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if that is considered evil i'm fucked i'm getting into heaven

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:00, archived)
If you're not going to be there I certainly don't want to go.

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:04, archived)
i read somewhere that you all have to feed each other with 12ft long chopsticks or some shit, i'm not into that sort of thing anyway

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:06, archived)
fuck that.
God seems like a right prick.
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:09, archived)
cunt is never happy, he needs to chill, stop testing people all the time

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:13, archived)
I like the bit where he killed the dinosaurs to prove evilution is evol.

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:19, archived)
the bible would have been better with dinosaurs in it.

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:23, archived)
And Jesus spake unto them and said
"Consider the-" *RAWR*
And the velociraptor ate Jesus and bit Judas' foot.
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:24, archived)
poor judas

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:29, archived)
the only jew hating velociraptor in palestine.
what are the odds?
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:31, archived)
What have you got against the jews?

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:32, archived)
nothing at the moment but if gonz wants a ride, I'm game.

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:35, archived)
"Render unto Caeser that which is Caeser's
and render unto velociraptor that which is velocirapt- Christ on a bike! Now we're being chased by a diplodocus!"
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:32, archived)
if they can put zombies in pride and prejudice,
they can put dinosaurs in the bible
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:34, archived)
Something else to add to the "list of things to do when I'm sectioned and have loads of time and crayons on my hands"
Sorry about the stalking before.
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:35, archived)
pfft, no worries man

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:38, archived)
one little kiss on the check and the cunt is treated worse than a rapist, it aint fair

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:32, archived)