I have come home from work
put the washing on,
opened the curtains,
let the dog out so it can go piss
and
now drinking vodka.

not bad for just after 7am.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 7:15, archived)

Manly stuff. Remember to leave enough vodka for the cornflakes.
I will however wait for another 1-1/2 hours before imbibing.
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 7:20, archived)

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thats what cornflakes mean to me!
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 7:23, archived)