JMG!
Here's a chance to show off, as it's a JMG post.
The boxing and the football, eh?

The lovely football.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:15, archived)

What happened in the boxing?

( Dr Preference beveragonormative hegemonarrative, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:16, archived)

The little lad won.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:17, archived)

Just like in the Bible.
Do we all get free bread and fish now?
( Dr Preference beveragonormative hegemonarrative, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:18, archived)

Hopefully not.
Some have over-ate already.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:20, archived)

I heard that nikolai valuev is into classical music and reading,
but he was forced into boxing because of his stature. The poor bloke probably just wants a cup of tea whilst listening to brahms or something.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 12:34, archived)

I'm watching it again, now.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 12:36, archived)

he's got air on g string playing in his mind throughout that match.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 12:37, archived)

Air on SSG string!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 12:39, archived)

SSG got me drunk on friday night,
he might have had his way with me, i don't know.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 12:45, archived)

He's a terrible sexual predator.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 12:56, archived)

oh jmg. my head.
oh god.
( moohalaa, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:20, archived)

A b444444sh from which I've noted a healthy amount of folk who've previously gotten themselves sweaty at JMG.
Eating pies, the fuel of the fat.

It's almost as if folk are now arranging these things so I'll make fun of them.
Then it'll all be my fault.
This is horrid JMG baiting.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:25, archived)

Terrible bullying of a hung over shirt lifter there.
Well done.
( Captn Hood-Butter It's a business doing pleasure with you on, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:34, archived)

I'd like to think they didn't discuss JMG this time.
But of course this can not be guarenteed.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:37, archived)

How could they not?
They'd be staring at the fatty pies, knowing what you'd think of them, comfort eating, purging, comfort eating again.
Terrible.
( Dr Preference beveragonormative hegemonarrative, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:40, archived)

I'm trying to imagine what a JMG tribute pie would look and taste like.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:41, archived)

<s>tribute</s> celebration.
Sorry.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:41, archived)

You could envisage a few sweaties staring at the pie, ignoring it. Telling their friends they're ignoring it.
Then realising that is pie. The most B44444SH and therefore most ROFL pie ever, and eat it without chewing.
Then coming on here and telling everybody as quickly as possible that it was the best time ever. No disputing it.

No matter how sad it makes them look.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:44, archived)

Only if I had some imagination.
I'm a creative black hole. Chicken soup or blueberry pancakes for lunch? I've not had breakfast.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:46, archived)

float the pancakes on the soup and toast cheese on it
like a big pancakey crouton
(GluEid Saeed, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:35, archived)

it would look like a bulldog punching a salad
and it would taste of beef
( spacefish portable wetnork graphic, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 12:42, archived)

beef steak that is
no mincing!
( spacefish portable wetnork graphic, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 12:43, archived)

and for pudding
he could have a fruit salad tart using a whole tin of Dole
(GluEid Saeed, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:34, archived)

I might be if it were spelt correctly.

( Captn Hood-Butter It's a business doing pleasure with you on, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:41, archived)

Jam Master Gonzo, if you ask me.

( Dr Preference beveragonormative hegemonarrative, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:43, archived)

Even Gonzo can spell when he concentrates properly.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 12:16, archived)

Concentrated Gonzo.
Just add waiter!
( Dr Preference beveragonormative hegemonarrative, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 12:18, archived)

Does exactly what it says on Tim

(GluEid Saeed, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:34, archived)

sometimes I don't concentrate properly.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 12:19, archived)

was there a bash or something then?

( rosalicious . just found a bit of sauce on my face, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:45, archived)

You fucking love bashes.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:47, archived)

i fucking love a bit of them me

( rosalicious . just found a bit of sauce on my face, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:48, archived)

Just been watching the goals JMG.
Looks like the spiderman mask must have been weighing Jonas down and he can score if he doesn't take it with him. Hmm. Jonas Manuel Gutierrez. Coincidence?
( nick the greek, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:23, archived)

I think the mask may have gone a bit rotten over the months.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:26, archived)

Aye, I'd imagine an Argentinian's shorts wouldn't be the best place to live.

( nick the greek, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:26, archived)

Lovely goal.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:28, archived)

I may have lost my phone.
I don't know anything about the football today as i'm not going to the pub, i'm more of a social footie fan.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:34, archived)

Found it,
under my pillow.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:45, archived)

thank fuck for that

( rosalicious . just found a bit of sauce on my face, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:46, archived)

How silly I feel
rang up the taxi company, and was just about to ring orange and suspend the account as well.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:51, archived)

Did you try ringing your missing phone?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:52, archived)

Yup.
Was on silent but I thought it wasn't.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:53, archived)

fuck, what a nightmare

( rosalicious . just found a bit of sauce on my face, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:56, archived)

Moi pour baybii !

( Pops the putz. Most hurt actor? bruise WIll is., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:30, archived)

i was this fucking close to calling the plod

( rosalicious . just found a bit of sauce on my face, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:52, archived)

Close shave, right here.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:53, archived)

im just glad its all worked out, too many bad things happen to good people and i have no idea if youre a good person but im going with that right now

( rosalicious . just found a bit of sauce on my face, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:56, archived)

*thumbs up*
Crisis averted.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 12:00, archived)

Oh man, could you imagine the trouble that would have caused when they blocked the street with all the cars they sent round?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:54, archived)

well if it were me id have felt like a right prat, lol my nan just rang and asked if hes found his phone yet

( rosalicious . just found a bit of sauce on my face, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:55, archived)

I think that there are enough of us worrying about his phone already without you bringing your poor nan into this.
This carelessly placed phone has caused quite enough stress.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:59, archived)

its alright she loves a bit of drama and oh my days a drama this certainly was

( rosalicious . just found a bit of sauce on my face, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 12:00, archived)

Always with the sport.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:45, archived)

We won 3-1.
Yes!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:48, archived)

great

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:54, archived)

WE SHOULD HAVE A FOOTBALL BASH
EVERYONE BAKE A FOOTBALL
(GluEid Saeed, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:47, archived)

And it could end with a big fight.
With extra spitting.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:51, archived)

I like the idea of a football bash,
pro evo, booze and post match singstar.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 12:13, archived)

<s>singstar</s> smashing windows and trying to roll over riot vans
With extra spitting.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:09, archived)

Singstar?
you big puff
( Major Turd Former Foolius, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:17, archived)

yeah, then we could all get in to our pyjamas and do each others hair and talk about boys,

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:20, archived)

we lost jmg,
it was horrid, we didn't deserve to win. poor football :(
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 12:11, archived)

*Pat on the back*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 12:17, archived)

The BOXING!
Didn't watch it. Wish I did now, it sounded like a good one
( Major Turd Former Foolius, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:12, archived)

It fucking wasn't.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:47, archived)

ANOTHER WIN!!!!

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:37, archived)