I'm going to leave in about 15 minutes
I'm meeting a prick, and I need to leave myself enough time to get there
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:18,
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Gotta walk the long way round innit
Also, I'm right in the middle of Langstone. Got to get out of that fucker first.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:20,
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by "prick" you can only mean me.
you'll never make it in 15minutes
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MONO!, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:19,
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Well naturally
This ornithological version is clearly fantastic
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:18,
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I like gulls.
There were three great black backed gulls on the roof opposite last night.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:14,
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I'd be an osprey but I ain't keen on fish.
Anything that goes all fast and that, really.
Maybe a fucking swift.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:23,
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if i have to be a bird i'm getting to fly
penguins can all fuck off
fucking fish birds.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:29,
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They have difficulty flying
due to their enormous chins.
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Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:30,
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Well he has been a mite bored today.
Or so a little birdy told me.
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Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:24,
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The signs are there
They're subtle, but they're there
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:25,
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That would only give a correct sum if no-one had posted in previous threads
since the start of this thread.
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Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:29,
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Well then, there's only one way to know what I did for sure;
you're going to have to count all the posts.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:37,
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BUT THERE ARE NEW POSTS SINCE THEN
INCLUDING THIS ONE AARRRGHH!!!!
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Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 3 May 2012, 17:01,
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What, not even YOUR MUM'S????
AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:36,
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