alright
feel free to tell or ask me anything, i'm listening
( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 21:31, archived)

alright
How would you make the world a better place, if you were so inclined?
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 21:32, archived)

beyond my remit that, sorry, no offence

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 21:33, archived)

Hey, the world is everyone's remit.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 21:38, archived)

not mine mate, dont give a fuck

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 21:47, archived)

sadtimes
:(
(misusscompiler I once ate a whole porpoise, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 23:01, archived)

if you are having planet problems i feel bad for you son, i got 88 problems but an earth aint one

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 23:06, archived)

what does snorting cocaine feel like?
spotify:track:6RZsujzIIc39WVeleynhch (Speedway (Theme From Fastlane) (Remastered) by Prodigy)
( (|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Mon 27 Feb 2012, 21:33, archived)

it feels like inhaling really hard via one nostril

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 21:35, archived)

what are the effects of the cocaine that you snort?
are you then invisible?
spotify:track:6RZsujzIIc39WVeleynhch (Speedway (Theme From Fastlane) (Remastered) by Prodigy)
( (|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Mon 27 Feb 2012, 21:36, archived)

dek you always come across as plod, are you law? you act like it

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 21:43, archived)

yes
spotify:track:1qHKYuAeVf0XISmgwaacHf (No Good (Start The Dance) (Remastered) by Prodigy)
( (|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Mon 27 Feb 2012, 21:47, archived)

fair do's, jobs a job aint it, mind you all coppers are cunts, tru fact that

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 21:48, archived)

well, i'm CID so we get to do what we like
thanks though
( (|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Mon 27 Feb 2012, 21:49, archived)

^i'm quite sure no one believes that
spotify:track:1qHKYuAeVf0XISmgwaacHf (No Good (Start The Dance) (Remastered) by Prodigy)
( (|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Mon 27 Feb 2012, 21:53, archived)

i am certain nobody of any note on this forum would give a fuck

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 21:57, archived)

Robert Duvall wood care
spotify:track:2lURabNLlM19l6zerXtSqs (One Love (Edit) (Remastered) by Prodigy)
( (|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Mon 27 Feb 2012, 21:57, archived)

dude, he dont post here no more, everyone leaves, no new people join, place is c4mbodia

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 22:00, archived)

freeze
spotify:track:5g78xFVuCCyVygnMIIiUSx (On To The Next One [Jay-Z + Swizz Beatz] - Explicit Album Version by JAY-Z)

youtu.be/WM1RChZk1EU

that Jay Z/Kanye album is fucking good btw
( (|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Mon 27 Feb 2012, 22:01, archived)

it is a good album, even with that la roux chef bird is ok

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 22:10, archived)

DOPE BOYS IN THE BILL DING
youtu.be/W85TPepF8Rg

loud version
youtu.be/cDonCf0KQwQ
( (|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Mon 27 Feb 2012, 22:14, archived)

right, listen up dek, i clicked on that and i got an advert for that wanna be gangster never came from compton cracker lovin motherfucker dre,
MODDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 22:17, archived)

right im off
youtu.be/fkq4V5TpMYw
( (|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Mon 27 Feb 2012, 22:25, archived)

Bee Syde
youtu.be/kl6jwab3HWk

better version
spotify:track:1ElpfhmOHpn2UNkhJazFvd (Da Mystery Of Chessboxin' by Wu-Tang Clan)
( (|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Mon 27 Feb 2012, 22:41, archived)

SEASIDE
spotify:track:3XOd9djkuIup4jtZw5qDmE (Shorty Wanna Ride by Young Buck)




youtu.be/VfO8HML8-kc
( (|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Mon 27 Feb 2012, 22:53, archived)

ONTOTHENEXTONE


fREEZE



youtu.be/WM1RChZk1EU
( (|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Mon 27 Feb 2012, 23:13, archived)

What, in your opinion, is the finest hip-hop recording from the period 1980-1992?

( Amorous Badger : One of our most popular models., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 21:36, archived)

the album 'it takes a nation of millions to hold us back' by public enemy, i love many others, but i'd say that pips them all for the message and the fuss, the lyrics and the samples, the whole album is so strong it is scary

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 21:42, archived)

Too black, too strong.

( Amorous Badger : One of our most popular models., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 21:53, archived)

this song changed me i think tho, i saw what samples could really do, the boundries were and are endless, proper tough niggas too
www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7t8eoA_1jQ
( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 21:59, archived)

god i apologise for that video, that has been re done, awful video, song still stands tho, i'll look for a tv recording of the origional
and doug e fresh on totps www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzcdHpQvH5o
( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 22:06, archived)

Sweet.

( Amorous Badger : One of our most popular models., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 22:09, archived)

alright mongy, what is the best vin diesel film?

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 21:44, archived)

sweet as mate, and that is a trick question, vin has never made a bad film

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 21:47, archived)

quite right mongy, well spotted.

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 21:49, archived)

You're in trouble for trying to mug off mongy now
Shit's going to go down
( magnum, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 21:53, archived)

I was trying to act like billy big baws and now I look like a fool :'(

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 21:54, archived)

Now you're Timmy Tiny Testes

( magnum, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 21:55, archived)

frankie nae baws, that's me :'(

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 22:00, archived)

He's been converted to lpg :(

( magnum, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 21:52, archived)

Do you like Bob Dylan mongy?
I'm just listening to Hurricane. I haven't heard it before, I'm enjoying it enough as to when it finishes I'll listen to it again
( magnum, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 21:50, archived)

i aint got a thang for dylan, aint dissing his shit, just dont do me at the mment, i have dallied with him in the past

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 21:56, archived)

np
Natural Born Killaz has just popped up on itunes. Good times.
( magnum, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 21:58, archived)

I hate Bob Dylan's whiny voice

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 22:44, archived)

alright
what's one of your 99 problems?
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 21:54, archived)

dunno about that, but i will tell you this, a bitch aint one

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 22:15, archived)

alright mongy, I could tell you a thing or two, maybe even more, maybe about up to like twelve things, yeah so there you go

( vladimir, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 22:04, archived)

do you know any interesting facts about cows?

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 22:10, archived)

yes
my interesting fact about cows, is my list has no interesting facts about cows in itERROR! circular reference!
( vladimir, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 22:15, archived)

a cow says moo.

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 22:16, archived)

a ghost says boo

( vladimir, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 22:17, archived)

what is a ghostly cow to do

( vladimir, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 22:17, archived)

take part in some forum childrens poetry night?

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 22:19, archived)

:(((((((((((((((((((((

( vladimir, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 22:20, archived)

1.) awkward is the only word spelt 'awkward'
2.) if a tree falls down in a forest and there is nobody there, no health and safety risk assessment needs to be completed, get in
3.) oranges are not the only fruit that rhyme with oranges, satsumas rhyme with them too
4.) the first legal tender was chocolate money, paper and metal money were later developments
5.) there are no tube stations that are anagrams of 'tickle an angry penguin with a long feather'
6.) six is approximately halfway to twelve
7.) adding some form of alcohol to a hot drink is often a good idea
8.) did you notice how my train of thought went from oranges to chocolate money at points 3 to 4, there are 309 days to go to christmas this year
9.) the alright thread is the first talk institution that has literally no enemies, it's a breakthrough
10.) romans liked decimals, they also paid everybody in salt, pepper, rosemary, and chinese five spice, this is why their empire eventually collapsed
11.) sometimes when you've nearly finished something it seems like you'll never make it, I am sure you can think of plenty of situations in which this is applicable
12.) a baker's dozen arose as a phrase because bakers are unable to count, and they are terrible employees, always asking for a rise, hahahahahahaha
( vladimir, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 22:13, archived)

then tell me 12 things then you big fucking 12 fucking thing tease

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 22:14, archived)

please see above

( vladimir, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 22:15, archived)

shant, you owe me 12!, up to you

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 22:18, archived)

1.) I
2.) don't
3.) think
4.) that's
5.) very
6.) fair
7.) frankly
8.) I'm
9.) leavin
10.) 4
11.) ev
12.) arrr
( vladimir, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 22:20, archived)

my thread, i make the rules, if you dont like it start your own theread, you still owe me twelve tho, just saying

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 22:24, archived)

I got my new PC up and running this weekend.
It's so much faster than the old one.
I have HDMI output now, which apparently is good.

I also went to a club. It was good.
(misusscompiler I once ate a whole porpoise, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 22:46, archived)

smashing

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 23:00, archived)

I enjoyed every aspect of the items mentioned

(misusscompiler I once ate a whole porpoise, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 23:07, archived)

Did you know that lobsters can potentially live forever?
Their metabolisms never slow, so barring disease or me eating them, they can live forever.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 22:47, archived)

If someone else eats them will they still live forever? Because that seems cruel

(misusscompiler I once ate a whole porpoise, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 22:54, archived)

I'd hope not
a live lobster in your stomach would be unpleasant
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 22:59, archived)

The film Alien springs to mind

(misusscompiler I once ate a whole porpoise, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 23:01, archived)

the Santa clause with Tim alien?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 23:46, archived)

i just lost :(

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 23:11, archived)

how many hats do you own?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 23:09, archived)

none

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 23:16, archived)

then how did you get your nickname?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 23:16, archived)

i dont have a nickname

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 23:20, archived)

does that mean it's based on your real name, Dave Theat?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 23:22, archived)