MOO FLIP

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sun 6 May 2012, 11:17, archived)

if i wasn't on my phone, i'd be drawing a cow doing a backflip right now

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:35, archived)

I've imagined it,
and it is glorious.

I was looking at where to go for a day out today, and turns out pompey is only an hour and a half away, I'm not coming today, but now i know it's closer than i thought, I'm gonna kill Baldmonkey.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sun 6 May 2012, 11:37, archived)

killing baldmonkey is listed as a recommended activity
in the lonely planet guide to portsmouth
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:42, archived)

If you kill him
He will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Sun 6 May 2012, 12:02, archived)

MOO SAULT
/wrestling joke
( magnum, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:44, archived)

nice
beef hardy was good at those
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:57, archived)

Uddertaker?
Jake The Steak?
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Sun 6 May 2012, 12:01, archived)

Jerry Brisket

( magnum, Sun 6 May 2012, 12:02, archived)

Chuck Taylor
/obscure
( magnum, Sun 6 May 2012, 12:03, archived)

Brutus 'The Barber' Beefcake.

( JackAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 6 May 2012, 12:34, archived)

more like
MOOtus the BARNber beefCOWke
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Sun 6 May 2012, 12:39, archived)