I don't have any salt handy. I may have to bring spewing supplies in tomorrow.
If this one works, it is good because I can drink a cup of water at my desk without looking like I am trying to induce vomiting.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 8:27, archived)

for now, punch yourself hard as fuck in the bollocks
that should make you spew.
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 8 May 2012, 8:31, archived)

No.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 8:31, archived)

you clearly don't want to go home that badly then.

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 8 May 2012, 8:34, archived)

I've never spewed from getting punched in the balls.
And I get punched in the balls a lot.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 8:34, archived)

okay, what supplies are around your desk or around the office?

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 8 May 2012, 8:35, archived)

I dunno. Stationery and that.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 8:38, archived)

eat staples

( MONO!, Tue 8 May 2012, 8:42, archived)

fuck it, just look all ill and then go to the bogs and pretend to throw up.
you know what? you're a grown-up just go home.
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 8 May 2012, 8:43, archived)

Yeah. K.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 8:44, archived)

glad I could help!

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 8 May 2012, 8:49, archived)