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I bought some fish on Wednesday. One of them has died already, poor token spent most of yesterday spazzing at the bottom of the tank and finally turned upside down and floated to the, well into the filter where he got a bit stuck and it might have been messy.
The others appear undaunted at the loss of the only black member of the group.
I am clearly rubbish at having even the simplest pet.
What are you shit at?
Should I worry that my fish are racist and bullied poor token into losing the will to swim?
(, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:12, archived)
did you cycle the water before you put them in?

(, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:13, archived)
Yeah
Captain splishy, fingers and kitten are quite fine and enjoying a game of hide and seek in the plastic barrel
(, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:18, archived)
hmm
who knows, sometimes fish just die. Especially if you get them from Pets at Home, apparently. We had a Big Orange Fish who ate the smaller ones, lived for years alone and died just a couple of weeks ago. Noble Big Orange Fish.
(, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:22, archived)
petsmart
Just down the road from you
(, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:26, archived)
Fish are cunts
have them all battered.
(, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:29, archived)
MODS!!!!11!!!1!!!
this post is brought to you on behalf of mongychops
(, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:49, archived)
I know the one
I think we bought fish from there too. Not superfish though. Wyevale (on the way to Banstead) is much better for fish :)
(, Sun 6 May 2012, 20:24, archived)
I tend to find most fish I have bought from chain shops die easily
Go to a more specialist place. Sometimes fish are really shit though.
(, Sun 6 May 2012, 21:13, archived)
relationships
nah, i get told my cups of tea are terrible
(, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:15, archived)
my tea is always fantastic
Like some sort of warm and soothing ambrosia
(, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:19, archived)
thats sounds like how i make it
people just say that i make it too string
(, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:19, archived)
nonsense
They're just shit.
Get some new people to drink tea with
(, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:21, archived)
i like this idea
im going to sit outside with a pot of tea and invite people to sit with me and drink tea
(, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:22, archived)
Cheers
I've been crouched in these bushes all day waiting for you
(, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:25, archived)
ive been busy sorry,
ill leave some biscuits on a plate by the bushes for you
(, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:26, archived)
I think I've spotted your problem here
knitted tea just makes people more thirsty
(, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:35, archived)
but it saves on having to buy a tea cosy for the teapot

(, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:45, archived)
Are you that tall rugby type bloke who I meet a few years ago? 'cus if you are, you should be swimming in it.
How about me and you go out and I'll go off with the mate who drew the short straw?
(, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:31, archived)
thats me
and that is a great plan, we could just go back to their place and in the morning make ourselves a hearty breakfast from the contents of the fridge. so we get laid and a free breakfast.
(, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:34, archived)
Deffo, and we could leave a fiver by the bedside table, if they don't react, don't say anything, if they do react, just laugh and go "Oh bless you hun." and pocket it.
OH OH OH OH, I'll leave a tenner and you leave a twenty note.
(, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:42, archived)
we could insult them further by not flushing the loo

(, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:43, archived)
When you say 'flushing' you mean 'using'? WINK.
I'll rummage to find the shoe-box with the photos instead of shoes in it.
(, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:47, archived)
Yeah.

(, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:23, archived)
hey balders!
I been out for a walk today and seen swallows and coots and some eagle bird thing, might have been a buzzard but he flew off before I could get the zoom lens on the camera, cunt, some small chirrupy birds that I didn't know what they were and heard a owl who was like 'woo-woo' an I was like woah an he was like 'woo-woo' an I was like woah and a woodpecker who laughed at me hahahaha so I punched its fucking beak off and anyway it made me think of you, not just because of the birds but also because I went along a bit of the North DOWNS way, HAHAHAHAHAHA!
(, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:47, archived)
HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

(, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:50, archived)
i knew you'd like that little summary of my day

(, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:51, archived)
I hung a door.

(, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:52, archived)
Did you see my picture of a yellow wagtail. It was well cool.

(, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:52, archived)
was that the picture with the rabbit in too. i liekd dat pikcher.

(, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:55, archived)
nah. that was a greenfinch.
the yellow wagtail is the one that looks like a stretched canary
(, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:56, archived)
oh right, then i haven't see the picture of the yellow wagtail, no, but i liekd dat pikcher of a greenfinch
i seen a pied wagtail today too, forgot that one.
(, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:59, archived)
I might go sit in my garden and see if I can photo a bird now.
it's at the fucking top so you mustve baldmonkeyseenabird.wordpress.com/
(, Sun 6 May 2012, 20:01, archived)
ooh, I like that, lovely picture

(, Sun 6 May 2012, 20:08, archived)
I've got a good picture of a yellow wagtail
www.b3tards.com/u/6ade611e1870a93700b9/yellow_wagtail.jpg
(, Sun 6 May 2012, 20:18, archived)
will i regret clicking on that? is it a picture of you waving your jaundiced penis vlad?

(, Sun 6 May 2012, 20:22, archived)
let's face it, if it is that, aren't you going to regret NOT clicking...?

(, Sun 6 May 2012, 20:26, archived)
no.
or yes. i don't know. there were a lot of negatives in that sentence and i'm tired and confused.
(, Sun 6 May 2012, 20:29, archived)
never mind we can just cuddle

(, Sun 6 May 2012, 20:30, archived)
I just clicked, hahahahaha!

(, Sun 6 May 2012, 22:34, archived)
I heard a chiffchaff but did not see it
here ends spangolin's bird news
(, Sun 6 May 2012, 20:25, archived)
Cool.
I just been sat in the loft and the grey heron gone by the window but I was too slow to get it in flight with the camera but i did get it sat on the fence.
(, Sun 6 May 2012, 20:35, archived)
does your loft have a toilet?

(, Sun 6 May 2012, 21:16, archived)
i should make it clear in the interests of transparency that i changed my mind and sat in the loft instead

(, Sun 6 May 2012, 20:36, archived)
I shot at a seagull with an air rifle once.
I missed.
(, Sun 6 May 2012, 21:12, archived)
is that where Wife sends you when you're naughty?
PAUL! GET IN THE LOFT! NOW!
(, Sun 6 May 2012, 21:12, archived)

I am shit at suggesting names for your fish, clearly you took up none of my quite acceptable suggestions
(, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:37, archived)
I'm shit at having sex wtih Michaela Tabb off the snooker
never managed to do it
(, Sun 6 May 2012, 20:10, archived)
Fuck him up Ronnie, fuck him up.
They don't chant that. They should.
(, Sun 6 May 2012, 20:18, archived)
No point chanting anything for Carter
he's deaf
(, Sun 6 May 2012, 20:23, archived)
No he's not, that's Joe Swail
Carter has Crohn's
(, Sun 6 May 2012, 20:25, archived)
I love you Carter
Oh let me get my knickers down
I-I-I-I love you so much
I can't shit-t-t-t-t t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t
(, Sun 6 May 2012, 20:26, archived)
Pretty good sub thread you've got going here
but time for some Driver San Francisco
(, Sun 6 May 2012, 20:29, archived)
I'm back
still no-one wants to join my sub thread. Bed time.
(, Sun 6 May 2012, 22:26, archived)
I'm a shit boring forum user with nothing to add to this thread.

(, Sun 6 May 2012, 20:49, archived)
I can't think of anything I'm shit at

(, Sun 6 May 2012, 20:54, archived)
how's your swahili?

(, Sun 6 May 2012, 21:00, archived)
I've no idea, I've never tried

(, Sun 6 May 2012, 21:03, archived)
Jambo, assanti sana?

(, Sun 6 May 2012, 21:08, archived)
Hakuna Matata

(, Sun 6 May 2012, 21:12, archived)
So my tatto says =)
Although I stick to the fact that I know it from when I holiday'd there as a child; before the film came out.
(, Sun 6 May 2012, 21:18, archived)
cool.

(, Sun 6 May 2012, 21:23, archived)
I'll just sit at the bottom of the thread
and wonder why the fuck I should care about any of the pointless shit you wrote.
(, Sun 6 May 2012, 21:05, archived)
hey mumpso,
You good?
(, Sun 6 May 2012, 21:07, archived)
all safe here pigster. You?

(, Sun 6 May 2012, 21:09, archived)
cracking chief, absolutely cracking.

(, Sun 6 May 2012, 21:13, archived)
WE'RE WINNING!!!!

(, Sun 6 May 2012, 21:16, archived)
I went to a stone circle today,
It was in a really pretty valley, and quite a nice place, but some hippy cunts had left flowers everywhere, all gone all mouldy and horrible. Why do they feel the need to cheapen such a prime spot with their half stars offerings. If they're serious I wanna see blood.
(, Sun 6 May 2012, 21:23, archived)
flower murdering cunts.
when the triffids come they will avenge this disgrace!
(, Sun 6 May 2012, 21:25, archived)
triffids? where?

(, Sun 6 May 2012, 21:27, archived)
fucking everywhere man!!!!

(, Sun 6 May 2012, 21:31, archived)
are you sure, I can't see anything
o wait :(((
(, Sun 6 May 2012, 21:40, archived)
Ez Geeze, you safe?

(, Sun 6 May 2012, 21:19, archived)
I certainly am Gonz.
you alright?
(, Sun 6 May 2012, 21:24, archived)
Not bad thanks, not bad at all. Just woke up from a nap.
I should go to bed or something
(, Sun 6 May 2012, 21:56, archived)