Bored of that now
If you like it then you should'a put your peen in socket.
(Gazelle Wasn't here on, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 22:30, archived)

i just made myself lol
i was looking up chicken chasseur, found this link, www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/3453/quick-chicken-chasseur
read few of the comments, and a box popped up, asking how to improve the site, and i put 'foood', i'm still happy, i am mashed mind
( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 22:36, archived)

The wwwwwwwelsh
bbc news page asked me the same survey question three times.
"What brought you here?"
I gave it straight, a man must know of local chicken thieves and rampaging zombie sheep.
EDIT: That recipe is far too technical with all its splashing and tipping antics.
(Gazelle Wasn't here on, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 22:45, archived)

i was looking it up as i didn't even know what it was, i was gonna do a chicken massuer/chasseur gag for /bored, cant be fucked now

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 22:50, archived)

I would say
deep fry the cunt! But I'm on a healthy eating mission.
(Gazelle Wasn't here on, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 22:52, archived)

i'm on a seafood diet

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 22:55, archived)

You don't even like fish you cunt.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 28 Apr 2012, 23:12, archived)

i love fish, how could you say that? sadtimes

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 23:16, archived)

I went for a cig at my porch
And saw a massive fucking blob of an animal, i assumed it was baldmonkey a badger or the fox i saw earlier. It murmurmed and growlmumed and went "GRaWrAwrmmmmARGGGG...Gr......GRARGBLHS!" And i really did think "oh fuck, if that's not a badger i better extinguish this fag prompto and run in house" then it went "meow" I think i have a wet patch after laughing so hard at a wild cat losing all grip on any surface beneath it and head-ramming a pile of bricks.
(Gazelle Wasn't here on, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 23:14, archived)

daw, i wuv kittys

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 23:30, archived)

^ FP THIS NAO

(Gazelle Wasn't here on, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 23:36, archived)

oh god
took me a minute to recover from the lols there.
(Chunty Cops my odometer reads, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 8:50, archived)

do you only eat food beginning with sea?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 23:14, archived)

possibly, who wants to know? you aint seafood sally are you? i said i'd pay in 2 weeks

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 23:17, archived)

how am I supposed to budget for cockles with this sort of attitude

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 23:39, archived)

look. two weeks, i'm good for it, any chance of some winkles tomorrow tho, on the slate, even half a pint will do, pls

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 23:45, archived)

ok ok I guess but you'll need to find someway to 'pay'
you should try some of these Hebridean Peat Smoked Scallops, I'll give you an first time discount. They're some premo dank
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 0:10, archived)

you cant 'stir through the parsley' either, parsley is a solid aint it, i could be wrong, i'm no chef

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 22:54, archived)

you want a parsley hammer mate, get it into a paste first

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 23:00, archived)

i thought parsley was just a garnish on fish or summat :(

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 23:06, archived)

parsley's a lion

( spesh, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 23:10, archived)

man, how the shit do i stir through a lion? this foood thing is mental, i'm glad i dont care about it

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 23:13, archived)

how do you get it to stay on the hook?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 23:12, archived)

ooh new thread time

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 23:15, archived)

off da hook

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 23:37, archived)

you gots da lines

(Gazelle Wasn't here on, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 23:39, archived)

focaccia!
I'm sorry, what was the question again?
( cumquat may because you're mine, I walk the lino, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 22:40, archived)

It's
Name that bread bukkake movie
(Gazelle Wasn't here on, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 22:49, archived)