I love scotch egg bars
the ones by Ginsters? Om nom nom nom. Best garage food.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 3 May 2012, 9:03, archived)

Yeah.
I wasn't impressed myself.
I like pizza with baked beans and you put the baked beans on top of the pizza and let it go cold before you eat it.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 3 May 2012, 9:05, archived)

does Bou still post here?
I ate some lettuce once, fuck lettuce
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 3 May 2012, 9:10, archived)

yeah
as janet
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 3 May 2012, 9:10, archived)

oh man
I said a PROPERLY funny cruel thing about her ovaries once
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 3 May 2012, 9:12, archived)

Women have ovaries.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 3 May 2012, 9:22, archived)

I might phone a cake shop and ask them to make me a marzipan uterus with Malteser ovaries

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 3 May 2012, 9:33, archived)

the Malteser Ovaries would be a great band name

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 3 May 2012, 9:33, archived)

I'll probably steal that.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:30, archived)

I prefer Marzipan Uterus and the Malteser Ovaries though.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:58, archived)

no wai
they do one called a Ginsters Brunch Bar which is like a billion times better than the scotch egg bar, it's like sausagey breadcrumby stuffed with coleslaw and if I was like 10% less lazy I'd walk to the Texaco and buy one right now maybe if I hadn't just had breakfast and yeah, fat ugly people should be shot twice in the back of the head and the levellers are shit
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 3 May 2012, 9:08, archived)

i like the southern fried chicken and coleslaw sandwiches that tesco do

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 3 May 2012, 9:10, archived)

you like putting your tongue up a dog's bottom

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 3 May 2012, 9:13, archived)

my parrot's eating pasta right now, go Momo

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 3 May 2012, 9:14, archived)

squawk give me some trill you tight prick SQUAWK

(bollocks parrot squawk squawk squawk, Thu 3 May 2012, 9:22, archived)

no, you just throw that seed shit all over the cunting floor
you cunt
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 3 May 2012, 9:27, archived)

squawk I hate you! squawk
squawk YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD squawk
*shits*
(bollocks parrot squawk squawk squawk, Thu 3 May 2012, 9:31, archived)

coleslaw can go fuck itself

( MONO!, Thu 3 May 2012, 9:13, archived)

This is a brave new world

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 3 May 2012, 9:16, archived)

South-south-west, south, south-east, east. ...

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 3 May 2012, 9:21, archived)

fuck. agreeing with gilgamesh right here :(

( janet aylia living la vida loony, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:28, archived)

aaaand screenshot

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:22, archived)