if that is considered evil i'm fucked i'm getting into heaven

( mongychops, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:00, archived)

If you're not going to be there I certainly don't want to go.

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:04, archived)

i read somewhere that you all have to feed each other with 12ft long chopsticks or some shit, i'm not into that sort of thing anyway

( mongychops, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:06, archived)

fuck that.
God seems like a right prick.
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:09, archived)

cunt is never happy, he needs to chill, stop testing people all the time

( mongychops, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:13, archived)

I like the bit where he killed the dinosaurs to prove evilution is evol.

( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:19, archived)

the bible would have been better with dinosaurs in it.

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:23, archived)

And Jesus spake unto them and said
"Consider the-" *RAWR*
And the velociraptor ate Jesus and bit Judas' foot.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:24, archived)

poor judas

( manolith - the hairy wildcard, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:29, archived)

the only jew hating velociraptor in palestine.
what are the odds?
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:31, archived)

What have you got against the jews?

( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:32, archived)

nothing at the moment but if gonz wants a ride, I'm game.

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:35, archived)

"Render unto Caeser that which is Caeser's
and render unto velociraptor that which is velocirapt- Christ on a bike! Now we're being chased by a diplodocus!"
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:32, archived)

if they can put zombies in pride and prejudice,
they can put dinosaurs in the bible
( manolith - the hairy wildcard, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:34, archived)

Something else to add to the "list of things to do when I'm sectioned and have loads of time and crayons on my hands"
Sorry about the stalking before.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:35, archived)

pfft, no worries man

( manolith - the hairy wildcard, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:38, archived)

one little kiss on the check and the cunt is treated worse than a rapist, it aint fair

( mongychops, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:32, archived)