Haha, the police siege at Tottenham Court Road is apparently centred on the Huffington Post's UK office.
I wonder if a certain former /talker is demanding at bombpoint to be taken seriously as a stand-up comic...

twitpic.com/9ebvv7
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:51, archived)

FINE.
FUCK YOU.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:52, archived)

you deleted the perforated eel thread :'(
it took me ages to write my reply.
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:55, archived)

This will be remembered when we have a new Nuremburg trial for Crimes Against Internets.

( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:56, archived)

I hope his fat fucking ballbag explodes.
the fucking cuntfaced fat ballbag shithead.
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:57, archived)

soz
i've calmed down and stopped dragging icons out of Windows 7
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:37, archived)

Its eel bat.

(Drimble An open communiqué to certain members of b3ta., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:59, archived)

on ilkely moor?

( janet aylia living la vida loony, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:12, archived)

no that's the perforated eel

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:39, archived)

You massive thread-deleted ballbag.
I was being all nice and replying to you and stuff and ERRYTHING.
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:55, archived)

Oh man.
I feel so stupid. Soz ev1
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:37, archived)

in the words of marvin gaye
whats happening?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:56, archived)

In the words of Fats Domino
Don't mess with my toot toot
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:59, archived)

can i get a beep-beep?
from my head to my fro, walking out of the dough
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:59, archived)

In the words of Benny Benassi
ba-dah-le-dayho
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:02, archived)

in the words of benny hill
yadadadadadadadadadickydada *slaps a little bald man on the head*
( janet aylia living la vida loony, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:41, archived)

a bloke with a flamethrower has gone mad and hammered rusty nails through his granny's prolapsed cervix
Friz is trying to talk him down by waving his dead baby around but no one can see because of his fat stupid face and repellent personality
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:59, archived)

did you hear about that on the grapevine?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:00, archived)

I heard the bloke's got a flamethrower

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:56, archived)

i want to taek this moment
and make a last forever
cos your more beutiful than i as ever seen
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:38, archived)

I'm gonna take this thread
and call it evergreeeeeeeeeeeeeeen
( janet aylia living la vida loony, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:43, archived)

I wish Friz was dead

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:56, archived)

He may well soon be.

( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:59, archived)

oh boy!

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:00, archived)

"But then the police arrived and started telling everyone 'This is serious, this is for your own safety. He has got gas'."
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/tottenham-court-road-evacuated-in-hostage-situation-7684785.html

Now that is some serious indigestion!
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:06, archived)

s'ok, he'll have plenty of gripe water left over
because, y'know, his baby is dead
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:08, archived)

Good point.

( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:15, archived)

last time I posted a dead baby lolz
he replied on twitter saying something like 'oh Declan'. I dun a lol and e wer obviusleh on ere lurkin lol
( fatpoof, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:09, archived)

i've cum to the conclusion it was a bullshit what he dun.
facts
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:10, archived)

when I threatened to blow myself up, the police wouldn't take me seriously, despite the fact that I was holding a bicycle pump
now that's stand-up
( cumquat may because you're mine, I walk the lino, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:58, archived)

hahahaha
fuck
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:08, archived)

oh god a fifty year old man.
his wife is going to be FURIOUS when he's late for tea tonight
( janet aylia living la vida loony, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:09, archived)

I've never read huffpost
I always sort of wrongly assumed it was like the onion,
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:28, archived)

it's way much more smugger.FACT.

( janet aylia living la vida loony, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:44, archived)

Huff Post Exec is live tweeting from the scene
https://twitter.com/#!/hullstephen

"He failed a training course and wanted his money back."
He had gas canisters strapped to himself, hostages and treatened people with a blowtorch. Seems there are no hostages anymore.

To be honest, it had started out amusing with just the story of someone throwing shit out the window, but more details show it's actually a lot more scarier.

LIKE FRIZ OR SOMETHING LOL LOL LOL HILOLRIOUS LOL
( Eddache, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:31, archived)

There are now snipers at the scene.
LOL LOL DEAD BABY LOL Am I doing this right?
( Eddache, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:34, archived)

He's been arrested.

( Eddache, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:10, archived)

He threated people with a blowtorch?
That's an odd choice of weapon
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:43, archived)

Doesn't have much range, does it?

( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:44, archived)

"Now hold still while I burn you horribly!"

( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:44, archived)

I reckon it'd do.
If you're holding a small office, like.
And didn't actually want to kill anyone.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:50, archived)

Oh, it's dangerous, no question
It's just a bit strange. In terms of damage/close range, a knife is much less cumbersome. What if it goes out? Bit embarassing having to re-light it
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:56, archived)

It's got style though.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:57, archived)

It does have a certain panache, it's true
He'll be remembered for this, there's no doubt about it
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:58, archived)

he's totes going to caramelise them
TO DEATH.
( janet aylia living la vida loony, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:45, archived)

Nyom nyom nyom

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:50, archived)

Like a DEADLY creme brulee

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:57, archived)

The laser gun is probably in the shop

( Eddache, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:50, archived)

What shop?

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:59, archived)

The laser gun shop
Keep up Hatty
( Eddache, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:03, archived)

Oh
That shop. Right, I'm with you now.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:05, archived)

When i heard this in the car
I let out a rather loud 'gwwwwwwwaaaaaaan son!'.

I stand by this.
(Gormo is the reason why paradise lost, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:44, archived)

yeah
maybe this'll start a spate of people finally getting up from their office desks and throwing a fucking chair out of the window
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:54, archived)

And terrifying ones co-workers
But then I imagine you've been there many times
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:57, archived)

ONCE.
Just once. Shut your face.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:09, archived)

FINE

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:21, archived)

I like the way a middle-aged man with stress problems has proved more entertaining
than anything the Huffington Post has ever done
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:54, archived)

You certainly have.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:56, archived)

I won't be middle-aged for at least a month yet :(

( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:02, archived)

I said you were amusing.
I was nice.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:06, archived)

tee hee!

( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:03, archived)

I feel compelled to go point at a chicken now,.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:07, archived)

Oh, man old skool.
Can we ENVOLVE again, just for old time's sake? Maybe even a little "We are the lobster people"?
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:09, archived)

Tell you what, after rob posts the shitty news letter we'll push it down the board with an envolve thread.
IMMEDIATELY afterwards.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:11, archived)

YES!

( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:13, archived)

Or maybe an ENVOLVE thread each.
All at once.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:13, archived)

just a case of bad wind according to the Guardian
i.imgur.com/I7iuj.png
www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/apr/27/tottenham-court-road-police-alert
(UTB, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:56, archived)

Lovely
Especially leaving that line to the very end.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:06, archived)

Do keep up.
b3ta.com/talk/7488279
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:08, archived)

I love curry and sex. So I've bought my wife a tikka-boo bra.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:10, archived)

I love lingerie and gravy
so I bought my missus some beef stockings
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:14, archived)

FUCK YEAH!
I love traditional english pies and lingerie so i bought some cornish panties
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:18, archived)

If I was hungrier I'd have had a three corset dinner

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:18, archived)

Baldmonkey buys his wife edible underwear:
www.explosm.net/comics/2775/
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:32, archived)