Tax rebate win!
I've ever had one before, it's properly exciting. I have no idea what to spend it on though.

What would you do with a surprise £600?
( TFD is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:23, archived)

god i'd love to get a tax rebate.
everyone seems to be getting one but me though :(

sadly, i'd use some of it to pay off my credit card bill
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:25, archived)

I haven't had one either
I'm putting it down to only having had two proper jobs though - I guess if you don't move about, your tax is pretty straightforward?
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:25, archived)

You should stop earning so much money then!
It seems a sensible way to spend it, although a bit boring. Alright, if you had no debts how would you spend it?
( TFD is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:26, archived)

little holiday for me and the girlfriend
we've been together nearly 2 years which is longer than i've ever been with anyone
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:27, archived)

She is lovely and you are lovely.
Good idea, I might spend it on a cottage in the Gower for a week or something for me and the boy.

Where would you go?
( TFD is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:32, archived)

hmm, not sure. maybe a weekend in italy. i've never been there

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:33, archived)

Oooh me neither.
That sounds good. *looks into it*
( TFD is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:35, archived)

lets all go together!

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:36, archived)

SUPER SEXY ITALY TIMES

( TFD is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:37, archived)

C'e un party nelle mie mutande e sei invitata!

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:42, archived)

Ha ha.
Bunga bunga!
( TFD is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:47, archived)

I had a big one earlier in the year
But it went on car insurance :(
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:27, archived)

I have a bus pass.
More money for fun!
( TFD is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:35, archived)

A free one?
I didn't realise you were that old.
( MONO!, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:50, archived)

I smear mashed up stem cells all over my body every morning to maintain my youthful appearance.

( TFD is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:57, archived)

Sperm aren't stem cells
and if they're mashed up, your technique's all wrong. But it makes for an interesting webcam show.

Ning dollink. You should spend your money on fancy men.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:00, archived)

'Allo treacle.
I would like to spend my money on fancy men. Or at least making my man feel fancy with the very finest food and wines.

What would you spend it on? Edit: never mind, I have actually bothered to scroll down now.
( TFD is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:26, archived)

Buy 600 boxes of Toffifee from Poundland

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:25, archived)

Isn't that just balders' weekly order?

( TFD is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:38, archived)

Only when he's cutting down
Ah-ha-hamirite?
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:39, archived)

-hamirite? take on me
( MONO!, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:51, archived)

I'd give it all to children

in back alleys
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:26, archived)

In exchange for anything?

( TFD is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:26, archived)

chimney sweeping

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:31, archived)

Do my big bike training and test
or save it for a house deposit/moving.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:26, archived)

Is a big bike one of those ones without stabilsers?

( TFD is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:29, archived)

hell yeah!

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:35, archived)

Woah there.
Mummy wow! You're a big girl now!
( TFD is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:39, archived)

Most bikes are still too high for me :/
Damn my little legs.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:03, archived)

my friend is only 5' and she got a buell.
proper little bikes. then cut the seat down and job's a goodun.
( janet aylia living la vida loony, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:07, archived)

Cor, they're a bit tasty
I've not heard of Buells before. I love that big fat side panel bit. I know you can get seats lowered, so hopefully that will suffice when I move up to a big bike.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:10, archived)

The old Honda Shadow 600 may suit you
motorcycleviews.com/pictures/pic0305.jpg
(thediscokingpin, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:22, archived)

i read that as
my only friend is 5'

and i was sad for you, but i'm over it now
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:06, archived)

I DON'T NEED YOUR PITY.

( janet aylia living la vida loony, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:22, archived)

hey, having one friend probably means you rank somewhere in the middle of everyone here

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:30, archived)

I'm bringing down the average
:(
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:34, archived)

pay of credit card + put in savings i think.
maybe treat myself to a haircut.
( inkybinkybee, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:26, archived)

Very sensible.
I kind of don't want save it even though that's a bit profligate.
I already have some savings and I don't have any debts apart from my student loan. Hmmmmm. Perhaps I should just be good.
( TFD is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:31, archived)

FANCYHAIRCUT. new dress. spend <£100 on a treat. I DON'T KNOW. a weekend away.

( inkybinkybee, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:31, archived)

C N
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:32, archived)

HAIRNUTS ALL ROUND.

( inkybinkybee, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:34, archived)

ONLY FANCY ONES, MIND

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:37, archived)

i want to learn how to do pin curls in my hair
no wait, i just want it to be really easy.
( inkybinkybee, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:19, archived)

shave all of it off except for one patch that has enough hair to pin curl
that ought to speed up the process
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:34, archived)

A CLASSY SUMMER LOOK.

( inkybinkybee, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:42, archived)

stupid HMRC reckon i had 2 jobs last year, i didn't
so they actually want ME to pay THEM more money

cunts
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:29, archived)

Tell them you want to opt out

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:31, archived)

I'M A GODDAMNED FREE MAN ON THE LAND

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:32, archived)

thx i'll try
every time i call them they refer me, tell me i'm not who i say i am and don't update there records.

cunts
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:36, archived)

Gutted.
I've had 3 jobs but I still haven't earnt enough to go over my personal allowance.
( TFD is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:34, archived)

only 3 jobs in a year is pretty poor for a hooker

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:35, archived)

I'm very expensive.

( TFD is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:46, archived)

whats the yearly allowance for no tax? £4000?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:49, archived)

£7,475

( TFD is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:54, archived)

£5318008

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:57, archived)

pfft lol

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:13, archived)

Give it to the tax man to say thanks.

( MONO!, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:30, archived)

Ah, that would be nice.
I did get a repayment bonus from them too. I thought that was nice of them.
( TFD is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:37, archived)

What lovely people!
They definitely deserve a tip
( MONO!, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:40, archived)

I might have a fish finger sandwich for lunch
Imagine that!
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:34, archived)

OMG I TOTALLY WANT ONE LOL

( MONO!, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:40, archived)

Hookers!

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:34, archived)

I'd save half for fuel over the summer and then blow the rest on stuff for frisbee and general fitness

( Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:38, archived)

I honestly feel sorry for you.

( MONO!, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:41, archived)

Don't be, I'm actually quite happy

( Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:54, archived)

I find this very surprising.

( MONO!, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:58, archived)

You would save money if you bought one of those Australian Frisbees that came back to you.

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:45, archived)

Yeah, I guess that sounds a bit boring but quite good.
Have you seen this website? I thought it would be perfect for you for fitness stuff.
( TFD is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:45, archived)

aww we're getting our new doggie today!

( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:59, archived)

What flavour?

( MONO!, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:07, archived)

orange

( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:42, archived)

On reflection I'd spend it on wine, women and song
In that order
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:40, archived)

BUT WHAT BREAKDOWN OF MONEY?

( inkybinkybee, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:44, archived)

35% wine, 55% women, 10% song

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:48, archived)

£210 wine, £330 women, £60 song then?

( inkybinkybee, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:19, archived)

that seems pretty good actually. he could get shitloads of wine or just a smaller amount of really good wine
and a bunch of cds or itunes downloads

i have no idea what you could get for £330 from 'women' but i bet he'd enjoy himself
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:29, archived)

all your ironing for a month?

( inkybinkybee, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:31, archived)

I'd get them to paint my front room
Oh yeah...stroke it baby. Use that roller.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:33, archived)

i would happily spend a weekend painting someone's room for c.£300.
with materials and light refreshments provided, natch.
( inkybinkybee, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:43, archived)

I had that once and it all went on debt.
If I got another one today then it'd probably go on one of those quadrocopter things. And maybe some computer parts.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:48, archived)

What's a quadrocopter?

( TFD is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:56, archived)

a quadriplegic policeman called terry

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:59, archived)

Woah

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:07, archived)

i'm not sure why noit wants one OR how windy pig's brother uses one to run cables

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:29, archived)

attach one end of cable to quadcopter,
Fly to other end of room, unhook cable, fly back, repeat.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:34, archived)

wtf? disabled police officers can't fly, you loon

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:37, archived)

But it's abundantly clear why I want one?

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:37, archived)

i thought you just liked looking at videos of them

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:38, archived)

I'm not going to buy one
but I'd like to
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:41, archived)

Like a remote control helicopter but it has four rotors.
There's some really good ones with cameras and wifi and things so you can look at things from higher than you'd normally be able to look a them from. Or lower than you'd normally look at them from, if you fly it close to the ground.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:02, archived)

I imagine you could also use them to look at things from the same height you normally see things from, if you flew it at eye height.
I don't think I would use mine like that though, as if I want to see things as I normally see them I'd just look at them.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:14, archived)

I now want one of these contraptions
Immediately
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:16, archived)

They're ace looking toys, aren't they?

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:18, archived)

What the fuck??
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CR5y8qZf0Y
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:21, archived)

I'd not seen that, that's the most ace thing I've seen them do yet.
There's some research lab in america that's making them work as a swarm which is less impressive but more terrifying.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:23, archived)

Wow
I'd like to see that
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:24, archived)

Here's their youtube channel
www.youtube.com/user/TheDmel
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:25, archived)

Brill, cheers

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:30, archived)

I got to play with a quadrocopter thanks to my brother being hideously rich,
they are surprisingly easy to control.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:38, archived)

They look like lots of fun.
They are very expensive for a toy though. Unfortunately I can't think of a business model that uses them. Apart from maybe flying over nudist beaches and selling the photos.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:49, archived)

Brother uses them in the theatre,
for getting cables and wires from the back of the theatre down on the the stage. They used to use a crossbow, but he felt he better find a use for the quadrocopter. Plus it's a lot safer.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:53, archived)

I suppose.
I doubt I can just buy one and break into the theatre industry though.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:01, archived)

true,
but you could market it as an easy way to move light things long distances. Instead of hiring a man to walk up and down the park/stairs/room/warehouse they could hire you to stand in one spot and use a quadrocopter.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:04, archived)

What things would you suggest?
I mean, they're not strong enough for the weekly shopping. Unless they took things up one item at a time. And the range isn't that great. Maybe some kind of really localised food delivery service?
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:06, archived)

I dunno,
running cables is the only thing I can think of.
OOOOh, taking fish from the guy catching them to the guy cooking hem. Properly fresh fish. As long as you can out-manouvre any birds.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:15, archived)

I was thinking more like a really short range baked goods delivery service.
I'd pay two pounds to receive a pasty from a quadrocopter.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:17, archived)

I'll ring Greggs,

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:18, archived)

Ooh, I've got it.
Affix a taser to one and then do pest control hunting seagulls and pigeons.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:18, archived)

YES!!
Right, I'm in.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:20, archived)

Is your brother super fancy now?!
I've got a great picture of the 3 of us in Red Square.
( TFD is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:07, archived)

He just turned out to be really good at sound and lighting,
and got a few good jobs, met the right people. I think he's taking over a music studio soon. I don't see him very often as he travels a lot, but yeah, he did well.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:13, archived)

Snazz.
Well you're doing brilliantly too. New pub soon, lovely ladypig and all that.
( TFD is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:15, archived)

oh yeah,
I ain't complaining, things are pretty sweet to be fair.

Edit: Any of the photos from Russia online anywhere? I lost all of mine in a move at some point.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:16, archived)

\o/

( TFD is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:17, archived)

Oh yeah I got about that as well,
on account of them working out my tax according to how much work they assume I'm going to do rather than how much I actually did.

Silly inland revenue.

I'm going shopping tomorrow but I doubt I'll be able to spend that much. You know you don't have to spend it just because you've got it.
( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:53, archived)

What do you intend to get with it?

( TFD is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:55, archived)

Well I don't know,
I'd actually forgotten I'd got a tax rebate this year until you mentioned yours, so there was no idea that I was going to get anything "with it". It's been ages since I've been clothes shopping though, so I was going to do that anyway. I'll just go around and see if anything takes my fancy.
( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:57, archived)

Power tools.
Power tools and whores.

Or maybe whores with power tools.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:00, archived)

combine the two
www.amazon.co.uk/Black-Decker-GXC1000-Power-Volt/dp/B000S0KY8U
( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:01, archived)

PHWOAR

( TFD is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:29, archived)

If the Two Ronnies were still going
they could have done a "power hose/power hoes" sketch. A sad loss for British comedy.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:51, archived)

like that idiotic music video of big-titted girls using jackhammers and drills in slow motion?

( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:07, archived)

Just arguing mine now with the Ausfailian Tax Office.
Worth about A$8000 over two years if they don't try to fuck it up again.
( Colonel Boris Back from Australia to save b3ta, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:07, archived)

8000 Australian?
Wow, that's almost 25 quid!
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:15, archived)

Or 12 bushels of rolled oats.

( Colonel Boris Back from Australia to save b3ta, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:17, archived)

HEY TWOHATS
GUESSWHATNOW?!
( MONO!, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:17, archived)

Christ almighty
You found a 5p piece in your sock drawer?
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:23, archived)

I GOT TWO ANSWERS TO MY UBERMEGAMECHAQUIZ

( MONO!, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:25, archived)

I don't know what that is, sorry

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:27, archived)

The Tobie Norris (with a backwards 'N', for reasons unknown) is a pub near me.
They do quizzes.
I have until April 7th 2012 to complete this one, and I might win £50.
( MONO!, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:30, archived)

Oh, I see
Well good luck
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:32, archived)

Thanks.
I still have about 100 to go.
( MONO!, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:06, archived)

It's all music peoples.
You'd like it.
( MONO!, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:06, archived)

I said near me.
I actually meant, near HER.
( MONO!, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:37, archived)

GASP!

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:42, archived)

A hooker, some coke, lots of whisky and a performing monkey.
The rest I'd just fritter away.
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:18, archived)

What would you name your performing money?

( TFD is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:31, archived)

Sir Henry Chucklesworth,
1st Earl of Monkeyton Basset.
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:39, archived)

he sounds like a fine chap.

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:39, archived)

You should see him when he's had a few shots of Balvenie and a gram of gak
and has been let loose on a cash-strapped Albanian prozzy.
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:48, archived)

can i enquire where Sir Henry Chucklesworth, 1st Earl of Monkeyton Basset is getting this gak? he sure as hell aint buying my product the little fucker

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:51, archived)

I'm gladdened to see your ethical stance on supplying controlled substances to animals.
I treat him to my personal supply - Sir Henry is very particular and turns his wrinkly monkey nose up at anything but the finest chong.
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:55, archived)

I don't know,
Probably take ladypig and the dog somewhere nice, with horses for ladypig to ride, a big park for dog to poop all over and a nice quiet spot with a lovely view, comfy chair and a fridge full of beer within arms reach for me.

Or get the car resprayed and re-upholstered.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:33, archived)

hehe...poop

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:47, archived)

SPRAYEDANDUPHOLSTEREDFORSIXHUNDREDNICKERYOUREHAVINGAFUCKINGLAUGH

( MONO!, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:08, archived)

stick it all on black

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:38, archived)

Racist

( MONO!, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:08, archived)

I would visit people. People who would bake me cakes and feed me gin. That's what I would do.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:38, archived)

I HAVE CAKE AND GIN.
Except ladypig made the cake, and have no tonic, only bitter lemon.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:39, archived)

There are worst things in life than gin and bitter lemon.
I had to have gin with white wine the other night as we'd run out of mixers. I thought that as it was lower alcohol than the gin it would be an okay substitute. I was good dancing fuel at least but not much better.
( TFD is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:14, archived)

Gin and juice is the way forward.

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:15, archived)

What sort of juice?
Gin and apple is pretty lush.
( TFD is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:18, archived)

Apple is first choice,
then cranberry.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:23, archived)

i had 4 tins of gin and tonic saturday at the footy, how decadent is that

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:52, archived)

Tins of?
WITCHCRAFT!!!
( MONO!, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:15, archived)

sneaked them in, crafty aint i

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:21, archived)

This is a GREAT idea.
After I've finished my PhD proposal I will have more free time for ace stuff like this.
( TFD is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:12, archived)

Sew 20-pound notes it into a new skin for a boxing glove
and then punch poor people in the face with it
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:06, archived)

Winnar.

( TFD is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:16, archived)

How about you take me somewhere nice, you never take me anywhere nice anymore. I feel like sometimes you're not even trying, I just feel, I just think, I...i.... I feel Fat and Ugly, furry. Fat and Ugly.
I remember the days when you would laugh at my awquard attempts to seduce you, hell, I like to think maybe once or twice you considered taking me up on my offer to let you use my face like a bikeseat.

But no, not anymore, I bet you don't even think of me when going down the cake isle in ASDA, those beedy eyes of a £4.99 chocolate catapilla cake staring up at you like not only a long lost friend, but a long lost lover.

I know I've put on a few pounds in the last few years, but remember I can always trim my jewpubes... but I won't wait forever, eventually someone will see me for who I am, a one man filth machine, and it'll be too late. Unless you wanted to join in. In which case, it won't ever be too late.
( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:30, archived)

I enjoy the amount of effort you put into your posts.

( MONO!, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:32, archived)

I would hate for her to not sit on my face like a symbian on account of me not putting the groundwork in

( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:07, archived)