Puns only. Topic is: Eurasia
Ural required to post one.
( I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 4:17, archived)

ural mongol.

( janet aylia living la vida loony, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 4:25, archived)

I'd love to
But I'm pretty thai'd up at the moment.
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 4:26, archived)

No,
I'm Hawaii.


Edit: Are we still taking Blind Date questions or has that phase passed?
( The Togaboy The world will end on, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 4:32, archived)

I don't know about Eurasia...
But myasia is pretty neat this morning....30 degrees, sunny, breakfast by the pool and a whole heap off fuck all to worry about. Winner!
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 4:34, archived)

I hope Jason voorhees is your pool boy.

( janet aylia living la vida loony, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 5:25, archived)

Nah, he's a fifty year old Indonesian guy who has a permanent cretek hanging out his mouth
And a club foot....
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 5:27, archived)

are you really in Jakarta?
if so, can you tell my manning agents to sort the marlins test the fuck out?
( janet aylia living la vida loony, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 5:35, archived)

You're obviously not paying enough bung money.
And yes, I am really in Jakarta
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 5:39, archived)

we pay fabulously.
we are obviously not under-cutting the going rate for someone taking an english test on behalf of some poor bastard who gets on board and can't cope.
( janet aylia living la vida loony, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 5:44, archived)

I speak English good
fine coping. Bastard maybe.
( mr horrible prick wanker, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 5:46, archived)

COPING BASTARD.

( janet aylia living la vida loony, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 6:00, archived)

No, I mean that you are not giving the agent enough....
He has a shitload of bribes to pay to expedite anything in this country!
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 5:48, archived)

very much aware of that but we have to be seen to rise above.
doesn't help the people who want to work for us and get ahead. oh, indonesia :(
( janet aylia living la vida loony, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 5:59, archived)

Know what you mean....
The Indonesian Chamber of Commerce this week stated that businesses should budget for 17% of their operating costs to be used for illegal financial transactions. We are not allowed to indulge in this and off course, our business suffers.
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 6:02, archived)

17%??
hello, government!
( janet aylia living la vida loony, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 6:08, archived)

Endemic...
Even the kids are at it, it's the only way of life for many here.
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 6:09, archived)

Ural gay.

( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 7:41, archived)