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BUM OIL
Oil for bums. Not bin-diving bums. Bottom bums. They need oil too. Oil your bum with BUM OIL.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 17:24, archived)
I WILL HAVE YOU SHOT FOR THIS TREASON

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 17:27, archived)
If olive oil is made of olives
and engine oil is used for engines, what about baby oil?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 17:29, archived)
baby oil comes from johnson & johnson
everyone knows that!
(I helped save b3ta! planearm, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 17:39, archived)
Those nice people.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 17:41, archived)
do they have a factory of johnsons that they boil up to make this oil?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 17:45, archived)
when did you catch this whimsey ?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 17:53, archived)
last time I sniffed your mum's mimsy
the stench was overpowering
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 17:57, archived)
dude my mum has been dead for over 9000 years, and she was burnt, i'd ask for your money back, you been robbed on this old tart cunt snffing tour

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 18:07, archived)
No, I definitely sniffed her
two lines, through a rolled-up fiver
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 18:12, archived)
stop fucking whineing then you cunt, whaaa shop is closed down

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 18:17, archived)
There's Johnsons & Johnson facility a few miles from here
The firemen I work with are terrified of the place going up because there's some kind of radioactive sterilisation thingy goes on there. trufax.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 17:53, archived)
Olive Oil is Popeye's girlfriend.
Baby oil is her when she was a baby.
(PR1CKBOT IS ONLINE, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 18:03, archived)
you fat ballbag

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 18:10, archived)

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(PR1CKBOT IS ONLINE, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 18:39, archived)
cancer that is killing /talk right here

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 17:34, archived)
BOILUM.
Only way to get them properly sterilized.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sun 26 Feb 2012, 17:38, archived)
Hello Windy
We watched the Rugby and the Football, I think I need to have a tcp bath to get the srs sportiness off me. Slow-cooked a beef joint, went surprisingly well. Looked at a house that my dad and I are looking to buy.
My weekend all grown-up and BORING.
How is work?
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 18:04, archived)
pretty quiet,
Too quiet really, just having some dinner, then its stock count.
I won't miss weekly stock takes, big bag of shit it is.

I was going to watch the rugby after work yesterday, and managed to get to 10pm without hearing the result, was chatting to the last table in the restaurant, and the cunt told me the score. I coulda killed the bald old shitbag.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sun 26 Feb 2012, 18:36, archived)
So, who bought The Sun On Sunday today?
*ducks*
(I helped save b3ta! planearm, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 17:38, archived)
Why would ducks buy the Sun on Sunday, planearm?
This is the worst joke ever, it doesn't make ANY sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 17:40, archived)
We like the big bold letters.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 17:42, archived)
you are not a duck, i've met you, please keep yuor roll play to yourself, you sicken me

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 17:44, archived)
yiff yiff grr meow quack.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 17:44, archived)
I don't like what you're insinuating here

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 17:49, archived)
pffft

(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 18:02, archived)
I didn't
*quacks*
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sun 26 Feb 2012, 17:43, archived)
no tits in it, fuck that

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 17:43, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/10703108
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 17:43, archived)
Haha, that's great

(I helped save b3ta! planearm, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 17:45, archived)
*shakes tail feather*

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 17:50, archived)
Is this the unfunny Dr. or the unfunny Dr. who claims to be a comedian?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 getter, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 17:57, archived)
shambles was always ' i'm better than you' i thing the other cunt is too, how can you tell, both shitcunts

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 18:01, archived)