell us proudly that you're 84, you know.

And stop wanking on the bus. It's not polite.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 13:44, archived)

Am I povvo for not owning my own car?
I should have one within a month though.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 13:48, archived)

I'd be paying more per year in insurance than my utility bills and council tax combined.

( Gvpyczjppcl oo-ooo oo-ooo oo-oo-ooo oo-oo BARBRA STREISAND, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 13:49, archived)

Insurance is for wimps.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 13:52, archived)

even if you keep them in an FBI style flippy wallety thing?

(GluEid Saeed, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 13:37, archived)

Even if it's a Burberry flippy wallet thing.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 13:40, archived)

I once stayed on the bus two stops past my ticket

(GluEid Saeed, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 13:37, archived)

People like you make me sick.

( JackAction, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 13:38, archived)

*Firm handshakes*
Excellent offlining.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 13:28, archived)

Alex Robertson Just upset some campaigning herbalists
Me - "I wont sign your peition"
Them - "why"
Me - "I'm a scientist"
them- "we're scientists"
Me- "you know what they call herbal medicine that works? Medicine" Thank you Tim Minchen....

now I'm in the library reading about schistosomiasis
( Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 13:31, archived)

what the fuck sort of post is this

(__, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 13:46, archived)

better than any of your self congratulatory toss.

( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 13:53, archived)

You can't talk to Friz like that Gobbo, he's had FRONT PAGES.

( Amorous Badger NINE MORE YEARS, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 14:24, archived)

EGITH

(__, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 14:24, archived)

Shit, no, EIGHT

(__, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 14:24, archived)

It is the big derby today JMG.
The big one.
( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 13:51, archived)

Being tired, mostly.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 14:36, archived)