I've got to start a new thread but I can't think what to start it about
If you were forced into starting a new thread, what would be your topic?

Alt: Hope this finds you well?
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:43, archived)

The holy trinity, TH
Food, Frisbee, Plans for the Weekend.
( Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:46, archived)

A classic thread
Well...I'd probably leave the frisbee, no offence.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:50, archived)

None taken
I try to add my own flavour to the classics. Stick with the simple stuff, add your own pizazz *clicks fingers*
( Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:01, archived)

Now I want pizza :(

( Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:03, archived)

NTT
What's going on here
(the four options under the first result)
( Eddache, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:19, archived)

huh, weird

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:27, archived)

brace yourself

( Eddache, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:29, archived)

voms

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:33, archived)

Want to play?

( broadsword, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:53, archived)

your stupid bald head.

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:46, archived)

One day you'll be eating those words
One day you'll ask to rub it for luck and I'll say no. Then where will you be? Luckless, that's where.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:48, archived)

Its not that head i want to be rubbing.

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:52, archived)

Boing!

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:53, archived)

that's not very nice, Win Pig

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:51, archived)

He's been horrible to me Spangles
If it's not threats of being run down by his hairdressers car, it's comments on my lack of hair.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:53, archived)

aw Two Hats
is that why you wear two hats? To cover your baldness?
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:53, archived)

My secret shame :(

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:54, archived)

it's ok,
We've been through this in a previous thread and agreed to disagree on the descriptive words for his head. There's no problem here.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:56, archived)

japery!
carry on.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:59, archived)

\o/

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:03, archived)

Oh, I can't stay mad at you
C'mere you big lug!
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:04, archived)

you know who is sexy and bald?
Bruce Willis.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:06, archived)

Is this some sort of attempt to make me feel better?
Because it's working!
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:18, archived)

i watched a bit of a film with Stone Cold in it last night.
He's another awesome baldy. Although a terrible film.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:37, archived)

Yes, he is awesome
but his films are not. Amazingly, wrestlers generally make terrible actors.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:37, archived)

Andre The Giant would disagree.

( JackAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:39, archived)

I mean, he wouldn't right now, for obvious reasons.

( JackAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:39, archived)

No :(
I think The Rock is pretty much the only one that's been in some ok films. Hulk Hogan certainly can't make that claim.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:42, archived)

what about chyna?

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:43, archived)

the films that dude makes are just wrong.

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:48, archived)

see, now i'm thinking about that photo spangers linked to last week.
:(
( janet aylia living la vida loony, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:51, archived)

Don't girls aspire to having a massive clitoris?
Isn't that how it works?
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:52, archived)

you could suck on his clitpenis.
imagine that!
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:52, archived)

*bokes*

( janet aylia living la vida loony, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:54, archived)

Was it Condemned?

( JackAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:38, archived)

no he just didn't like it!
*mikesface*
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:39, archived)

yeah,
That's it.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:42, archived)

Bruce Willis Telly Savalas
( Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:26, archived)

Who loves you baby?
Telly Savalas did a public information film about Portsmouth way back when. I urge anyone that's been there to watch it.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:31, archived)

He also did a Birmingham one, it is truly dreadful

(wimbley is feeling hungover, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:38, archived)

T B
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:39, archived)

Belly Savalas?

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:41, archived)

It's a Black Books joke
Where Dylan Moran is pissed as a fart at someone's dinner party and re-enacts a scene from Kojak by sticking a lollypop in his bellybutton.
( Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:43, archived)

he didn't do Cobumbo though as he didn't have any cigars

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:48, archived)

Oh sorry
I've not watched much of that show
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:52, archived)

it's very good, you should watch it

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:52, archived)

actually, it's so good that i bet janet doesn't like it

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:56, archived)

Janet doesn't like some things?
Imagine that!
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:57, archived)

oh now i KNOW she likes it when people put imagine that in italics
she LOVES that
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:30, archived)

She sure does Manolith!

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:31, archived)

shut up, you massive gaylords.

( janet aylia living la vida loony, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:39, archived)

:D

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:44, archived)

i LOVE black books.
so UP YOURS.
( janet aylia living la vida loony, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:58, archived)

huh, must be an exception to the rule

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:00, archived)

if it helps i think it is utter shit

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:45, archived)

You haven't watched BLACK BOOKS??
/ac
( Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:55, archived)

Yes, I have
Just not very much of it.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:56, archived)

I was mocking you.
I'm sorry. I feel bad now.
( Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:57, archived)

You should apologise less
I don't feel bad, you shouldn't either.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:57, archived)

and at least you've heard of it

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:58, archived)

Haha
I've heard of ALL THE THINGS!
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:00, archived)

TRIFLE!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:46, archived)

Oh boy! We're in for a wild ride!!

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:50, archived)

oh yeah!

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:58, archived)

hoots mon!

( janet aylia living la vida loony, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:58, archived)

PICKLE!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:58, archived)

PICCALILLI!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:02, archived)

Golders Green!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:03, archived)

BROON SAUCE!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:05, archived)

hermione grainger

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:30, archived)

i like to ask if people are alright

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:47, archived)

Oh yeah? How's that working out? Good?

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:48, archived)

normally yeah cool, some little wank stains use it to bitch and moan about their lot, i tend to ignore it

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:50, archived)

Too much negativity, man
Ignore all that.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:51, archived)

i see no reason why people try and harsh the forums buzz

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:56, archived)

Yeah man

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:01, archived)

all right?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:56, archived)

Mongy, do you fancy coming with me to the Birds Of A Feather stage show?

( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:41, archived)

the WHAT, now?

( janet aylia living la vida loony, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:51, archived)

Me and Mongs are big fans of Birds of a Feather.
www.itv.com/thismorning/showbiz/birds-of-a-feather/
( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:54, archived)

oh christ.
is there NOTHING ben elton won't write a musical about?
( janet aylia living la vida loony, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:59, archived)

Of all the bloody shows to write about too

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:02, archived)

why aye orta

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:56, archived)

Morning Adam
How's things?
( Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:17, archived)

oh what
whats with the bullying? i strongly disagree with this statement
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:19, archived)

It's not bullying when it's TRUE

( Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:26, archived)

you're right about that you fuckdisc flinging mongo shitcunt

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:30, archived)

Skating terminology, Adam?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongo_foot

You may be more Adam than you realise, Adam :(
( Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:37, archived)

i thought that was called goofy.
what a stupid article.
( inkybinkybee, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:38, archived)

It's wikipedia though.
Switch is when you ride with your other/weaker foot forwards.
( Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:44, archived)

did i say foot? did you SEE ME WRITE FOOT ANYWHERE IN MY POST???
somebody hold me back, sall gonna kick right off
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:10, archived)

Adam used to be violent on the internet, too.
Sad times, it's repeating all over again :(
( Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:13, archived)

(i'm leaving forever)

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:20, archived)

See you in a few weeks, have a nice break :D

( Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:50, archived)

who said you could start a new thread?!

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:20, archived)

Ban him, manolith. Banolith.

( JackAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:26, archived)

that's the real reason i'm mod, you know
because my name is easy to add 'ban' to

that's also the reason why theo is the secret mod
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:34, archived)

That's why I didn't get the job then, clearly
But then I only wanted to be mod because it would upset baldmonkey so much.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:38, archived)

You spiteful cow

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:31, archived)

nyuk nyuk nyuk

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:35, archived)

y +R
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:43, archived)

oh noooooooooo

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:53, archived)

i would write about my gardening because i am brilliant at gardening by proxy.
so far, i have scraped up some soil to mark plots, then told my dad what plants i want to plant, and he's going to start them all off for me in his greenhouse. i just need to get the plots well dug over.
( inkybinkybee, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:25, archived)

also i'm trying to crack open a word document that's been passwod-protected

( inkybinkybee, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:28, archived)

have you tried pa55word?

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:29, archived)

Try password.

( JackAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:29, archived)

or passwod, even

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:35, archived)

This is some kind of crack at me spelling somebody wrong, isn't it?

( JackAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:37, archived)

nah it's my mistack.

( inkybinkybee, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:39, archived)

I have no problem with that.

( JackAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:40, archived)

nah, i quickly forget about these things
i'm going to try and watch elimination chamber on my lunchbreak, btw
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:40, archived)

Do you know the results?

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:53, archived)

i do not
i guessed that bryan would retain and punk would lose to jericho but i'm no longer sure of anything
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:56, archived)

Then I shall say no more

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:56, archived)

is 'elimination chamber' posh for 'toilet'?

( janet aylia living la vida loony, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:55, archived)

it could be!
but no
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:57, archived)

Wait, how are you watching it at lunchtime?

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:05, archived)

i'll just find a site that's streaming it

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:14, archived)

Ah, I see
Can't really get away with that in the office...probably could from home though...food for thought.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:25, archived)

I didn't watch it, just looked up the results. Checked Raw as well this morning.

( JackAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:17, archived)

yeah, i just want to see the raw chamber match. maybe see how cena-kane ends

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:19, archived)

is 'raw chamber' posh for 'bumhole'?

( janet aylia living la vida loony, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:40, archived)

How are you going to do that?

( Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:30, archived)

download a tool that has tried 520 million passwords so far.

( inkybinkybee, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:37, archived)

bet it ain't tried pa55word yet.

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:40, archived)

Shout at it until it opens

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:32, archived)

could be a foreign file.
shout and speak slower.
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:33, archived)

Make sure to point at the document you need.

( JackAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:34, archived)

Hand gestures may work

( Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:37, archived)

what, like pointing?

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:41, archived)

And amateur sign-language
Like boobs, books, drinks, frisbee, etc.
( Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:45, archived)

i know the one for frisbee
1pumplane.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/disctoss.gif
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:52, archived)

Now how the hell did I know you were going to post that, hm? ;)

( Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:56, archived)

i was reading three word phrase the other day and one of them made me think of you, you ridiculous chimp
www.threewordphrase.com/lostdog.htm
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:00, archived)

Wow
Did that really happen? That looks like something that could have really happened.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:01, archived)

i'm pretty sure it's a purely factual comic
like this one
www.threewordphrase.com/donor.htm
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:18, archived)

That's exactly what happened to me when I went into hospital last year!

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:28, archived)

this one is also about you, i reckon
threewordphrase.com/pardonme.htm
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:34, archived)

Woah, spooky
Not only do I actually speak like that, but if I had a topper and monocle I'd wear them every damn day!
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:38, archived)

Hahaha

( Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:04, archived)

Hey, I'm on the popular page!
Get me, eh?
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:30, archived)

you heard the man, everyone
GET HIM!
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:38, archived)

*presents*

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:39, archived)