Would you have to fuck Kerry Katona?

( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:59, archived)

she's already fucked, look at her
fucking cokehead
( spesh, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:00, archived)

I'm taking that as a "no" then.
And for that reason, I'm out.
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:01, archived)

might be your only employment option once the MoD cuts kick in
sadtimes stuj :(
( spesh, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:02, archived)

tbh The LOVELY speshulknees I'm hoping to get laid off in the next round of redundancies.
I've had enough of this bullshit now, let the cunts get it over with.
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:04, archived)

steal some weaponry and go out in a blaze of glory
or steal a helicopter and go out in a helicopter
( spesh, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:05, archived)

or steal a backward glance and think how better your life would of been if you'd never met her, never caught her gaze, that introduction had never began, a life ruined or maybe more than one, although the kids dont see this, or we tell ourselves they dont

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:07, archived)

bit dark that mongy

( spesh, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:09, archived)

dark, like when the light goes out on love, or the wick finally flickers out on life, why should you regret your choices? but choices made dark by the actions, reactions , you stole the moment and she steals your heart, and that is why you still look back

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:15, archived)

save that shit for the samaritans, no offence
08457 909090
( spesh, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:19, archived)

i've worked for them for 6 years now, but who samaritans the samaritans?

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:20, archived)

dunno, dignitas?

( spesh, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:21, archived)

that it is clearly not you, thanks for your time tho, what it was worth, which was fuck all, thems the breaks, then

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:24, archived)

oh come on, you clearly want to kill yourself, I was trying to be helpful

( spesh, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:26, archived)

that would be a mortal sin, how fucking dare you

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:31, archived)

You know
at certain points in her career if she came up to me and said "hey mags, fancy a go?" I'd say "yeah, why not"
( magnum, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:04, archived)

not a bad idea, you'd probably get a 6 page spread in OK magazine out of it

( spesh, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:06, archived)