I heard he has bum-chin.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:22, archived)

I heard his fingers are pnuematic
like the suspension systems you get on them cars in them films
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:29, archived)

i heard that when he strums a double stop he uses his bum chin to hold down seperate strings simutaneously

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:29, archived)

Well how do YOU do it, smart arse?

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:30, archived)

i've got a heron for that

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:30, archived)

Woah

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:37, archived)

I use a heron to stop my tins floating off while I'm busy watching my favourite Gene Tierney film.
Heron-can-weight.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:53, archived)