But enough about that faggot, seen any good films lately?

( JackAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 13:47, archived)

alright britney
I saw this the other day, was gently amusing
( broadsword, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 13:53, archived)

alright broadsword
Good stuff.
( JackAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 14:02, archived)

Expert trolling in the Mail today.
www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-2129340/Gay-cure-bus-advert-Homosexuality-IS-departure-norm.html
( Amorous Badger : One of our most popular models., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 14:20, archived)

'Abstaining from sex for moral reasons is tantamount to heroism'
I thought I was just a sad fucker who couldn't get my end away, turns out I'm Superman
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 14:25, archived)

the most read online paper for this very reason, and you are helping its cause, good for you badger

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 14:29, archived)

I think it's pretty obvious that Alexander Boot loves cock.

( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 14:33, archived)

boot you say, boot? eh? eh? boot?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Boot
( vladimir, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 15:11, archived)

i've seen that
it's shit
( mictoboy page 4, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 15:32, archived)

'Noon Jaction.
Not really, got given the box set of that Game Of Thrones thing.
I'm not getting into it to be honest.
EDIT although I did like the little wolves.
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 13:54, archived)

not even the dwarf?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 13:59, archived)

Yeah, the dwarf's ok.

( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 14:00, archived)

he gets much better

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 14:02, archived)

alright stuj
Give it time, it grows on you.
( JackAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 14:02, archived)

I'll be watching the third disc tonight.
I'm hoping that spicy rum will make it better.
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 14:06, archived)

No penguins
stuj ain't bovvered
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 14:09, archived)

Wolves are cool though Theo.

( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 14:27, archived)

DIRE wolves bro
DIRE
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 14:48, archived)

THEY'RE NOT THAT BAD LOL

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 15:08, archived)

I went to see the hunger games, it was alrightish

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 14:00, archived)

alright glueid saeed
I've heard good things about it, I've also heard that it's basically Twilight Battle Royale.
( JackAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 14:03, archived)

yes that would sum up my feelings on it, but an alrightish twilight battle royale not a terrible one

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 14:05, archived)

Is it better than BATTELLA ROYARU 2?

( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 14:09, archived)

I quite enjoyed Battle Royale 2: Battle Royale Harder.

( JackAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 14:10, archived)

I preferred battle royale 2: this time it's battle royalsonal

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 14:19, archived)

It was much better than Battle Royale 2: Electric Battleoo.

( JackAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 14:39, archived)

Despite the glaringly obvious plot holes in that film, I STILL love the fact that they got a teacher even MORE BUG-FUCK MENTAL than Beat Takeshi.
:D
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 14:37, archived)

I watched the Social Network the other night
I really enjoyed it. Theoban out of 10
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 14:08, archived)

alright theoban
Yeah, it was a better film than I thought it would be.
( JackAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 14:09, archived)

I like Sorkin's stuff so I thought I'd give it a whirl
Just finished the West Wing so hankered for more
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 14:10, archived)

Andrew Garfield is a strange actor.

( JackAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 14:11, archived)

He looks like he stole his hair from an older, bigger headed boy

( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 14:12, archived)

He can't seem to display any emotions.

( JackAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 14:13, archived)

I think he does floppy haired bewilderment alright
But that's about it. Spider-man'll be shit anyway
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 14:16, archived)

They should've gone for Donald Glover.

( JackAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 14:17, archived)

Yeah, he'd be pretty much perfect for the role
They've never had anyone cocky enough, shit white nerds all the way
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 14:18, archived)

They should have gone for danny glover.

*spider sense*
I'm too old for this shit
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 14:20, archived)

Nah Jaction.
Glover Pleasance.
Now that would be a superhero film I'd pay to watch.
:D
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 14:35, archived)

Glover Sutherland
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 15:33, archived)

Every single comedy from the last ten years has been shit
I can't find a single humorous modern film
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 14:59, archived)

alright grrrmachine
What about In The Loop?
( JackAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 15:01, archived)

I will explore it, Jaction
but if it's not funny so fucking help me I am going to make you suffer
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 15:04, archived)

Very Bad Things, Churchill The Hollywood Years, Dead Snow.
AICMFP.
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 15:03, archived)

Very bad things was shit
and is more than ten years old
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 15:05, archived)

Oh Grrry.
So WRONG.
A quick check finds you're right about the age, but still WRONG.
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 15:06, archived)

You just a thing for Christian Slater
I bet you imagine you're Tom Cruise, nibbling his neck affectionately at the end of Interview With a Vampire
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 15:16, archived)

Nah, I just think that when he's allowed MASSIVE DRUGS he can turn in a decent comedy performance.
And I notice that you're keeping SHAMEFULLY QUIET about Dead Snow.
Oh yes.
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 15:19, archived)

( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 15:22, archived)

Yeah, that's right.
Hang your head in SHAME you lowly dogeyes Stupid Hat.
Also, shouldn't you be breaking out the vodka to celebrate Poland's founding day?
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 15:24, archived)

The day that Slavic slumdog went back on his Pagan roots and kissed the ring of the weasel christian?
Fuck that.
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 15:33, archived)

:D
Now that's the Grrry we know and love.
:D
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 16:06, archived)

Sex and the City 2

( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 15:06, archived)

somebody hasn't watched turner and hooch this week

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 15:07, archived)

At the end one of the litter is a competely different breed to the other dogs
That's comedy genius!
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 15:08, archived)

the boy in the striped pajamas is funny

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 15:12, archived)

four lions was ok

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 15:13, archived)

i enjoyed tropic thunder

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 15:20, archived)

tropic thunder is unwatchable

( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 15:22, archived)

get a new copy then

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 15:37, archived)

SUCK MAH UNIT.

( Colonel Boris Back from Australia to save b3ta, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 15:32, archived)