I'm such a silly saussage.
Apache wouldn't run with Skype working, so now I've turned off skype and apache works.

What a loser I was.

Never mind, tell me about the time you last did a jumpin-jack.
( Pops the putz. Most hurt actor? bruise WIll is., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 15:43, archived)

I just did one for you but my inner fat stopped me. JMG will be very cross

( Scopey Ethyl ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 15:45, archived)

alright friz

( broadsword cold get ill or get retarded, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 15:56, archived)

I'm not friz
Friz is downstairs
( Scopey Ethyl ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 15:57, archived)

You could be one of the two guys who live upstairs
It's ENTIRELY POSSIBLE.
(__, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:08, archived)

Holy shit man
_{but i meant downstairs on the board}
( Scopey Ethyl ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:13, archived)

First of all you'll have to tell me what a jumpin-jack is.
I'm not down with the children.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 15:46, archived)

it's when you find a coon called Jack, and then you crawl down his throat.
hence the term 'jump in'
( Scopey Ethyl ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 15:47, archived)

Racist cunt.
Fuck off.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 15:49, archived)

Nice one, racist.

( JackAction, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 15:53, archived)

Nice one,
sexist.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 15:54, archived)

racist

( Scopey Ethyl ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 15:54, archived)

That's not entertaining on any level
and I'm surprised someone would take the time to post it
( magnum, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:03, archived)

You're not a girl I fancy, so this is wholly unacceptable.

( Gvpyczjppcl oo-ooo oo-ooo oo-oo-ooo oo-oo BARBRA STREISAND, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:04, archived)

Only a workshy spade would say something as abhorrent as 'coon'
pshah
( moohalaa, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:09, archived)

I'd like to jump about but my head is very broken

( moohalaa, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 15:48, archived)

Red wine repurcusions!
That'll lurn ya
(bogus official jejus was born in a stable but he wossant A horse, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 15:52, archived)

I am sitting in a quiet room with the lightness turned down on my mac

( moohalaa, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 15:59, archived)

Oh man, bad times indeed.
I came home to find that the missus had been to church for some reason. There's no way her blackened soul is remotely open to redemption.
(bogus official jejus was born in a stable but he wossant A horse, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:03, archived)

She should go to a Catholic church.
They'll sort out anyone.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:05, archived)

Or even
firstnationalchurchoflovelyjesus.kineticnorth.com/
( Gvpyczjppcl oo-ooo oo-ooo oo-oo-ooo oo-oo BARBRA STREISAND, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:07, archived)

Not having that
She'll probably stop shaving her minge and wanting it up the wrong un when she's pissed.
(bogus official jejus was born in a stable but he wossant A horse, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:08, archived)

I do not like twining's Lapsang souchong tea.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 15:50, archived)

I love that, delicious smoky flavour
no milk or sugar mind
( moohalaa, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 15:59, archived)

I read that as...
"I love that delicious smokey flavour of milknosugar"
( Pops the putz. Most hurt actor? bruise WIll is., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:01, archived)

That dusky aroma...

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:13, archived)

That story was so boring i think i actually fell unconscious for a few minutes.

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:12, archived)