I keep on being told off for twiddling it at work by one of the girls as it makes her feel sick

( Donkey Gums twitter.com/jetjacuzzi, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:30, archived)

Out-of-context click lols

( Aardvark "Okay droog?" "Okay", Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:31, archived)

damn you!

( Donkey Gums twitter.com/jetjacuzzi, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:37, archived)

are you sure it's your 'stache you're twiddling at her?

( manolust - my middle name is not 'james', Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:32, archived)

It's my crotch handlebar.

( Donkey Gums twitter.com/jetjacuzzi, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:37, archived)

does it drive yo' nuts?

( manolust - my middle name is not 'james', Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:43, archived)

*waiting for the delivery fives*

( Donkey Gums twitter.com/jetjacuzzi, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:46, archived)

post strike, innit

( manolust - my middle name is not 'james', Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:52, archived)