Peregrine plis.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:18, archived)

I said bird, not hobbit.

( MONO!, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:20, archived)

lesbian

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:21, archived)

what of it?

( MONO!, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:21, archived)

I'd be an osprey but I ain't keen on fish.
Anything that goes all fast and that, really.
Maybe a fucking swift.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:23, archived)

bullet train

( MONO!, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:25, archived)

Nah.
It aint a bird is it.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:26, archived)

Penguins are fast as fuck in the water

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:26, archived)

Macaroni Penguins are fast as fuck in bolognese.

( MONO!, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:29, archived)

if i have to be a bird i'm getting to fly
penguins can all fuck off
fucking fish birds.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:29, archived)

They can fly
They choose not to
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:29, archived)