This suggests to me that you've never had a proper job
or a serious relationship.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:01, archived)

This suggests to me that you've mostly dated mentals.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:02, archived)

The best was the half-French half-Iranian 24 year old virgin with the plastic nose

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:04, archived)