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Som that Adele has an album that has outsold Michael Jackson's Thriller
Fuck off with your 'everything's shit' nonsense, what's your favourite album. The one album where you like ALL the tracks.
And don't be all hipster about it either. Prick.

Alt: What was the first record you remember buying or recieving as a gift. I think mine was the soundtrack to Breakdance 2: Electric Boogaloo.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 14:47, archived)
I have a PDF of plans to make a hovercraft.

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 14:47, archived)

plans to make a hove the entire playable territory of World Of Wa
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:01, archived)
that too.
It's fucking huge though
It's like 10 times A0
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:42, archived)
That's that thread done, is it?
Fucking hell.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:09, archived)
120 posts and the thread is dead.

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:10, archived)
Spangolin probably said something about birds.

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:11, archived)
Christ, it's always my fucking fault isn't
Pricks
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:13, archived)
Hey two hats

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:13, archived)
Hey Mono

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:14, archived)
'reet?

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:14, archived)
Spose
Nearly home time innit.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:15, archived)
It's over an hour to go :'(

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:16, archived)
I'm going to leave in about 15 minutes
I'm meeting a prick, and I need to leave myself enough time to get there
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:18, archived)
You're practically next door. How the fuck do you need half an hour?

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:19, archived)
Gotta walk the long way round innit
Also, I'm right in the middle of Langstone. Got to get out of that fucker first.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:20, archived)
stop talking gibberish

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:20, archived)
Fabulous
Now it's raining
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:21, archived)
time to sing.

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:22, archived)
Nice dubs.

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:21, archived)
pervert

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:22, archived)
by "prick" you can only mean me.
you'll never make it in 15minutes
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:19, archived)
Hey boys.
Hey gulls.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:14, archived)
+u

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:15, archived)
seasidesongsftw

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:16, archived)
Superstar Blue Jays

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:16, archived)
Here we crow!

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:17, archived)
Shittest song EVAR.
The original, I mean.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:17, archived)
Well naturally
This ornithological version is clearly fantastic
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:18, archived)
HOO we POE

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:17, archived)
I like gulls.
There were three great black backed gulls on the roof opposite last night.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:14, archived)
They're shit.
Kill them
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:14, archived)
Yeah. I guess so.

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:15, archived)
If I were a bird I'd be a Raven.
They're dead smart
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:16, archived)
Peregrine plis.

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:18, archived)
I said bird, not hobbit.

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:20, archived)
lesbian

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:21, archived)
what of it?

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:21, archived)
I'd be an osprey but I ain't keen on fish.
Anything that goes all fast and that, really.
Maybe a fucking swift.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:23, archived)
bullet train

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:25, archived)
Nah.
It aint a bird is it.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:26, archived)
Penguins are fast as fuck in the water

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:26, archived)
Macaroni Penguins are fast as fuck in bolognese.

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:29, archived)
if i have to be a bird i'm getting to fly
penguins can all fuck off
fucking fish birds.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:29, archived)
They can fly
They choose not to
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:29, archived)
I'd be the Robin

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:19, archived)
Yeah, he's meant to be named after robin hood, you bell end.

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:26, archived)
BULLSHIT

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:26, archived)
look it up dickwad.

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:29, archived)
NO

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:30, archived)
They have difficulty flying
due to their enormous chins.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:30, archived)
LOL!

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:37, archived)
Did you actually count them, you massive spazmohedron?

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:16, archived)
Of course he did

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:17, archived)
Well he has been a mite bored today.
Or so a little birdy told me.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:24, archived)
The signs are there
They're subtle, but they're there
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:25, archived)
A wren?

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:25, archived)
or he minused the post number of the thread from the post number of the latest post.

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:17, archived)
Nice dubs.

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:20, archived)
That would only give a correct sum if no-one had posted in previous threads
since the start of this thread.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:29, archived)
Well then, there's only one way to know what I did for sure;
you're going to have to count all the posts.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:37, archived)
BUT THERE ARE NEW POSTS SINCE THEN
INCLUDING THIS ONE AARRRGHH!!!!
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 17:01, archived)
Natch.

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:20, archived)
+s

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:20, archived)
There's a guy at work who's never seen snatch.
I laughed.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:21, archived)
I assume it was a laugh of envy?

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:21, archived)
Who's ever laughed with envy?

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:37, archived)
I....don't know

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:39, archived)
What, not even YOUR MUM'S????
AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:36, archived)
I'm pretty keen on that free to download one by The Menagerie.

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 14:48, archived)
Is that a real thing?

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 14:50, archived)
yeah
it's somewhere or other on Professor Elemental's website.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 14:52, archived)
Can't find it now.

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 14:53, archived)
It's called Wild Kingdom

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:19, archived)
This one is good too
grooveshark.com/#!/album/Elemental+Vs+Digital+Midgets+Mix/5649914
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:21, archived)
I'll have to listen to that later
My work machine doesn't like it
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:27, archived)
It was available through Prof E's website last year.

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:28, archived)
*goes back to last year*
Wow...this is awesome! Thanks Baldmonkey!
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:29, archived)
You wouldn't like it anyway. You only like gay music.

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:30, archived)
Yes, that's true

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:31, archived)
you fat hom

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:08, archived)
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(, Thu 3 May 2012, 14:50, archived)
probably something by Personality Horse, they rock
or this

edit: even though this thread is about liking ALL the tracks, which I do, I still have a favourite on that album which is Menilmontant, which is the happiest bounciest most wonderful song ever.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 14:55, archived)
Ooh! I fucking love that album.
I dun bought it and everything.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 14:56, archived)
He only had half an arm or some shit, innit

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 14:57, archived)
two fingers
well...on one hand. Normal amount on the other. Still a really skillful guitarist though.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 14:58, archived)
I know, makes you sick doesn't it, I can barely play by comparison and I have still all my fingers

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:02, archived)
Where do you stand on Eddie Lang/Lonnie Johnson?

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:03, archived)
on their BOLLOCKS while wearing stilettos, they like that, the bitches
(I don't know either of them hats, link me up hats)
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:07, archived)
Check it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iPA7oNRr5o
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:23, archived)
who? are we talking about Personality Horse?
(I dun bort it too balders because he is ace. Django I mean, not someone out of PerHorse)
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 14:58, archived)

Django yeah innit
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:01, archived)
It is a LOVELY album but I think Stephane Grapelli should get equal billing

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:03, archived)
i couldn't even tell you the names of the tracks tbh.
i only listens to it.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:22, archived)
I'll have you know that the guitarist from PerHors is brilliant

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:02, archived)
I heard he plays his Gm7 chords a little flat

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:21, archived)
I heard he has bum-chin.

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:22, archived)
I heard his fingers are pnuematic
like the suspension systems you get on them cars in them films
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:29, archived)
i heard that when he strums a double stop he uses his bum chin to hold down seperate strings simutaneously

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:29, archived)
Well how do YOU do it, smart arse?

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:30, archived)
i've got a heron for that

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:30, archived)
Woah

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:37, archived)
I use a heron to stop my tins floating off while I'm busy watching my favourite Gene Tierney film.
Heron-can-weight.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:53, archived)
I have that on cassette
cassette!
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 14:58, archived)
now thats what i call music 4

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 14:58, archived)
Cor
Where they still using the cartoon pig at that point? Can't remember when they stopped doing that.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 14:59, archived)
Fucking hell...it's quite a good one actually
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Now_That%27s_What_I_Call_Music_4_%28UK_series%29
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:00, archived)
have you ever wanted to piss in someone's bumhole?

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 14:59, archived)
Ermmm.....yeah, go on then
I mean, what's the harm?
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:01, archived)
you want to piss in my bumhole?

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:04, archived)
Yes, do you know I believe I do?

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:05, archived)
alright, i'll try to pull it open really wide
i don't want you pissing with me tight around yuor bell cos it'll squirt out all over you
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:08, archived)
All the way through?
The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust - David Bowie
A Night at the Opera - Queen
Yoshime Battles the Pink Robots - Flaming Lips
Lady Killer - Gnarls Barkley (but only because I deleted Body, it's a shit song)
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:04, archived)
and Prince's Hits Vol 2

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:04, archived)
I lie a bit of Prince from time to time
I only really know the singles thought to be honest.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:06, archived)
Same here, that's why I like the Hits ones

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:07, archived)
ooh, and Stereophonics' Just Enough Education To Perform.

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:42, archived)
Interesting
One of mine is a Queen one, albeit the eponymous debut.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:05, archived)
I'm not fond of their early early stuff
it's a bit too fairies and shit for me
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:06, archived)
Ah, fair enough
Although Prophet Song is (IMO) the best thing they've ever done. Never get bored of that tune.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:22, archived)
it's a bit proggy
but I'll allow it. See also: Brighton Rock.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:24, archived)
Yes indeed
The live version is pretty good on Live Killers. But it helps if you like guitar solos :)
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:28, archived)
I have that album, had it on tape
it's a really good one
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:33, archived)
so what are your favourites?

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:08, archived)
Well Queen's debut album of course
GnR - Appetite for Destruction (everything after Lies can fuck off)
Live - Throwing Copper
Beatles - Let It Be
Manic St Preachers - Holy Bible
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:25, archived)
I've never heard of Live, I have to say
I like a bit of Manic Street Preachers. Although I prefer Revolver by the Beatles.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:27, archived)
Live are really good
Some of their stuff is a bit 'Christian-y' but the non-religious stuff is great. Throwing Copper is pretty cool. Imagine REM but with louder guitars.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:30, archived)
*pukes*

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:33, archived)
sadly not
I hate REM with a firey, unending passion
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:33, archived)
Reading about Holy Bible
I didn't realise Manic St Preachers were so dark. I've only heard their singles.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:34, archived)
They USED to be brilliant
When Richie Edwards disappeared they lost more than a lyricist it seems. They sort of lost their spark. But then you can't be an angry young man forever.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:38, archived)
Nice trips.

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:44, archived)
Sweet

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:47, archived)
i agree, REM are pricks

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:34, archived)
they were just so American
and Michael Stipe's voice is so annoyingly nasal.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:36, archived)
taht plus their twee lyrics and bland playing style

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:36, archived)
They could have been good.
I've heard bootlegs of their early gigs. And they were fun. But then they were REM
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:35, archived)
It's more that their lead singer sounds a bit like Michael Stipe than anything else
but fair enough. I'm not a massive fan of REM either. Liked them a bit around the time of Automatic for the People, but that's about it.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:35, archived)
It's Michael Stipe that does it
I hate Bob Dylan for his annoying whiny voice too
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:37, archived)
I love Bob Dylan's debut album.
But everything else he's ever done is shit.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:39, archived)
How we've managed to not split over artistic differences in the last thirty years is beyond me.

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:30, archived)
My tolerance and acceptance of the opinions of others
far outweighs your bigotry. Also, you're a fat ballbag.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:33, archived)
I am, aren't I?
You sure got THAT right.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:33, archived)
I'm not really keen on any of those.
I like tigermilk by belle and sebastian though.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:24, archived)
I've not listened to any Belle and Sebastian

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:24, archived)
Good.

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:26, archived)
Nice dub-dubs.

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:50, archived)

www.amazon.com/Songs-Crystal-Cave-Steven-Seagal/dp/B0009SQ520
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:10, archived)
Haha, yes, I know of this
I've not heard any of his stuff though. I'm sure it's...great?
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:34, archived)
Dream Theater's "Metropolis Pt 2" was good
as was At The Gates' "Slaughter Of The Soul" and Tool's "Lateralus".

And Nik Kershaw's "Human Racing"
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:13, archived)
I can't get on with Dream Theatre
It all seems a bit 'style over substance' for me.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:37, archived)
human racing is BRILLIANT.
/old
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:24, archived)
Worry Bomb by Carter USM.
The Fat of the Land by The Prodigy.
Jazz Impressions of Japan by Dave Brubeck
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:28, archived)
i like the prodigy, but i'd just stick on their law, the old greatest hits album

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:46, archived)
I'm not keen on all that noisey stuff on the album before.
And Invaders Must Die was alright but not as good.
I dunno.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:48, archived)
Swingin' Safari by Bert Kaemphfaert is a fucking good album too.
I only bought it because the cover made me laugh.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:32, archived)
I like his surname

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:39, archived)
Good. Because I can't spell it.

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:41, archived)
It's probably not that at all
He's called Bert Harrison. He just wanted to sound more interesting.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:42, archived)
Bert Kaempfert. Born Berthold Kämpfert.

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:46, archived)
Bert Kaempfert. Born Valerie Grocott.

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:48, archived)
Berthold! Cut his fucking throat!

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:49, archived)
Also, Otarie by Juicy Panic.
Which I lost when my hard disk failed.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:36, archived)
And The Charlatans by The Charlatans.

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:38, archived)
And Midnight Vultures by Beck.
And Odelay for that matter.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:42, archived)
I like Blech II all the way through, dunno if you'd call it a proper album though, more of a mix set.
Alt: Bad.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:39, archived)
I had Bad on vinyl
And I was always jealous of people that had CD players because the CD version had an extra track on it (more storagge space on a CD than on an LP of course).
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:42, archived)
I hope your dick chokes on it.

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:47, archived)
It did, thank you

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:57, archived)
i had bad on vinyl, michael jackson looked really sexy sprawled out on the cover in front of me when i was 5

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:48, archived)
oh wait i mean thriller

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:48, archived)
I didn't even own an vinyl. Crappy, muffled, easily-ruined cassette tapes all the way, me
until my first CD player in 2000.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:51, archived)
Best. Album. Ever
www.discogs.com/Father-Abraham-Father-Abraham-In-Smurfland/release/1148870
"Beer, beer, Smurfin Beer, you don't get drunk and it isn't dear"
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:48, archived)
I like the banana song on Remember You're A Womble.

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:52, archived)
gay

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:58, archived)
oh a la la la hey banana don't you tread on my skin

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:03, archived)
Fifty-five minutes.
Two words left to type.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:06, archived)
27 minutes per word
Should be alright
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:13, archived)
forty five minutes and one full stop left to type.

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:15, archived)
Jesus

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:16, archived)
Gomez first album aint got no shit on it, whipping picadilly is a bit weak

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:17, archived)
sorry to agree with you here mongy,
but bring it on by gomez is a work of brilliance.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:23, archived)
I'd like to use your cunt as a barbecue.

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:27, archived)
:O

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:30, archived)
blimey.

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:37, archived)