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Christ, it's always my fucking fault isn't
Pricks
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:13, archived)
Hey two hats

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:13, archived)
Hey Mono

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:14, archived)
'reet?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:14, archived)
Spose
Nearly home time innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:15, archived)
It's over an hour to go :'(

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:16, archived)
I'm going to leave in about 15 minutes
I'm meeting a prick, and I need to leave myself enough time to get there
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:18, archived)
You're practically next door. How the fuck do you need half an hour?

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:19, archived)
Gotta walk the long way round innit
Also, I'm right in the middle of Langstone. Got to get out of that fucker first.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:20, archived)
stop talking gibberish

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:20, archived)
Fabulous
Now it's raining
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:21, archived)
time to sing.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:22, archived)
Nice dubs.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:21, archived)
pervert

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:22, archived)
by "prick" you can only mean me.
you'll never make it in 15minutes
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:19, archived)
Hey boys.
Hey gulls.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:14, archived)
+u

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:15, archived)
seasidesongsftw

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:16, archived)
Superstar Blue Jays

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:16, archived)
Here we crow!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:17, archived)
Shittest song EVAR.
The original, I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:17, archived)
Well naturally
This ornithological version is clearly fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:18, archived)
HOO we POE

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:17, archived)
I like gulls.
There were three great black backed gulls on the roof opposite last night.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:14, archived)
They're shit.
Kill them
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:14, archived)
Yeah. I guess so.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:15, archived)
If I were a bird I'd be a Raven.
They're dead smart
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:16, archived)
Peregrine plis.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:18, archived)
I said bird, not hobbit.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:20, archived)
lesbian

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:21, archived)
what of it?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:21, archived)
I'd be an osprey but I ain't keen on fish.
Anything that goes all fast and that, really.
Maybe a fucking swift.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:23, archived)
bullet train

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:25, archived)
Nah.
It aint a bird is it.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:26, archived)
Penguins are fast as fuck in the water

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:26, archived)
Macaroni Penguins are fast as fuck in bolognese.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:29, archived)
if i have to be a bird i'm getting to fly
penguins can all fuck off
fucking fish birds.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:29, archived)
They can fly
They choose not to
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:29, archived)
I'd be the Robin

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:19, archived)
Yeah, he's meant to be named after robin hood, you bell end.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:26, archived)
BULLSHIT

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:26, archived)
look it up dickwad.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:29, archived)
NO

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:30, archived)
They have difficulty flying
due to their enormous chins.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:30, archived)
LOL!

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:37, archived)