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what about working in iceland?

(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:58, archived)
nah, too cold

(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:59, archived)
fuck off goldilocks

(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:00, archived)
Would you have to fuck Kerry Katona?

(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:59, archived)
she's already fucked, look at her
fucking cokehead
(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:00, archived)
I'm taking that as a "no" then.
And for that reason, I'm out.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:01, archived)
might be your only employment option once the MoD cuts kick in
sadtimes stuj :(
(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:02, archived)
tbh The LOVELY speshulknees I'm hoping to get laid off in the next round of redundancies.
I've had enough of this bullshit now, let the cunts get it over with.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:04, archived)
steal some weaponry and go out in a blaze of glory
or steal a helicopter and go out in a helicopter
(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:05, archived)
or steal a backward glance and think how better your life would of been if you'd never met her, never caught her gaze, that introduction had never began, a life ruined or maybe more than one, although the kids dont see this, or we tell ourselves they dont

(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:07, archived)
bit dark that mongy

(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:09, archived)
dark, like when the light goes out on love, or the wick finally flickers out on life, why should you regret your choices? but choices made dark by the actions, reactions , you stole the moment and she steals your heart, and that is why you still look back

(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:15, archived)
save that shit for the samaritans, no offence
08457 909090
(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:19, archived)
i've worked for them for 6 years now, but who samaritans the samaritans?

(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:20, archived)
dunno, dignitas?

(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:21, archived)
that it is clearly not you, thanks for your time tho, what it was worth, which was fuck all, thems the breaks, then

(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:24, archived)
oh come on, you clearly want to kill yourself, I was trying to be helpful

(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:26, archived)
that would be a mortal sin, how fucking dare you

(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:31, archived)
You know
at certain points in her career if she came up to me and said "hey mags, fancy a go?" I'd say "yeah, why not"
(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:04, archived)
not a bad idea, you'd probably get a 6 page spread in OK magazine out of it

(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:06, archived)
all prawn ring for tea, all the time

(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:00, archived)