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(__, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:56, archived)

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MONO!, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:56, archived)

He's totally back in the lead you know.
www.acepolls.com/polls/1054353-who-is-the-best
(Dave Trouser aHR0cDovL3Rpbnl1cmwuY29tLzdrazM1amE, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:09, archived)

www.acepolls.com/polls/1054730-wanker
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:13, archived)

Best poll ever.

(Dave Trouser aHR0cDovL3Rpbnl1cmwuY29tLzdrazM1amE, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:22, archived)

you fucking beaker

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manolith - modomite, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:57, archived)

This any better?
i.cr3ation.co.uk/dl/s1/jpg/eelhatimproved.jpg
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:00, archived)

ahaha, MUCH better!
where can i get one?
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manolith - modomite, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:02, archived)

I will make you one, I'm not sure if swimming with one on will be safe though
I'm going to steal Spango's animal clothes business with EelHats.com
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:29, archived)

I'm going to steal your business with dogsocks.com
socks made of actual dogs.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:37, archived)

giraffescarfs.com

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manolith - modomite, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:39, archived)

puffinboxinggloves.gov.uk

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:42, archived)

pughats.com
farm1.static.flickr.com/215/464824665_b6b182adf4.jpg?v=0
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M o D, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:48, archived)

bumrats.com

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manolith - modomite, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:06, archived)

haha
I want an eelhat!
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:30, archived)

i.cr3ation.co.uk/dl/s1/gif/5123.supplies.gif
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cr3, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:03, archived)

HAHA!

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:03, archived)

actual LOL

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:05, archived)

I've seen it so many times, but it always makes me laugh :)

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SuperMatt, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:05, archived)

I like you, you're boxxy

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:08, archived)

ahahahaha

(Dave Trouser aHR0cDovL3Rpbnl1cmwuY29tLzdrazM1amE, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:08, archived)

she needs an rhcpaul beard

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:04, archived)

Everyone needs an rhcpaul beard

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:07, archived)

this is true,

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:09, archived)

i should stage an rhcpaul-beard day
everyone should take a picture of themselves sporting a big beard
either a fake one or just an image manipulation

it'd be GREAT
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manolith - modomite, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:13, archived)

I'm still working on a real one :D

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:14, archived)

It's past the annoying itchy stage now

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:45, archived)

you must persist!

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manolith - modomite, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:48, archived)

I intend to :D

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:52, archived)

I can't grow a proper moustache though

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:54, archived)

I've got a comedy tash atm

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:15, archived)

donkey gums, donkey gums
riding through the glen
donkey gums, donkey gums
with his merry men!
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manolith - modomite, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:29, archived)

I keep on being told off for twiddling it at work by one of the girls as it makes her feel sick

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:30, archived)

Out-of-context click lols

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Aardvark "Okay droog?" "Okay", Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:31, archived)

damn you!

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:37, archived)

are you sure it's your 'stache you're twiddling at her?

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manolith - modomite, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:32, archived)

It's my crotch handlebar.

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:37, archived)

does it drive yo' nuts?

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manolith - modomite, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:43, archived)

*waiting for the delivery fives*

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:46, archived)

post strike, innit

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manolith - modomite, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:52, archived)

I'll just steal your beard.

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MONO!, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:15, archived)

you couldn't pull it off, figuratively and literally

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manolith - modomite, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:31, archived)

Also this.

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:00, archived)

I bet it's not yours

(PsychoChomp <---NO FULLSTOP, which proves I'm real, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:57, archived)

*fingers crossed for you*
I'm assuming he's hoping for a stillborn.
And a car crash on his way to console her.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:57, archived)

Fucking hell, That's harsh
I almost feel guilty for clicking it
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Gooch Is neither here nor there, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:33, archived)

Can't wait for the surprised scream of the midwife as she sees what appears to be a satellite dish emerging from between the legs of that broad you banged.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:58, archived)

and I'm done

(Goatse not a comedy account, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:59, archived)

her clunge is gonna look like the title sequence to 2001
darkness and then a huge glowing object emerging over the top.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:00, archived)

Hahaha

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:01, archived)

And it's off to the popular page with you.

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Amorous Badger NINE MORE YEARS, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:02, archived)

you won't be
When she's had it, and been sewn back together, she is going to kill you.
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jenpots, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:59, archived)

a stitch in nine
saves the lady bits falling out.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:01, archived)

*picture of Stewie from Family Guy*

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:59, archived)

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

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jenpots, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:01, archived)

i.cr3ation.co.uk/dl/s1/jpg/stewiedraft2.jpg
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:03, archived)

That's Mini-Fritz, that is.

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:05, archived)

by saying 'brb' he actually meant 'big rugby ball'

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:06, archived)

Boat Race = BIG

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:08, archived)

At least you're not voting BNP

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SuperMatt, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:02, archived)

You won't win the next election
big rubber boys
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:03, archived)

p.s. good luck
I hope it doesn't come out with a fanny stretching space hopper face like it's dad.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:05, archived)

when it does emerge
the operating theatre is going to be sucked in to her clunge due to the sudden drop in air pressure.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:06, archived)

It's totally going to be Chinese too.

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:27, archived)

Well, you're not in labour, are you?
Lazy bastard.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:05, archived)

did you keep the reciept from the packet of durex?

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moohalaa, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:05, archived)

but to be fair
it did say `ribbed` on the packet.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:07, archived)

Yeah, but it also said "for her pleasure"
which is the far more obvious lie.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:08, archived)

I was going to make a joke about the condoms being 'extra thick' but I won't just incase it comes out as a Down's Syndrome as then I'd feel a bit bad.

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:10, archived)

*snort*

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:11, archived)

I'd be more sympathetic to the open wound from her navel to the middle of her back

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moohalaa, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:12, archived)

UUUUNNN FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:14, archived)

HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:18, archived)

*starts singing Jamiriquai's "I'm going dippy with the Downs"*

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:15, archived)

BUNG BUNG GA BUNGBUNG
BUNGBUNGBUNGBUNG
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