Anything made you go "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" today?
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(Dave Trouser aHR0cDovL3Rpbnl1cmwuY29tLzdrazM1amE, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:34, archived)

I booked sky+hd to be installed between 8-1 but he rang this morning and said it would be between 1-4.
I was a bit miffed as it meant I was stuck in the house.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:36, archived)

I love Friz.
He's my best.
( baldmonkey 84 not out, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:38, archived)

This is not 4chan
Please go back to 4chan
(__, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:38, archived)

I ROTE U A POIM
I know the value of happiness
I know just what a smile's worth
So I hope for ev'rybody's sake
Mum and babe both die in child birth.

I am sickened by you people. This was supposed to be SHOCKING and EDGY not clicked on to the popular page. SHAME ON YOU.
( baldmonkey 84 not out, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:43, archived)

You're the best /off-topic person evar 90nz.
/ac
( Amorous Badger NINE MORE YEARS, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:43, archived)

This one time I fucked my uncle so you all have to be nice to me.

( baldmonkey 84 not out, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:44, archived)

My dad wouldn't let me nosh him off though because he hates me.
:((((((((((((((((((
( baldmonkey 84 not out, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:45, archived)

What's my reaction to this meant to be?

(__, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:48, archived)

Fuck sake BM.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:49, archived)

Quite.
'ev'rybody' indeed.

CUNT.
( Amorous Badger NINE MORE YEARS, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:51, archived)

No, I'm sorry.
As much as I love Baldmonkey I can't say there's any need for that at all.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:52, archived)

I'm down with that.
Third line just DOES NOT scan.
( Amorous Badger NINE MORE YEARS, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:56, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6518026
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:53, archived)

It's broken.

(Dave Trouser aHR0cDovL3Rpbnl1cmwuY29tLzdrazM1amE, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:48, archived)

It isn't
As the saying goes at the moment "newfags can't access /b"
(__, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:50, archived)

lulzy
I know it works from page 3 onwards, but that's no good at all.
(Dave Trouser aHR0cDovL3Rpbnl1cmwuY29tLzdrazM1amE, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:52, archived)

I bet you were the one who just asked /r how to get on
Newfag
(__, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:55, archived)

haha
/r/ is fucking shit.

/b/ is king. I totally got a cumdumpster to put a shoe on her head last night. What can you do on b3ta? Claim to be autism and tell the world what you just ate?
(Dave Trouser aHR0cDovL3Rpbnl1cmwuY29tLzdrazM1amE, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:59, archived)

Call you a cunt is what I can do.
Cunt.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:49, archived)

I fucked up a few days worth of work today by having dreamweaver's Copy'n'Replace to folder-mode instead of file-mode.
But I'm up to date now with everything I lost.

So basicly, if I never work up today, i'ld be exactly where I am now, work-wise.

On the other hand, I've eaten half a packet of carrots and humous.
( Pops the putz. Most hurt actor? bruise WIll is., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:39, archived)

A strange dog entered my property and emptied its arse on my lawn.

( Captn Hood-Butter It's a business doing pleasure with you on, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:43, archived)

Property in nine turds on the lawn.

( baldmonkey 84 not out, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:43, archived)

I was taking off my coat and the zip smacked against my finger
that was roughly the noise I made
( magnum, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:43, archived)