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The Count from Sesame Street
Should be used when delivering jail sentences to prisoners, he could count each year making it entertaining to the jury. ...16, 17, 18! 18 Years in Prison! A-HA-HA...
(, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 11:32, archived)
go and peddle this shit on off topic

(, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 11:40, archived)
GPs could use a cookie monster hand puppet when advising their overweight patients

(, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 11:41, archived)

i'm assuming sesame street is still going, if not all the characters will be out of work, this helps everyone...
(, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 11:42, archived)
sadly it was axed in 1992, this tribute site is contructed and maintained by die-hard fans
www.sesamestreet.org/
(, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 11:44, archived)
richard pryor at his finest on sesame street
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJh_EUrEAZg
(, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 11:45, archived)
arf

(, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 11:47, archived)
arf indeed.
is till expect him to throw a 'motherfucker' in somewhere though...
(, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 11:48, archived)
you need to google sesame street: the outtakes

(, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 11:49, archived)

comedy gold! (it says here?)
(, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 11:52, archived)
Did you know that the Palestinian version of Sesame Street had no Oscar The Grouch Vlady?
This was because the Palestinan producers said, and I quote "Palestine is already surrounded by grouches".
(, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 13:13, archived)
alright Stuj.
me before reading this post = did not know this
me after reading this post = I know this
top result!
(, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 14:11, archived)
That would undercut the severity of the moment and make a mockery of what is a very serious matter
I doubt that this will receive the vote of the Law Lords
(, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 11:42, archived)

i hadn't thought of it that way... I now see the error of my ways.
(, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 11:43, archived)

actually, if it was a clown that had pied someone to death, surely this is how he would love to be sentenced?
(, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 11:47, archived)
I think you know what kind of van he'd like to be driven off to prison in, too

(, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 11:48, archived)
[points to nose with one hand and points at vladimir with the other]
aaaaaa!
(, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 11:49, archived)
Alright scumbags.

(, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 11:54, archived)

sorry.
(, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 11:57, archived)
utol do you work with pc's and software, i have a virus issue

(, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 12:59, archived)
Hello The LOVELY UToL.

(, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 13:18, archived)
That is, without doubt, the most contrived and pointless "joke" I've heard all week
No offence
(, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 12:18, archived)
Now delete this post
Go on
(, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 12:49, archived)
Do it

(, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 13:00, archived)
theo do you understand pc virus?

(, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 13:01, archived)
who would work the puppet?

(, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 12:51, archived)
Why the clerk of the court of course.
Didn't you know that she rigs everything from the start?
(, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 12:54, archived)
Hello baldmonkey.

(, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 13:04, archived)