To be honest, the birth
is going to look a lot like this
( Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:51, archived)

Is it just me, or does anyone have the sneaking suspicion that this has all been some elaborate wheeze by Friz for 9 guaranteed attention for 9 months?

( Amorous Badger NINE MORE YEARS, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:54, archived)

I think he really knocked her up for guaranteed attention for the next 18 or so years

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:55, archived)

The only surefire way to find out is whether he fucks off for the next six months
overwhelmed with shitsmeared nappies and milky vomit and battered by a stitchedcunt overbearing girlfriend who doesn't want to be with him anyway.
( Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:55, archived)

I fear what we'll get is 6 weeks of 'oh man, she's changing a nappy, gosh they smell ahahahahaha' and then..
...18 months of whining about how she left him because he was getting narky about the baby taking HIS attention.
( Amorous Badger NINE MORE YEARS, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:01, archived)

Taking bets now
Mong 4/1
Stewie Griffin 11/10
Rare Mong 7/1
( moohalaa, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:12, archived)

12/1 it's stillborn and Friz needs to hear people feel sorry for him for the next decade

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:13, archived)

MY EIGHT FRONT PAGES DON'T MAKE UP FOR MY BABY BEING BORN DEAD

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:13, archived)

3/1 it's a perfectly healthy child that Friz will diagnose as having an extremely rare feature

( Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:14, archived)

Earliest onset Aspergers EVER.

( The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:17, archived)

I bet it's going to be hailed as a prodigy child from day one.
OH MY GOD IT SHAT BY ITSELF, CLEARLY ABOVE STANDARD!
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:23, archived)

HAHA

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:27, archived)

2/1 it's a beachball glued to a cabbage patch doll

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:17, archived)

£20 on this

( moohalaa, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:40, archived)

1/4 he writes a song about it

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:19, archived)

10/1 that Friz puts a pair of glasses on him and sits him down at a keyboard within the first week.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:20, archived)

5/1 It isn't born normally, it bursts out of her chest like the xenomorph from Alien

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:21, archived)

What are the odds
on it being born a perfectly healthy and perfectly formed baby with no serious problems, with both mum and dad well and proud of their newborn?
( Eddache EddEgg on DrawSomething. Also BUY MY BOOK YOU SHIT, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:23, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahaha
2000/1
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:24, archived)

If by "proud" you mean "starting threads in which the title is "I've had a a child. ME."" then the odds are good.
Fucking beaker.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:25, archived)

I dunno but I'd lay any of those bets.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:25, archived)

what are the odds on its first word being 'ME!'?

( manolith - modomite, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:30, archived)

1/1

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:30, archived)

And instead of being proud, its dad will go "No, ME".

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:31, archived)

s first word
( Eddache EddEgg on DrawSomething. Also BUY MY BOOK YOU SHIT, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:34, archived)

GASP!

( manolith - modomite, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:45, archived)

He's probably on his phone now registaring the user "Minifriz" on here now.

( Pops the putz. Most hurt actor? bruise WIll is., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:35, archived)

Haha

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:35, archived)

15 to 1 was a popular general knowledge quiz show broadcast on Channel 4 in the United Kingdom

( Lightguy, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:40, archived)

gosh, how unpleasant
( vladimir, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:00, archived)

yes, and the video is rather repulsive too

( Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:08, archived)

Are we really supposed to think that something had sex with Friz?

( Dr Preference beveragonormative hegemonarrative, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:15, archived)

I don't want to think about it,
but pickle fairy totally did him.
(PsychoChomp <---NO FULLSTOP, which proves I'm real, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:16, archived)

You know how Venkman looks after he's slimed by Slimer the first time?
I reckon that's what every McDonalds chair PickleFairy has ever sat on looks like.
( Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:20, archived)

*snort*

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:22, archived)

I'm clicking this, so that the gay shift can see it as well.
Don't see why those weirdos should get away with it.
( Amorous Badger NINE MORE YEARS, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:22, archived)

the gay shift just isn't the same these days without syncubus

( well, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:30, archived)

It's less noncey for starters.

( Amorous Badger NINE MORE YEARS, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:33, archived)

he was entertaining

( well, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:36, archived)

And noncey.

( Amorous Badger NINE MORE YEARS, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:37, archived)

i don't remember him being noncey actually on /talk

( well, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:38, archived)

It was his default setting.
It's like youknowwho being bigfaced.
( Amorous Badger NINE MORE YEARS, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:39, archived)