I reckon this place would be considerably less angsty if we just paired off for one night and brutally fucked each other.
Shall we sort this out?

Friz and SexFace are excluded. They've been in enough trouble already as it is.
( xmaschordal la la la la la, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:49, archived)

it would be better if the newest thread was not automatically at the top of the page

(penelope, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:50, archived)

You'd think so, wouldn't you.

( xmaschordal la la la la la, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:51, archived)

sort of, it would only bring up new problems probably

(penelope, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:52, archived)

how are we going to decide who gets who?

(penelope, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:51, archived)

Plunger-Orifice match ups
using dental gel moulds
(Ronnie Spleen is a loud-mouthed, ignorant virgin, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:53, archived)

not automatically at the top of the betty
(Ronnie Spleen is a loud-mouthed, ignorant virgin, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:52, archived)

people should only be allowed to post new threads after solving a riddle

( Frightguy what the heck's a hexagon, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:58, archived)

they could just google the answer

(penelope, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:59, archived)

we'll write the riddles in russian

( Frightguy what the heck's a hexagon, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 0:03, archived)

It's too late
Sickrik has already posted enough to ruin everything forever.
( xmaschordal la la la la la, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 0:04, archived)

I do that anyway.

( Wicca'd Witch - at the back with the glitter and safety scissors, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:51, archived)

Well I know YOU do
but wouldn't you want a change? Just for one night? You've been quite angsty recently.
( xmaschordal la la la la la, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:52, archived)

I'm offering my services, basically.

( xmaschordal la la la la la, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:53, archived)

I'm not angsty darling, I'm fine.
Also, I would break you. You are young and far too innocent for my liking. If I'm going to be forced to have sex with a gay man, the only one who would really be up to the challenge is MCQ.
( Wicca'd Witch - at the back with the glitter and safety scissors, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:55, archived)

a gay man?
I have a girlfriend :(
( xmaschordal la la la la la, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 0:02, archived)

One vagina does not a hetty make.

( Wicca'd Witch - at the back with the glitter and safety scissors, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 0:24, archived)

I'm busy that night.

( HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:54, archived)

Just to give some idea of what would be involved
I've put last night's photos up on the bash pool
Pie Bash
( The Cat's Mistletoe is busy busy busy on, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:54, archived)

Yays!

( Wicca'd Witch - at the back with the glitter and safety scissors, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:55, archived)

Jesus.
Less pies for Wicca for a while I reckon :(
( Wicca'd Witch - at the back with the glitter and safety scissors, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:56, archived)

I'm giving pies a miss for some time
Pie for dinner and breakfast is too much, lovely though they were.
( The Cat's Mistletoe is busy busy busy on, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:57, archived)

YAY
RAPE
(bogus official contains acts of violence and sexual references, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:59, archived)

Note, no names mentioned
*taps side of nose*
( The Cat's Mistletoe is busy busy busy on, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 0:01, archived)

Hang on, she's smiling
Doesn't count. Oh well :(
(bogus official contains acts of violence and sexual references, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 0:02, archived)

Did you shout 'Surprise'?

( The Cat's Mistletoe is busy busy busy on, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 0:03, archived)

...is not a question they will ask in a court of law.

( xmaschordal la la la la la, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 0:05, archived)

NO :(
N00B error
(bogus official contains acts of violence and sexual references, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 0:05, archived)

A HALO PAINTING?!

(glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMeel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 0:06, archived)

Oh God, it is and all.

( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 0:09, archived)

haha

(penelope, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 0:10, archived)

Let's not and say we did, eh?

( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:56, archived)

I want you.
You're a feisty one.
( xmaschordal la la la la la, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 0:03, archived)

I call the only woman under 200 lbs
or JMG
( hanke, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:57, archived)

Nah
I've fucked enough spastics from here
(bogus official contains acts of violence and sexual references, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:58, archived)

whatever.

( xmaschordal la la la la la, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 0:03, archived)

;___;

( xmaschordal la la la la la, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 0:05, archived)

You're not pretty enough

(bogus official contains acts of violence and sexual references, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 0:06, archived)

I'm the prettiest girl of all time.
PGOAT.
( xmaschordal la la la la la, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 0:08, archived)

Are you still doing aimless whimsy
Or are you any good yet?
(bogus official contains acts of violence and sexual references, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 0:11, archived)

I've told you already
NO means NO.
( little cwfoot little cwfoot on a dusty road optimise for blindness, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:59, archived)

I know you fancy me, but there's a time and a place.

(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 0:06, archived)

UP YOURS

( The SexFace of Christmas Past Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 0:22, archived)