bored of that now
ask me anything about parrots

alt: ask me nothing about parrots

pricks
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sun 6 May 2012, 22:54, archived)

how many times did john parrot win the snooker?

( spesh, Sun 6 May 2012, 22:56, archived)

Describe the plumage of the Norwegian Blue.

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis www.housefreaks.co.uk, Sun 6 May 2012, 22:56, archived)

aren't their squawking noises really annoying?

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sun 6 May 2012, 22:58, archived)

see, actually no
because he shuts up when I'm in the room then squawks while I'm in the kitchen

and he sometimes makes parrot orgasm noises
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sun 6 May 2012, 23:01, archived)

hah
yeah that'd put me off my dinner a bit
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sun 6 May 2012, 23:03, archived)

Does having a big fuck off budgie make up for a lack of real friends?

( Faithless, Sun 6 May 2012, 23:01, archived)

oh god yes

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sun 6 May 2012, 23:04, archived)

what parrot would make the best foood?

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sun 6 May 2012, 23:02, archived)

it's probably only worth eating the big ones

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sun 6 May 2012, 23:03, archived)

yeah, like one off those big new zealand ones, bet they are nyommy

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sun 6 May 2012, 23:20, archived)

dunno, one that had trained as a chef probably

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sun 6 May 2012, 23:03, archived)

i think you have confused what i ment there, not your fault sometimes i dont explain myself properly, i ment which parrot would be the most satisfying for human consumption, but your answer is fine, thanks

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sun 6 May 2012, 23:05, archived)

do chicks dig parrots?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 6 May 2012, 23:12, archived)

form or fibre?

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 6 May 2012, 23:21, archived)

alright baldmonkey, how's the twitching going?

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sun 6 May 2012, 23:27, archived)

Cockatiel knives or Macaw Machetes?

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 7 May 2012, 0:16, archived)

Why are there no aspirins in the jungle?

( Zuowan , etc., Mon 7 May 2012, 0:32, archived)

I know this, it's because of a lack of a decent jungle pharmaceutical distribution company

( broadsword, Mon 7 May 2012, 1:11, archived)

alright giggles
what do you do when the parrot gets a bit, y'know, frisky?
( broadsword, Mon 7 May 2012, 0:39, archived)

alright buntleclurter
I was watching that shit boring X Files film just now, god I hate Gillian Anderson so much
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Mon 7 May 2012, 1:02, archived)

I went through a post-contracting phase where I sat around in my pants watching 9 series of the X Files
should probably get a medal or something I reckon
( broadsword, Mon 7 May 2012, 1:04, archived)

I bet you squeezed a few off to agent Scully

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Mon 7 May 2012, 1:21, archived)

I've never cracked one off over a gent
and don't call me scully

ho ho
( broadsword, Mon 7 May 2012, 1:22, archived)