It's the last afternoon of my nine days off work
What should I do to bring this awful laziness to a conclusion?
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Sun 6 May 2012, 10:58, archived)

Call in sick to work for tomorrow.

( JackAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 6 May 2012, 10:59, archived)

Fuck that
I'm a whore for money. I want the great fat piles of cash people pay for an hour of my services
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:00, archived)

Watch the classic 'Rowdy' Roddy Piper film They Live.

( JackAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 6 May 2012, 11:03, archived)

This is open advice to the whole forum.

( JackAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 6 May 2012, 11:09, archived)

I have seen this film,
and can confirm that it is a masterpiece of cinema.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sun 6 May 2012, 11:11, archived)

Wow.
Just wow.
b3ta.com/questions/hoarding/post1608167
( Amorous Badger : One of our most popular models., Sun 6 May 2012, 13:40, archived)

I see that a drug abusing amature porn starlet's agreed with him now badge.
Cue a bazillion white knights telling the rest of us that he's not a bullying prick and /talk are MEAN etc.
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Sun 6 May 2012, 14:36, archived)

OH GOD WONT YOU ALL JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP OK OK OK I'LL CLEAN UP THE FUCKING FLAT OH GOD, I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO LIVES HERE AND I'M STILL GETTING CRAP ABOUT IT.

( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Sun 6 May 2012, 15:19, archived)

Pffft.

( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Sun 6 May 2012, 15:38, archived)

Alright Stooge? Hows it going?
You know what, I donno what you do. I know there are some army bases and weather ballons involved, but donno anythin' beyond that.

Do you do the facebook thing?
( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Sun 6 May 2012, 15:44, archived)

I mostly do as little as possible gonz.
My official job title these days is Forecaster Support, but I still go by Observer.
I do weather observations which are sent to Air Traffic and the squadrons and to Exeter as part of the worldwide network, colour in weather charts, prepare briefing packs for crews and sometimes brief them if the forecaster's out of the office or busy, lots of little adminy things, and when I'm in the Falklands send up weather balloons and edit the data from them.
b3ta's the only social type site I use.
:D
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Sun 6 May 2012, 15:58, archived)

And I'm off OUTSIDE to my enclosure now to wash my screen and change my wicks.
:D
Later chap.
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Sun 6 May 2012, 16:00, archived)

the 'cripple fight' in south park was modelled on the fight scene in they live

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:12, archived)

That makes sense.

( JackAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 6 May 2012, 11:14, archived)

your face makes sense

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:17, archived)

Damn straight.

( JackAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 6 May 2012, 11:23, archived)

i like it when they timmy and the other lad join 'the crips' thinking it is a cripple gang

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:15, archived)

south park: pretty good

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:17, archived)

Damn good choice of film there Jaction.

( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:26, archived)

I will take this advice

( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:16, archived)

Haven't you got some rust to find?

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sun 6 May 2012, 11:03, archived)

IT'S ALL GONE
I'm masking up now, but I used the wrong tape and it all came unstuck
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:06, archived)

So bodywork wise you're on the home stretch?
I'm having some shiny new chrome delivered next week. all I need is a front grill, ad some tyres that aren't bald and then I can finally take the thing to a car show.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sun 6 May 2012, 11:07, archived)

Oh yeah, mask up, wipe down, then I can prime the fucker

( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:14, archived)

I need to touch up some paint,
it turns out after a winter in heavy rain, a previous owner just sprayed the roof with a rattle can, and it's come up all bubbly and rusty and horrid. foolish people.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sun 6 May 2012, 11:16, archived)

what a wanker
can you spray yourself, or get a 'shop to do it?
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:19, archived)

I have managed to find a friend with a garage that he doesn't use,
I can use it if "I clean it out myself" I have yet to go there, so I don't know quite what a task that is going to be. It's a double garage, so plenty of room to work. Not done anything other than touch up work before, but I'm up for giving it a go.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sun 6 May 2012, 11:23, archived)

drop me a PM if you need any specific help
it can be daunting the first time.
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:26, archived)

cool,
I'm going have to do the whole car probably, the stuff i've got for touch up is OK, and with a bit of work can blend it so you don't notice the patch, but I'm fairly sure doing the whole roof it will be fairly obvious it's a different colour.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sun 6 May 2012, 11:30, archived)

Just watch Charlie on American Hotrod
it's easy
( magnum, Sun 6 May 2012, 12:04, archived)

Sunday afternoon booze session.

( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:04, archived)

now that's an idea.

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sun 6 May 2012, 11:06, archived)

I know you're going to hate me for this stuj
but I don't really drink.
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:06, archived)

Grrry, if you don't drink you are a polefail.
EVERY Polish person I know drinks more than me.
And I drink A LOT.
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:26, archived)

yeah, I just have a beer or a whisky in the evening
I haven't been wrecked out of my mind for about 8 years now.
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:27, archived)

ZOO TRIP

( magnum, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:12, archived)

POO CLIP

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:13, archived)

MOO FLIP

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sun 6 May 2012, 11:17, archived)

if i wasn't on my phone, i'd be drawing a cow doing a backflip right now

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:35, archived)

I've imagined it,
and it is glorious.

I was looking at where to go for a day out today, and turns out pompey is only an hour and a half away, I'm not coming today, but now i know it's closer than i thought, I'm gonna kill Baldmonkey.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sun 6 May 2012, 11:37, archived)

killing baldmonkey is listed as a recommended activity
in the lonely planet guide to portsmouth
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:42, archived)

If you kill him
He will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Sun 6 May 2012, 12:02, archived)

MOO SAULT
/wrestling joke
( magnum, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:44, archived)

nice
beef hardy was good at those
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:57, archived)

Uddertaker?
Jake The Steak?
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Sun 6 May 2012, 12:01, archived)

Jerry Brisket

( magnum, Sun 6 May 2012, 12:02, archived)

Chuck Taylor
/obscure
( magnum, Sun 6 May 2012, 12:03, archived)

Brutus 'The Barber' Beefcake.

( JackAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 6 May 2012, 12:34, archived)

more like
MOOtus the BARNber beefCOWke
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Sun 6 May 2012, 12:39, archived)

I went there last autumn
The girlfriend spent ages peering into the foliage of a tree saying "look, look, a red panda, I can see its ears, it's hiding on that branch!" and then it hopped down and turned out to be a fucking cat.
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:17, archived)

Does Poland have Piers?
A nice walk along the prom, then ABOVE THE SEA
( magnum, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:19, archived)

It does
400km away.
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:19, archived)

Go to Lodz
that sounds like LODZ of fun.

POLAND PUN SUB THREAD
( magnum, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:22, archived)

it's pronounced "woodge", rendering your joke a load of shit
and Lodz is a hipster haven.
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:25, archived)

WIDAWA
west
jim west
desperado
( magnum, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:36, archived)

you sir,
are a genius.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sun 6 May 2012, 11:37, archived)

No doubt it's pronounced Lidl or something
Rendering the genius down to nothing
( magnum, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:43, archived)

I've clicked it,
fuck Grrr.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sun 6 May 2012, 11:45, archived)

this is pure nonsense

( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:49, archived)

morgan?
they can keep him
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:21, archived)

Little m, big organ

( magnum, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:24, archived)

I'd love a Morgan
my granddad drove the 1953 Monte Carlo Rally in one.
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:33, archived)

have a lazy wank and don't clean up after yourself.

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:39, archived)

Take a photo of a hooded crow.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Sun 6 May 2012, 15:36, archived)