You're the most maturest person I know.
Because maturity is a requirement for accidental children.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:05, archived)

I got pregnant by turning the bath into a lava lamp

( moohalaa, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:06, archived)

Apologies. Short fuse at the moment.
Lack of sleep. Namecalling. Bah.

I think I had the right idea yesterday to avoid /talk for the meanwhile
( __, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:07, archived)

Try curry or sex or picking her up and squeezing her

( spangolin, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:08, archived)

I'm not losing my virginity to a pregnant woman

( __, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:09, archived)

OH NO WAIT I MEAN-
Fuck
( __, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:09, archived)

RUMBLED

( spangolin, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:09, archived)

SO HAS THE POOR LITTLE FUCKER BEEN BLURTED OUT INTO THE WORLD OR WHAT?

( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:15, archived)

NOT YET RR
FALSE ALARM DEAR, KEEP UP
( spangolin, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:16, archived)

PARDON? HAVE ME VISITORS BEEN YET?

( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:25, archived)

Oxytocin.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:09, archived)

It's OK, I'm sure you'll take advantage of me when I'm vulnerable one day.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:08, archived)

You never wake up when I'm doing it.
Either you're drunk enough, or I'm Pistonesque in the bedroom.
( moohalaa, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:14, archived)

Haha, anywhere but here 'pistonesque in the bedroom' would be considered quite the compliment.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:16, archived)

I have some supermodels in my room already!*
*socks on the floor
( moohalaa, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:17, archived)

Phwoooar, look at the stitching on that one

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:18, archived)

The only way you and everyone else can be 100% sure you're going to avoid talk is if you died.
So you should just do that.
( mike woz ere 7442200 getter, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:15, archived)

Woah. Do you have some sort of beef with me?
This is the first I've heard of it.
( __, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:18, archived)

He's not been the same since Gilgamesh left.

( Dave Trouser aHR0cDovL3Rpbnl1cmwuY29tLzdrazM1amE, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:20, archived)

i can't stand you, i do think you are a cunt and would like very much for you to die

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:26, archived)

It's harsh,
but a fair assessment.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:25, archived)

haha

( spangolin, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:07, archived)

ZING

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:07, archived)