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Does anyone know a good way to induce vomiting so I can spew on my desk?
I've never been able to get fingers down the throat to work.
(, Tue 8 May 2012, 8:20, archived)
put loads of salt in a cup of water and down it

(, Tue 8 May 2012, 8:23, archived)
I don't have any salt handy. I may have to bring spewing supplies in tomorrow.
If this one works, it is good because I can drink a cup of water at my desk without looking like I am trying to induce vomiting.
(, Tue 8 May 2012, 8:27, archived)
for now, punch yourself hard as fuck in the bollocks
that should make you spew.
(, Tue 8 May 2012, 8:31, archived)

(, Tue 8 May 2012, 8:31, archived)
you clearly don't want to go home that badly then.

(, Tue 8 May 2012, 8:34, archived)
I've never spewed from getting punched in the balls.
And I get punched in the balls a lot.
(, Tue 8 May 2012, 8:34, archived)
okay, what supplies are around your desk or around the office?

(, Tue 8 May 2012, 8:35, archived)
I dunno. Stationery and that.

(, Tue 8 May 2012, 8:38, archived)
eat staples

(, Tue 8 May 2012, 8:42, archived)
fuck it, just look all ill and then go to the bogs and pretend to throw up.
you know what? you're a grown-up just go home.
(, Tue 8 May 2012, 8:43, archived)
Yeah. K.

(, Tue 8 May 2012, 8:44, archived)
glad I could help!

(, Tue 8 May 2012, 8:49, archived)