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So what keeps you coming back to B3ta?
I like to look at the newsletter but it's /talk that makes this place for me.
(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:04, archived)
It's just nice being on a board where most of the members are adults
and it's OK to call idiot cunts idiot cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:05, archived)
You idiot cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:06, archived)
You idiot cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:06, archived)
you idiot cunt

(I helped save b3ta! manolith - modomite, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:10, archived)
you dapper chap

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:12, archived)
you handsome devil

(I helped save b3ta! manolith - modomite, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:19, archived)
you bearded beauty

(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:20, archived)
I respect your opinion, but disregard it as that of a Mac using gay cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:14, archived)
Actually, I can't dispute that.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:19, archived)
This
most other places are sensitive and harshly-modded. Here you can have a good argument and for the most part, call a cunt a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:08, archived)
and yet we still put up with you....

(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:09, archived)
That's because I'm fantastic.
Hello, you deviant. How's things?
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:10, archived)
smoking my dads weed while taking a break from painting his house.
there is only so much glossing you can do before your brain starts to shut down. short frequent breaks are essential :D
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:11, archived)
and yes,
you are pretty fantastic. for a girl.

and a dwarven one at that.
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:12, archived)
Prezackly.
I like a nice bit of house painting, but it does make your arms tired. And I need a step to do the high bits.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:16, archived)
Anything above the skirting boards you mean.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj a big ball of voilance and hatrid, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:17, archived)

step sherpa team and ropes.

congratulations on your new job btw. i bet you were well chuffed when crash test dummy at the tonka toy factory came up on the jobsearch.
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:18, archived)
Painting the stripes and spots on is the most fun part.
How is your new job as a Disney Villain going?
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:20, archived)
its going fine.
you missed out with this new job tho. they needed a lifesized tinkerbell for the close in shots.
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:21, archived)
Damn, I can't do it now I'm red-haired again anyway....

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:27, archived)
:(
Not ANOTHER one.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj a big ball of voilance and hatrid, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:11, archived)
I still don't understand most video games forums.
The most discussed games are 15 and 18 rated, but you have to keep your language 3+ just in case the kids who shouldn't really be playing the games with the rudes and the naughties catch bad language from you, a person on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:17, archived)
pfft.
The other forums I'm a part of tend to just be full of precious drama-whores and mods who think talking about sex is paramount to raping babies. Even when most people on there are at the more depraved/weird end of the scale.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:19, archived)
one forum I belong to had to have an over 18's section
because some parents moaned that their kids would read some of the more colourful comments.
(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:21, archived)
One place I used to frequent
had two "chat" type boards. One was called "Mature Discussions", where you were basically forced to wear a sensible hat when talking but still couldn't swear or discuss 18 rated topics, and another where you could basically post whatever inane drivel fell out of your cretinous dribbling brain.

I don't go there any more, it made me angry.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:25, archived)
At least if you're a cretin here, you get informed of the fact.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:36, archived)
furry

(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:22, archived)
pretty much, yeah
they're a bunch of whining losers, for the most part.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:28, archived)
This is the only place I speak to webwrongs.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:01, archived)
I don't even own an internet discussion.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:02, archived)
Me too....anyone got a faceparty password?
I need to tap up some 12 yr olds
(Corbo, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:07, archived)
Well done, you're a nonce.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:09, archived)
pfft, Faceparty.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:09, archived)
My mate helped write that - and he's now a millionaire...
Bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:11, archived)
I'm on the groom.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:06, archived)
I'm on the bride.
WA-HEY!
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:06, archived)
Boredom.
And a few good people.
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:06, archived)
the fishing stuff

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:06, archived)
I once caught a fish *THIIIS* big

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:07, archived)
And the bivvy talk.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj a big ball of voilance and hatrid, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:09, archived)
I've certainly enjoyed mongys bivvy tips

(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:10, archived)
^This.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj a big ball of voilance and hatrid, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:13, archived)
remember at this time of year sometimes you have to put it away wet, but do try to get it out when you get home and erect it to get rid of any moisture

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:15, archived)
I love it when you talk bivvy.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj a big ball of voilance and hatrid, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:18, archived)
Is it ok to erect it in the house if its still raining outside,
which room would be best for this?
(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:20, archived)
i pop mine up in the front room, give it a wipe and let it dry

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:21, archived)
*out of context click*

(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:22, archived)
I bet you have it up in the front room all the time
playing forts
(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:23, archived)
He doesn't really go fishing
That's all he bought it for.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:52, archived)
Because there's a 50/50 chance that I'll have a laugh when I come on here.
Oh, and force of habit.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:06, archived)
Only 50/50?
surely it's laugh a minute over on offtopic
(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:09, archived)
I only go over there when linked to something.
They bring me down.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:09, archived)
Honestly?
I'm not sure any more. I suppose maybe friends I've made on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star will blow you a kiss, it should reach you tomorrow, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:07, archived)

I'm not sure any more. I suppose maybe friends I've made on here. to have a fucking moan.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:10, archived)
Oh yeah.
Of course. How could I forget that?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star will blow you a kiss, it should reach you tomorrow, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:12, archived)
And oppress us non-ginges.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! stuj a big ball of voilance and hatrid, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:12, archived)
Yeah.

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star will blow you a kiss, it should reach you tomorrow, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:17, archived)
:,(

(I helped save b3ta! stuj a big ball of voilance and hatrid, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:21, archived)
Of course.
How could I forget that? That's EXACTLY why I come here.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star will blow you a kiss, it should reach you tomorrow, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:23, archived)
TERRIBLE BULLYING!

(I helped save b3ta! stuj a big ball of voilance and hatrid, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:25, archived)
QOTW
.. oh and that i'm really masochistic and enjoy it when i come on the boards and have strangers occasionally not be nice to me.. (not entirely true)
(I helped save b3ta! Threnody - Is a filthy, filthy bibliophile & you love it, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:08, archived)
fuck off back to /qotw with the rest of the mentally subnormal then....

(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:10, archived)
ah
you've made my day.
Thank you kindly.
(I helped save b3ta! Threnody - Is a filthy, filthy bibliophile & you love it, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:18, archived)
The same reason people used to go on daytrips to asylums.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj a big ball of voilance and hatrid, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:08, archived)
For regular electro shock therapy?

(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:12, archived)
The other reason then.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj a big ball of voilance and hatrid, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:13, archived)
Sex with the mentally ill?

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:16, archived)
The other other reason then.
The other other reason then yes.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj a big ball of voilance and hatrid, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:20, archived)
I'm sure it's something to do with your mother

(I helped save b3ta! hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:11, archived)
It's that naked picture of her in my profile right?

(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:27, archived)
because it's usually good for a few laughs when i'm bored at work
there are some good people here

there are also some not so good people
(I helped save b3ta! manolith - modomite, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:12, archived)
go on then you fucking cunt, name names, wanker

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:34, archived)
Mongychops, Mongychops, ohhhhh Mongy, Mongychops,
call my baby Mongychops
tell you why
his posts are viler than a dogshit pie
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:46, archived)
Something to do when you're idling on the computer.
Or bored of working.

I suppose there can be funny times on this board.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd Former Foolius, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:13, archived)
SHIT I'm on b3ta?
Agh after my excellent flounce as well, now no-one will take me seriously!
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:15, archived)
Force of habit

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:16, archived)
I don't keep coming back to b3ta. b3ta keeps coming back to me.

(I helped save b3ta! JackAction, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:19, archived)
I wish I could quit you!

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:29, archived)
Ctrl-Alt-Del
force quit process "JackAction.exe".
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:32, archived)
I click and hold
then choose Force Quit.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:37, archived)
For shits and giggles.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:20, archived)
I have no fucking idea

(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed unexpected arse in the bagging area, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:38, archived)
Drama

(PsychoChomp <---NO FULLSTOP, which proves I'm real, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:39, archived)

I like grey
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:44, archived)
It makes me laugh more often than not
There are some really lovely and talented people who frequent it and even I can join in occasionally when some of you aren't talking about football or being gamer geeks.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:16, archived)