Most people from links don't like it here. They're a bit too....precious.
(, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 21:42, archived)
Can't they just use their imaginations?
(, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 21:47, archived)
When I go voer there, it tends to be
'LOOK AT THIS FUNNY VIDEO I FOUND! *link*
'OH MAN, I LOVED THAT. YOU'RE SO FUNNY!'
Why do people get lauded just for browsing the internet?
(, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 21:48, archived)
Jesus, why haven't you seen all of the internet?
(, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 21:49, archived)
I never go exploring without a map
(, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 21:50, archived)
If this were football manager, you'd all have built a statue in my honour by now.
(, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 21:51, archived)
They never fucking do it though.
(, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 21:52, archived)
FUCKING MEATS??!!?
DIE IN A FIRE..
(, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 21:43, archived)
go on, have a look. see? links everywhere. You don't have to come here with your inanities just because your mouse has run out of youtube videos and stupid personality quizzes to click on, you acne'd virgin onion-breathed trekkie cunt.
(, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 21:46, archived)
(, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 21:50, archived)
I just knelt on it as I'd forgotten that I'd injured it. Blood and Savlon soaked through the plaster and through the pjs.
(, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 21:54, archived)
Uh, who shot Biggie Smalls?
If we don't get them, they gon' get us all
I'm down for runnin' up on them crackers in they city hall
We ride for y'all - all my dogs stay real
Nigga, don't think these record deals gon' feed your seeds
And pay your bills, because they not
MCs get a little bit of love and think they hot
Talkin' 'bout how much money they got; all y'all records sound the same
I'm sick of that fake thug, R&B-rap scenario, all day on the radio
Same scenes in the video, monotonous material
Y'all don't here me though
These record labels slang our tapes like dope
You can be next in line and signed; and still be writing rhymes and broke
You would rather have a Lexus? or justice? a dream? or some substance?
A Beamer? a necklace? or freedom?
Still a nigga like me don't playa-hate, I just stay awake
This real hip-hop; and it don't stop 'til we get the po-po off the block
They call it...
(, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 21:48, archived)
Now the racists and rapists
And open prison escapists
Were just passing by.
And the grabby types,
The Maddie types,
Who want to be a Daddy types
Were just passing by.
And the mug-you types,
And thug-you types
And like to have sex by drug-you types
Were just passing by.
Those on their own,
Fucking the phone
With squinty eyes looking like a clone
Were just passing by.
Trucker driving through
Who just got blew
And killed a hooker on the A32
Was just passing by.
And the IT bod
Sat in his pod
Choking on his tongue and writing his blog
Was just passing by.
And the jobless types,
Who are not white
And used to pick cotton and fingers are light
Were just passing by.
And the sick perverts,
Who disconcert
The women with outrageous flirts
And like to fill their mouths with squirts
Were just passing by.
The Sickipedia folk,
Who share a joke;
See a duplicate and almost choke.
Waiting ages for Elton's stroke
Were just passing by.
There's a McDonalds for everyone.
(, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 21:50, archived)