Aardvark!
Here's a new thread that's not even slightly about football, or pies, or bashes, or anything else. YET.
Make of this thread what you will.
What are you doing with your Sunday, sexy internet people?
( Aardvark "Okay droog?" "Okay", Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:42, archived)

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( NobbyNobody 10 YEARS ON B3TA, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:43, archived)

:D
Hello NobdoddyBododdynod. Don't see a lot of you these days. All well?
( Aardvark "Okay droog?" "Okay", Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:45, archived)

Coping
ta.

Barely.
( NobbyNobody 10 YEARS ON B3TA, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:45, archived)

warming stuff up and putting it into dishes

(GluEid Saeed, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:44, archived)

Whoreparts?

( NobbyNobody 10 YEARS ON B3TA, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:44, archived)

I can never find enough round two-ers

(GluEid Saeed, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:46, archived)

Ah-ha!
I spy a subtle gateway into a food thread, here.
( Aardvark "Okay droog?" "Okay", Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:44, archived)

what's your favourite warm thing to put on a dish?

(GluEid Saeed, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:45, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6533551
( NobbyNobody 10 YEARS ON B3TA, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:46, archived)

Wee

(bogus official jejus was born in a stable but he wossant A horse, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:46, archived)

Fish. Fish on a dish.

( Aardvark "Okay droog?" "Okay", Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:46, archived)

When the bort cooms in?

( NobbyNobody 10 YEARS ON B3TA, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:48, archived)

I'm alright, its sunny outside and I'm pottering
I got a ipod dock thingy for the car. So I'm sorting out the music so i'll have fun on the way to work.

playlists for the win!
( MrA, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:45, archived)

Driving in the rain playlist.
Sunny day playlist.
OMG I'm still half asleep and need something to get my going playlist.
HOMETIME playlist.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:46, archived)

hehe that sounds good
I have one of those fancy iphones that responds to voice commands so I might have to shout "play playlist HOMETIME"
( MrA, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:55, archived)

I've been down t'road.
Picked up the little un. She's asleep now but at 3.30 I'm going 10-pin bowling with my stepdad and wee bro.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:45, archived)

Good Sundaying there.

( Aardvark "Okay droog?" "Okay", Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:47, archived)

I might even stretch to a bacon roll soon.
And a coffee.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:51, archived)

Working at 6

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:45, archived)

Bad Sundaying there.
Call in sick.
( Aardvark "Okay droog?" "Okay", Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:48, archived)

Meh
it's my last shift there as I start my new job tomorrow.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:49, archived)

Why go at all then?
Why not tell them to fuck themselves in their stupid faces, and have a nice restful Sunday before starting a new job?
( Aardvark "Okay droog?" "Okay", Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:50, archived)

Because it's the local pub and i'd rather not be unwelcome there.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:51, archived)

You've got an answer to everything, haven't you?

( Aardvark "Okay droog?" "Okay", Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:52, archived)

I can't believe you just said that!

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:53, archived)

All right, let's not start quoting Spaced at each other.
it's not finished.... it's finished
( Aardvark "Okay droog?" "Okay", Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:55, archived)

Tending my wounds for the time being
Then mostly fuck all. All traditional like.
(bogus official jejus was born in a stable but he wossant A horse, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:45, archived)

How were t'pies?

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:46, archived)

Splendid
I propose Druid's pork and chilli pie as winner. There was much lollage and plenty of rofling. Much to the consternation of the joyless autisms no doubt. 10/10 would pmsl again.
(bogus official jejus was born in a stable but he wossant A horse, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:51, archived)

did anyone find the golden dogshit?

(GluEid Saeed, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:53, archived)

Yes
That must have been the bit where Jenpots ran out of the house crying.
(bogus official jejus was born in a stable but he wossant A horse, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:53, archived)

Pork and chilli you say?

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:55, archived)

Oh aye, top notch it was
Behold the groaning table
(bogus official jejus was born in a stable but he wossant A horse, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:56, archived)

That's just asnack up here.
Not a meal till it's battered with chips.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:58, archived)

You should be some kind of cultural ambassador

(bogus official jejus was born in a stable but he wossant A horse, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 14:00, archived)

Fetch me my ceremonial kilt.
I'm going to a pie bash.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 14:05, archived)

Working at 5 'til 1

( NobbyNobody 10 YEARS ON B3TA, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:46, archived)

What a way to make a living.

( Aardvark "Okay droog?" "Okay", Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:51, archived)

I NO!!!1!!!!

( NobbyNobody 10 YEARS ON B3TA, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:54, archived)

Just enjoying thr warmth of my bedroom until I go to a fireworks display later.
There is beer waiting for me down there though it it makes venturing out tolerable.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:48, archived)

Beer and fireworks are always an excellent combination.

( Aardvark "Okay droog?" "Okay", Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:50, archived)

not if the beer is attached to fireworks by string

(GluEid Saeed, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:52, archived)

Constantly reassuring myself that I haven't gone mental.

( JackAction, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:53, archived)

Yeah.
You keep telling yourself that.

You'll join the rest of us eventually.
( NobbyNobody 10 YEARS ON B3TA, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:55, archived)

An easy way to check is by mashing the keyboard like this:
SFEJOJKILLwkowwWQKTHEsawwaeWAHOMELESS

if you see anything other than gibberish I would worry
(GluEid Saeed, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:56, archived)

I'll be right back. I just realised I have something very important to take care of.

( JackAction, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 14:01, archived)

Make sure there is plenty of toilet roll.

( broadsword cold get ill or get retarded, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 14:18, archived)

genuine lol right there.

( NobbyNobody 10 YEARS ON B3TA, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 14:04, archived)

Printing some photos
installing ubuntu
downloading a video of a fireplace
looking at how to make floating shelves
wondering if I should attempt my boat model again
Renewing my AA membership
Renewing my car tax
( magnum, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:55, archived)

softcore or topless model boat?

(GluEid Saeed, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:57, archived)

Currently topless
I got bored when asked to strike her top gallants
( magnum, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 14:01, archived)

Eating leftover curry
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( broadsword cold get ill or get retarded, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:58, archived)

:D
Sounds sexy.
( Aardvark "Okay droog?" "Okay", Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:59, archived)

I should add
eating leftover curry in my pants
( broadsword cold get ill or get retarded, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 14:04, archived)

You sicken me.
Use a plate like a normal person.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 14:04, archived)

Going to bed.
Just finished my week's work.
It's all wrong over here.
( Zuowan, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 14:03, archived)

Do you ever look at parked cars on a main road.
And think to yourself "If they all scoot down half a meter or two, someone else can park their car too", and then feel the over whelming need to write a note to tell them all?
( Pops the putz. Most hurt actor? bruise WIll is., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 14:06, archived)

I can't say that I do, no.
A line of parked cars elicits almost no thought or opinion from me at all.
( Aardvark "Okay droog?" "Okay", Sun 8 Nov 2009, 14:08, archived)

It's a first for me, i'ld tell you that.

( Pops the putz. Most hurt actor? bruise WIll is., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 14:16, archived)

Yeah I do that
we're like mildly annoyed at slightly inconsiderately parked motorists brothers or something
( broadsword cold get ill or get retarded, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 14:19, archived)

people are coming round, they are going to eat a sheeps which is in the ovens
some of them are b3tans, but it is not a b8sh. there will be no pie either
( spacefish portable wetnork graphic, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 14:21, archived)