I wrote this for you.
I found myself dejected, 'cause the weather was so bleak
So I went to the centre of the universe this week.
I met a glowing man with beard of long and flowing white
And he told me to tell you all that things will be all right.
He's got another kid to send down here who'll sort things out
But this one is a smokin' blonde, with tits and lips that pout.
She's set to solve the problems that affect most everyone
By killing, slaying, slaughtering, with bombs and knives and guns.
She'll come to murder everybody living on this Earth
She'll blow your fucking head off and let God decide your worth.
I asked the glowing man if maybe that was quite extreme
and couldn't he just come up with a non-violent scheme?
"No way" said He, "I'm sending her to do this sacred job,
It's better than her staying here while on the Holy blob".
( Aardvark gonna kill you all with love, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 19:39, archived)

VICTORY

( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 19:40, archived)

I knew there was a reason I normally post this kind of shit late at night.

( Aardvark gonna kill you all with love, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 19:43, archived)

TL;DR!11!!!!11
*spunks*
(Dave Trouser will waste your time, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 19:40, archived)

hehe AWESOME

( sleepybinky, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 19:40, archived)

this needs more replies.

( sleepybinky, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 19:45, archived)

I think it's going to go largely ignored.

( Aardvark gonna kill you all with love, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 19:46, archived)

what is this?

( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 19:52, archived)

A poem.
I wrote it just now.
( Aardvark gonna kill you all with love, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 19:53, archived)