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bored of that now
I've bought a bass guitar today, I bet none of you worthless shits have bought a bass guitar today have you?

alt: slap bass solo

pricks
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:09, archived)
nah, i didn't buy one, but then i dont really understand why someone would continue playing an instument when they are clearly inferior to proper musicans

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:13, archived)
alright mongaloidychoppers

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:14, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:17, archived)
I think you're the only sad prick alive who still wants to do Seinfeld impressions

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:13, archived)
I've played it for 4 hours
now my fingers hurt

I might throw it in the bin now
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:15, archived)
I bet you did all sorts of stupid gurning faces and imagined you were in Primus
you daft twat
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:21, archived)

www.kineticnorth.com/userfiles/Gilgamesh/bassface.jpg
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:24, archived)
You have to link to that because you've never found out what your sex-face looks like

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:45, archived)
shit, dont say that name anymore or he will appear

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:52, archived)
Like he'd ever turn up here again

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Sun 6 May 2012, 18:38, archived)
Where do you stand on the issue of fretless basses?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger : One of our most popular models., Sun 6 May 2012, 18:35, archived)
the same as with lackadaisical trout ololol

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 6 May 2012, 18:43, archived)
perforated eel?

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:00, archived)
this sounds like an extreme multiple prince albert

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:07, archived)
I did.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:17, archived)
cunt

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:20, archived)
this one
www.nevadamusic.co.uk/bass/bass-guitars/ibanez-sr5005e-prestige
it's shit. might burn it.
seen any birds today? i ain;t
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:30, archived)
short scale basses are for cunts
semi acoustic basses are for cunts

short scale semi acoustic basses are for the worst kind of pig-fondling knicker wetting cunts
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:31, archived)
so man city eh, you can come and have a look at charltons trophy if you want, it is shiney

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:33, archived)
yeah, how about them spending half a billion quid to equal Blackburn's record in the premiership
money well spent
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:34, archived)
all about winning tho aint it, if it was about not spending money it would be a rubbish idea, what's wrong with you? do you have a brain tumour? sorry i didn't realise, x

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:38, archived)
they're only borrowing it for a year

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:40, archived)
i hope chelsea whi the champions league and tottenham are in 4th spot, just to piss off the jews

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:41, archived)
fucking Chelski, fucking Russian mafia, fucking team of cunts

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:46, archived)
it is a tough call for me, i hate germans, but i dont like chelsea, i hate russians, but despise jews, i can only pray they all die

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:48, archived)
loads of magpies in my back garden, i chucked loads of out of date garlic sausage on the lawn, try doing that

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:36, archived)
I bought two. Also my faggy cousin is on the semi finals of that shitty talent show tonight.

(I helped save b3ta! JackAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 6 May 2012, 17:29, archived)
is he the guy ith wings?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 6 May 2012, 18:41, archived)
what bass guitar is it, you fat ballbag
I've got a Marcus Miller signature Jazz.
(I helped save b3ta! fatpoof, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:32, archived)
hahahaaa, fucking Jazz bass
yeah, it's a Jazz bass
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:33, archived)
views on the rickenbacker bass?

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sun 6 May 2012, 18:47, archived)
the other month or so i ate an entire bargin bucket to myself, i felt dirty

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:43, archived)
Are you a leg or wings man?
I just like the skin to tell you the truth.
(I helped save b3ta! Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Sun 6 May 2012, 18:15, archived)
i just eat it, never noticed any difference, all tastes like chicken to me

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sun 6 May 2012, 18:20, archived)
ive been to nandos every friday for the last 6 weeks
im not fussy ill eat either
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sun 6 May 2012, 18:44, archived)
i've never been to a nandos, nor will i ever

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sun 6 May 2012, 18:46, archived)
i blame people in work going
and me being weak and being unable to say no
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sun 6 May 2012, 18:49, archived)
I've never been
but I won't rule it out. I'm looking for somewhere to go to lunch tomorrow (it won't be a nandos though)
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:14, archived)
never seen the appeal of nandos
it's spicy chicken and chips for..£20 a plate.

Why not go to Abdul's Dodgy Halal Fried Chicken round the corner and eat yourself sick for £4
(I helped save b3ta! fatpoof, Sun 6 May 2012, 18:50, archived)
because im weak and follow the crowd
i might visit miss millies later
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:01, archived)
the things that aren't chicken are nicest
they do a really good halloumi and mushroom wrap which makes me sound like an insufferable cunt but I did work in Shoreditch so it might be true
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:02, archived)
i do not know, nor do i care what the fuck that is, i've probably been told before and my brain voids it

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:07, archived)
squeaky cheese and big mushroom in a wrap

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:09, archived)
halloumi over a bbq is awesome

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:11, archived)
halloumi is awesome, full stop

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:12, archived)
pshhhh lightweight

(I helped save b3ta! fatpoof, Sun 6 May 2012, 18:49, archived)
Yeah, I bought one with FIVE necks.
And a fucking WALL of amps to go with it. And at the end of the song I smashed it into the amps, and went and bought one with SIX necks. And a BIGGER wall of amps.
Frankly your poverty SICKENS me Gilgy.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:33, archived)
Can you play that Wonderwall song?
I like that one, "Maaaaaybe Baaaaaybeeee AFTER ALL, wonder waAAAAAaaaaaaLL"

Proper heavy metal that.
(I helped save b3ta! Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Sun 6 May 2012, 18:14, archived)
nah
I'm left handed, it's a palaver
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:00, archived)
WITCH!

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sun 6 May 2012, 19:04, archived)
a paLAEVOr, you say?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:06, archived)
I had to look that up
how clever! :D
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:09, archived)
he knows too much
call the guards!
(I helped save b3ta! fatpoof, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:10, archived)