I just opened some velcro
and the noise reminded me of your mum opening her legs.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:58, archived)

My mum doesn't even have any legs.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:58, archived)

www.regretsy.com/2009/11/04/stranger-danger-nsfw/
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:24, archived)

Hahahah

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:27, archived)

I fucking love regretsy.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:29, archived)

Chicken ponchos

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:33, archived)

Dinosaur hoodies

( SuperMatt, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:43, archived)

RAWR

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:44, archived)

Chicken Dinosaur Hoodies..
Turn your Chicken into a Velociraptor with an ASBO!
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:06, archived)

I don't think my sewing machine can handle anything that small

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:07, archived)

Man I would love to be featured on Regretsy though

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:08, archived)

www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=30872926
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:46, archived)

Awesome I might actually buy that for my gf's kittens
she's a Jacko fan and definitely won't think they are tacky or in appalling taste.

Actually, maybe not.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:57, archived)

velcro on what?

( well, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:58, archived)

His school shoes.

( mike woz ere 7442200 getter, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:03, archived)

The velcro
that keeps his mums spaccy legs together.
(Dreadful Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:25, archived)

The velcro holding his skull together from the "DIY Lobotomy" kit.

(Nameless One Wooh, scary. not really.., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:57, archived)

http://www.b3ta.com/talk/6535691

( well, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:57, archived)

I know, i just cant be bothered editing :/

(Nameless One Wooh, scary. not really.., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:58, archived)

Strange, I just had a grilled cheese sandwich
I peeled it open, and it was uncannily like YOUR mum.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:59, archived)

Ughhhh

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:00, archived)

Mmmmm, greasy cheesy

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:01, archived)

That is truly, truly horrible.

(thediscokingpin, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:24, archived)

horrible sexy
( Captn Hood-Butter It's a business doing pleasure with you on, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:25, archived)

I just had an image of the most almighty thrush

(thediscokingpin, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:26, archived)

Then you need...
( Captn Hood-Butter It's a business doing pleasure with you on, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:30, archived)

Soothing.

(thediscokingpin, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:35, archived)

I wonder if it's still OK to eat it afterwards.

( Pops the putz. Most hurt actor? bruise WIll is., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:45, archived)

Oh G0nzo..
Always with the cheese.
(thediscokingpin, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:52, archived)

When you mum opens her legs a velociraptor screams from a distance and a glass roofed jeep drives out.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:00, archived)

you fucking mental.
more tea/keyboard interface.
( the mighty badger "the Pippa Middleton of /OT", Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:04, archived)

Hang-on - you've laughed at /talk twice today?
when was the first time??

Edit : And why are you banging Mr Tea with your keyboard?
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:24, archived)

no, it was last week sometime
the last time I was here, it was DG again though, he's been on form.

And, because someone has to.
( the mighty badger "the Pippa Middleton of /OT", Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:48, archived)

I'm pretty confident it was me that made you laugh
what with being really funny and that.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:13, archived)

I'm laughing, UToL
but I'm crying inside.
( the mighty badger "the Pippa Middleton of /OT", Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:18, archived)

Is that what wee is,
internal tears?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:25, archived)

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GOAT

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:05, archived)

Someone stared at it and it fell over

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:07, archived)

i'm looking forward to seeing that

( manolith - modomite, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:08, archived)

It certainly looks like it could be worth a punt

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:09, archived)

of course, it's got jeff bridges in it!

( manolith - modomite, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:12, archived)

Jeff Bridges, Jeff Bridges
fond of trapping children,
in second hand fridges.

Thus concludes the UToL poetry minute.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:23, archived)

haha

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:24, archived)

chris packham, chris packham
stuffs puffins in boxes
so that he can stack 'em
( manolith - modomite, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:38, archived)

Chris Packham, Chris Packham
*shuffling noises*
CHRIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:58, archived)

He said "BRING ON THE BADGERS" on nature watch the other night
I practically drowned in my own seed.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:12, archived)

hahaha

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:14, archived)

oh god
*snortlaugh*
( moohalaa, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:05, archived)

^this

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:08, archived)

I don't even own a mum

( Blue Star will blow you a kiss, it should reach you tomorrow, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:02, archived)

Your mum's growler looks like Sammi.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:06, archived)

Sammi, Sammi
is it troo that when you were born, the midwife punched God?
( Blue Star will blow you a kiss, it should reach you tomorrow, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:09, archived)

She looks like that because her mother's cunt pushed so hard to get the repugnant ball of blood and grease out of itself
that her face impacted on the wall opposite.
( Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:11, archived)

Ooops! BUTTERWOMB!

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:42, archived)

HAAAAA

( WHARRGARBL, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:14, archived)

I was pulling the leg off a well-roasted chicken
and the way the yellowed crackly skin peeled away from the chunks of greasy flesh with a satisfying "shchlshchllll-schlock" sound reminded me of your mum.
( Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:10, archived)

she used to cook a lovely roast

( Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:11, archived)

Basted in garlic, lemon and thyme?

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:29, archived)

my mum is a mermaid

( Lightguy, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:10, archived)

An unfucked bosseyed woman rocking back and forth moaning "Mur mur mur mur mur mur mur"
doesn't count.
( Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:12, archived)

DG pulled that one.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:23, archived)

She bit me because I tried to borrow a crayon

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:29, archived)

IT'S MAH CRAHN

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:33, archived)

HNNNNNNNNNNN!! *holds breath whilst gluing pasta onto some paper*

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:40, archived)

*affixs Gloy tube to forehead*

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:55, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrO4cDJxKyw
( manolith - modomite, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:13, archived)

Totally added you on xbox live

( RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:01, archived)

I'm thinking of Rice pudding with a spoonfull of jam in the middle
Uncannily like the lining of your mums pants
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:13, archived)

I just watched tranny-porn
and was reminded of your ... oh wait, it was your mum.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:45, archived)

I think the bigger issue here is that you were watching tranny porn

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:54, archived)

Haha, 0wned.

(thediscokingpin, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:01, archived)

Chicks with dicks = Not gay at all
Dudes with Boobs = Totally gay
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:04, archived)