stuj. listen to me.
the fuckwits in stanley airlifted one of our filipinos out to brize on saturday AND THEN LOST HIM. how does this even happen?
( janet aylia living la vida loony, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:55, archived)

Easily enough.
He's probably working as a cleaner here right now. In fact that might be him pushing the hoover round in the corridor outside my office.
I've just checked, it wasn't.
Not unless he's become a LOVELY Nepalese woman in the meantime.
:D
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:58, archived)

can you ask if she has ever had her appendix removed in las malvinas?

( janet aylia living la vida loony, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:10, archived)

If you mispronounce Falkland Islands like that again I'm going to give you such a spanking young lady.
:(
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:13, archived)

I always thought las malvinas sounded like a hispanic pop group.

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:20, archived)

eyyyy, las malvinas!!!
*does a 180 degree jump*
( janet aylia living la vida loony, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:30, archived)