oh jmg. my head.
oh god.
( moohalaa, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:20, archived)

A b444444sh from which I've noted a healthy amount of folk who've previously gotten themselves sweaty at JMG.
Eating pies, the fuel of the fat.

It's almost as if folk are now arranging these things so I'll make fun of them.
Then it'll all be my fault.
This is horrid JMG baiting.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:25, archived)

Terrible bullying of a hung over shirt lifter there.
Well done.
( Captn Hood-Butter doesn't know what he wants to be when he grows up., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:34, archived)

I'd like to think they didn't discuss JMG this time.
But of course this can not be guarenteed.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:37, archived)

How could they not?
They'd be staring at the fatty pies, knowing what you'd think of them, comfort eating, purging, comfort eating again.
Terrible.
( Dr Preference beveragonormative hegemonarrative, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:40, archived)

I'm trying to imagine what a JMG tribute pie would look and taste like.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:41, archived)

<s>tribute</s> celebration.
Sorry.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:41, archived)

You could envisage a few sweaties staring at the pie, ignoring it. Telling their friends they're ignoring it.
Then realising that is pie. The most B44444SH and therefore most ROFL pie ever, and eat it without chewing.
Then coming on here and telling everybody as quickly as possible that it was the best time ever. No disputing it.

No matter how sad it makes them look.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:44, archived)

Only if I had some imagination.
I'm a creative black hole. Chicken soup or blueberry pancakes for lunch? I've not had breakfast.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:46, archived)

float the pancakes on the soup and toast cheese on it
like a big pancakey crouton
(GluEid Saeed, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:35, archived)

it would look like a bulldog punching a salad
and it would taste of beef
( spacefish portable wetnork graphic, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 12:42, archived)

beef steak that is
no mincing!
( spacefish portable wetnork graphic, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 12:43, archived)

and for pudding
he could have a fruit salad tart using a whole tin of Dole
(GluEid Saeed, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:34, archived)

I might be if it were spelt correctly.

( Captn Hood-Butter doesn't know what he wants to be when he grows up., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:41, archived)

Jam Master Gonzo, if you ask me.

( Dr Preference beveragonormative hegemonarrative, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:43, archived)

Even Gonzo can spell when he concentrates properly.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 12:16, archived)

Concentrated Gonzo.
Just add waiter!
( Dr Preference beveragonormative hegemonarrative, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 12:18, archived)

Does exactly what it says on Tim

(GluEid Saeed, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:34, archived)

sometimes I don't concentrate properly.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 12:19, archived)

was there a bash or something then?

( rosalicious . just found a bit of sauce on my face, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:45, archived)

You fucking love bashes.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:47, archived)

i fucking love a bit of them me

( rosalicious . just found a bit of sauce on my face, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:48, archived)