I reckon this place would be considerably less angsty if we just paired off for one night and brutally fucked each other.
Shall we sort this out?

Friz and SexFace are excluded. They've been in enough trouble already as it is.
( hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:49, archived)

it would be better if the newest thread was not automatically at the top of the page

( well, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:50, archived)

You'd think so, wouldn't you.

( hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:51, archived)

sort of, it would only bring up new problems probably

( well, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:52, archived)

how are we going to decide who gets who?

( well, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:51, archived)

Plunger-Orifice match ups
using dental gel moulds
(Ronnie Spleen A Global Force For Good, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:53, archived)

not automatically at the top of the betty
(Ronnie Spleen A Global Force For Good, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:52, archived)

people should only be allowed to post new threads after solving a riddle

( Lightguy, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:58, archived)

they could just google the answer

( well, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:59, archived)

we'll write the riddles in russian

( Lightguy, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 0:03, archived)

It's too late
Sickrik has already posted enough to ruin everything forever.
( hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 0:04, archived)

I do that anyway.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:51, archived)

Well I know YOU do
but wouldn't you want a change? Just for one night? You've been quite angsty recently.
( hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:52, archived)

I'm offering my services, basically.

( hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:53, archived)

I'm not angsty darling, I'm fine.
Also, I would break you. You are young and far too innocent for my liking. If I'm going to be forced to have sex with a gay man, the only one who would really be up to the challenge is MCQ.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:55, archived)

a gay man?
I have a girlfriend :(
( hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 0:02, archived)

One vagina does not a hetty make.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 0:24, archived)

I'm busy that night.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child I feel 10 feet tall and strong as a Ox., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:54, archived)

Just to give some idea of what would be involved
I've put last night's photos up on the bash pool
Pie Bash
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:54, archived)

Yays!

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:55, archived)

Jesus.
Less pies for Wicca for a while I reckon :(
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:56, archived)

I'm giving pies a miss for some time
Pie for dinner and breakfast is too much, lovely though they were.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:57, archived)

YAY
RAPE
(bogus official jejus was born in a stable but he wossant A horse, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:59, archived)

Note, no names mentioned
*taps side of nose*
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 0:01, archived)

Hang on, she's smiling
Doesn't count. Oh well :(
(bogus official jejus was born in a stable but he wossant A horse, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 0:02, archived)

Did you shout 'Surprise'?

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 0:03, archived)

...is not a question they will ask in a court of law.

( hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 0:05, archived)

NO :(
N00B error
(bogus official jejus was born in a stable but he wossant A horse, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 0:05, archived)

A HALO PAINTING?!

( GluEid Saeed, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 0:06, archived)

Oh God, it is and all.

( JackAction Poet Laureate of b3ta, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 0:09, archived)

haha

( well, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 0:10, archived)

Let's not and say we did, eh?

( JackAction Poet Laureate of b3ta, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:56, archived)

I want you.
You're a feisty one.
( hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 0:03, archived)

I call the only woman under 200 lbs
or JMG
( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:57, archived)

Nah
I've fucked enough spastics from here
(bogus official jejus was born in a stable but he wossant A horse, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:58, archived)

whatever.

( hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 0:03, archived)

;___;

( hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 0:05, archived)

You're not pretty enough

(bogus official jejus was born in a stable but he wossant A horse, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 0:06, archived)

I'm the prettiest girl of all time.
PGOAT.
( hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 0:08, archived)

Are you still doing aimless whimsy
Or are you any good yet?
(bogus official jejus was born in a stable but he wossant A horse, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 0:11, archived)

I've told you already
NO means NO.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:59, archived)

I know you fancy me, but there's a time and a place.

(PsychoChomp Deleting posts, so you don't have to., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 0:06, archived)

UP YOURS

( I'm dreaming of a SexFace Christmas Just like the ones all filled with hoes, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 0:22, archived)