Kelly Brook

( Eddache, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:51, archived)

awesome

( MONO!, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:52, archived)

no that's the perforated eel

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:52, archived)

ealz yo

( MONO!, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:57, archived)

I'd perforate her eel, I don't mind telling you

( Eddache, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:02, archived)

I'd perforate her with *my* eel, if you know what I mean.
And by 'eel' I mean 'penis'.

Not literally perforate, that would be horrible.
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:19, archived)

Phwoar, not 'alf, etc. etc.

( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:08, archived)