PIPE DOWN
moohalaa here.

How is your internet? I hope you have pie, we have frankly a ridiculous amount here.
( Druid, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:06, archived)

98.5% OF THE FOLK THAT CARE ARE WITH YOU, THERE.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:08, archived)

oh JMG! using caps lock, on the internet, from your bedroom.

( Druid, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:09, archived)

Will you be putting a webcam on from this b4sh, or might Motherhalaa open the door on you and complain about the noise?
etc.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:09, archived)

I'm a bit distant right now.
I've upset an entire NFL thread on a different website.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:12, archived)

link or it didn't happen
just quoting the rules
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:14, archived)

I usually set the rules and trends.
There's usually tears and tantrums.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:14, archived)

We love it really
*darling, spank me, spank me, please, go on, I do love it*

adding a whole new homosexual element to JMG's posts right here.
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:16, archived)

lol pie so wacky did you see that weebl and bob HILARIOUS PIE PIE ROFL
pie wacky yes
(Dr. Geoff Honkington woof, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:08, archived)

rafn u norti man

( Druid, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:09, archived)

pie ROFL pie! I LIKE PIE HAHA YES PIES
PEAS AND PIES hahaah
(Dr. Geoff Honkington woof, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:09, archived)

lololo!l1o!!L1l1oL!l!llLllol

( Druid, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:11, archived)

mokney cheese dishwasher rofl ^_^

(Dr. Geoff Honkington woof, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:18, archived)

bring me pie?
what no way man no pie. no fucking way.

*goes mental on your ass*
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:10, archived)

Who clicked this bullshit?

( Zuowan, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 14:05, archived)

5

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:08, archived)

Yeah, that's pretty close

( magnum, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:17, archived)

3.14159
surely?
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 22:08, archived)

I'm northern, of course I fucking like pie.

( Mu utter hypocrite, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:08, archived)

Fuck you, fuck your bash, and fuck your pie.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:13, archived)

Careful, I'm sure he doesn't need much encouragement to put his cock in a pie.

( Mu utter hypocrite, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:14, archived)

this is not American Pie

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 22:05, archived)

My internet is fine.
My legs are not.

I have no pie.
(misusscompiler was sent back in time to kill Sarah Connor, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:13, archived)

What have you done to your legs?
Are they akimbo?
( magnum, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:15, archived)

No, they are not.

(misusscompiler was sent back in time to kill Sarah Connor, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:19, archived)

What's wrong with your legs?
Other than the cellulite.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:15, archived)

obligatory leg related query, right here.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:17, archived)

Shut up
I'm pandering
( magnum, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:18, archived)

I wouldn't bother. She won't go out with me,
so I'm pretty sure she's a lesbian.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:19, archived)

She won't go out with me either
I expect
( magnum, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:20, archived)

It's a good job I can't see any of this, or I might be offended.

(misusscompiler was sent back in time to kill Sarah Connor, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:20, archived)

Why can't you see any of this?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:21, archived)

What?

(misusscompiler was sent back in time to kill Sarah Connor, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:25, archived)

One day you'll be the mother of my children.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:26, archived)

A fiver says I really won't

(misusscompiler was sent back in time to kill Sarah Connor, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:27, archived)

Are you barren?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:27, archived)

I think we'll stop here.

(misusscompiler was sent back in time to kill Sarah Connor, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:31, archived)

Oh.
Ok.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:31, archived)

It's true, she fancies me.
She told me.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:21, archived)

Our forbidden love will never die.

(misusscompiler was sent back in time to kill Sarah Connor, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:26, archived)

not once the video footage is posted on you tube

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 22:11, archived)

Shaving.
Having to use conditioner - ran out of proper stuff.
(misusscompiler was sent back in time to kill Sarah Connor, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:18, archived)

I just use shower gel and water.
Am I doing it wrong?
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:21, archived)

If it works for you, then no.
I usually use a foaming shaving gel, but I forgot to get more. Conditioner is nice and creamy, so I reckoned it would be fine.
It's not - it's all tuggy.
(misusscompiler was sent back in time to kill Sarah Connor, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:24, archived)

I shave my legs with a table leg and lemon juice

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:33, archived)

Pics or GTFO

(misusscompiler was sent back in time to kill Sarah Connor, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:35, archived)

It's never occured to me to take pictures while I'm shaving my legs,
sorry.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:35, archived)

Try it now. I'll be here for about 20 minutes.

(misusscompiler was sent back in time to kill Sarah Connor, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:39, archived)

It's something I'll only ever share with my girlfriend or wife.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:39, archived)

so no-one real then lol

( Gvpyczjppcl oo-ooo oo-ooo oo-oo-ooo oo-oo BARBRA STREISAND, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:41, archived)

ZING!

(misusscompiler was sent back in time to kill Sarah Connor, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:41, archived)

I can churn out stale stock responses faster than professional b3tans.
Which means they'll be out of a job soon, and bitterly blaming coloured or Polish people for their own appalling inadequacy.
( Gvpyczjppcl oo-ooo oo-ooo oo-oo-ooo oo-oo BARBRA STREISAND, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:44, archived)

I'm actually a dashing millionaire.
I get a stooge to pretend to be me in images.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:42, archived)

Shaving gel works well.
As long as it's fairly thick and you apply the appropriate amount of force, you can use just about any personal care product you want.
( Gvpyczjppcl oo-ooo oo-ooo oo-oo-ooo oo-oo BARBRA STREISAND, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:34, archived)

You shave your legs often?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:34, archived)

Not as a matter of course.

( Gvpyczjppcl oo-ooo oo-ooo oo-oo-ooo oo-oo BARBRA STREISAND, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:36, archived)

FUCK PIE

( broadsword cold get ill or get retarded, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:17, archived)

I might go to the chinese and get pie and chips

( Major Turd Former Foolius, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:24, archived)

PIE
I ate them all
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:43, archived)

They were tasty

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 22:06, archived)

I made a pie.
It was steak and mushroom and it was good.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:56, archived)

FUCK PIE

( JackAction, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 22:08, archived)

Warm homemade apple pie?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 22:12, archived)