MY head wand broke.
When was the last time someone was nice to you, because i say so and if you don't believe me you can go and die in a bin outside aldis
( Scopey Ethyl ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:35, archived)

what the fuck are you?

( well, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:36, archived)

it's that horrific sammi thing

(Dr. Geoff Honkington woof, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:38, archived)

think harder

( Scopey Ethyl ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:39, archived)

Or your old friend from South Africa.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:41, archived)

That seems terrifyingly plausible.

( Aardvark "Okay droog?" "Okay", Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:43, archived)

The QOTW answers aren't very Bou.
It's just some garden variety racist who's stumbled across us and hopefully will be fucking off soon.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:54, archived)

Bou is a tricky one though.
I consider her perfectly capable of writing a few QOTW responses in a different style to usual, to throw people off her identity.
The fucking damaged bint.
( Aardvark "Okay droog?" "Okay", Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:55, archived)

i miss cronk

( well, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:56, archived)

Yeah, I could see her doing that. She can pass for reasonably intelligent when she tries.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:56, archived)

No, she's absolutely rubbish at hiding her real identity.
Just like that other tit with a ban-on-sight order.
( Gvpyczjppcl oo-ooo oo-ooo oo-oo-ooo oo-oo BARBRA STREISAND, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:57, archived)

Cronk?

( Aardvark "Okay droog?" "Okay", Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:57, archived)

who the fuck is Sammi

( Scopey Ethyl ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:59, archived)

She's a slight bit better than him.
And QOTW aren't able to recognise her like /talk.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 17:00, archived)

well that's better
as i imagine that cr3 or whoever will be along shortly and remove them

we don't get that luxury with sammi
(Dr. Geoff Honkington woof, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:43, archived)

I hope he's quick

( Scopey Ethyl ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:46, archived)

why

(Dr. Geoff Honkington woof, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:46, archived)

I don't know.
for the good of the board?
( Scopey Ethyl ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:47, archived)

why not just stop posting if you don't want to be allowed to post here

(Dr. Geoff Honkington woof, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:49, archived)

I JUST WANT TO BE LOVED!

( Scopey Ethyl ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:50, archived)

well i'm not entirely sure that's going to happen
i am sorry
(Dr. Geoff Honkington woof, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:53, archived)

i thought you were the New Rathen, all love and sunshine?

( well, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:54, archived)

<s>New</s> Pussy

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:55, archived)

this is being nice!

(Dr. Geoff Honkington woof, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:57, archived)

if you've come here to ineptly attempt to wind people up
i can only see that being a good thing
( well, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:50, archived)

b3tard/*dave*, I think.
I'm guessing he needs his meds.
( Pops the putz. Most hurt actor? bruise WIll is., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:39, archived)

that seems more likely than sammi

( well, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:40, archived)

I don't think it is him.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:48, archived)

Is this some sort of really half-arsed attempt at trolling?

( Aardvark "Okay droog?" "Okay", Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:37, archived)

I'm going with Sammi,

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:38, archived)

That's a 'yes', then.

( Aardvark "Okay droog?" "Okay", Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:39, archived)

It can't be proper trolling, he hasn't disagreed with someone angry and ineloquent.

( Gvpyczjppcl oo-ooo oo-ooo oo-oo-ooo oo-oo BARBRA STREISAND, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:55, archived)

Haha yeah, great.

( JackAction, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:42, archived)

The bus driver totally let me off when I pressed the button

(GluEid Saeed, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:42, archived)

I like it when they do that

( Scopey Ethyl ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:47, archived)

did he ask you what you were watching on tv tonight as you got off?

( well, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:47, archived)

Who would you fuck,
Ant or Dec?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:44, archived)

I would fuck both of them
by smashing their knees in with a lump hammer.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:52, archived)

This post started out well, but sank into incoherence halfway through.
4/10, see me.
( Gvpyczjppcl oo-ooo oo-ooo oo-oo-ooo oo-oo BARBRA STREISAND, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:53, archived)

Are you sure you don't fancy her?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:54, archived)

Yes sir, you wanted to see me?

( Scopey Ethyl ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 17:00, archived)

Christ almighty, I didn't want to see THAT.
What do you mean, it's only your face?
( Gvpyczjppcl oo-ooo oo-ooo oo-oo-ooo oo-oo BARBRA STREISAND, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 17:20, archived)

that's a mirror

( Scopey Ethyl ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 17:25, archived)

So it is.
Aren't I the fool.
( Gvpyczjppcl oo-ooo oo-ooo oo-oo-ooo oo-oo BARBRA STREISAND, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 17:26, archived)

My face is a mirror so that people can see their own beautiful face, rather than my horrific mug

( Scopey Ethyl ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 17:28, archived)

Oh no, the beef bourguinon got a bit burned while we were out :(

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:55, archived)

Pizza and popcorn for dinner tonight then?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:56, archived)

how do you burn stew?

(GluEid Saeed, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:59, archived)

put out ciggies on his arm.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 17:01, archived)

It was left on while we went out, and my Da is incapable of turning the oven down, apparently.
He's not able to cook pasta on his own, the spa.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 17:04, archived)

thats where he is going wrong
its not a wise idea to use the spa to cook anything.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 17:04, archived)

The Beef Wagon driver
brought me some strepsils and I didn't even need them =)
( Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 17:06, archived)

'Beef Wagon Driver' sounds like a euphemism for something.

( Aardvark "Okay droog?" "Okay", Sun 8 Nov 2009, 17:07, archived)

I'd love someone to drive some beef to my door

( magnum, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 17:11, archived)

I wouldn't mind a direct meat delivery.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 17:17, archived)

Full power to the Pander-O-Tron!

( Aardvark "Okay droog?" "Okay", Sun 8 Nov 2009, 17:22, archived)

Sorry, everyone is still jacking off over the thought of having a
sirloin delivered
( magnum, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 17:28, archived)

I'd totally deliver a sausage to Esme.
By which I mean my penis.
( Aardvark "Okay droog?" "Okay", Sun 8 Nov 2009, 17:32, archived)

pffft
BRIANGITTINS1 What's worse than finding maggot in your apple? Finding a baby with the head of a dog in your cupboard
( weaver. buy my games you slags!, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 17:07, archived)

???

(Nameless One Wooh, scary. not really.., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 17:17, archived)